I don't think Sarah Palin would be safe in these parts.

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  • Anonymous
    Banned
    • May 2004
    • 12749

    #16
    Originally posted by Big Train
    Dude I find your comments weird. When I think of sex with a woman, I don't think of ten other guys joining me and taping it.

    But whatever guys, carry on with this virtual good time. All I said was it sounds ODD.
    Noted.

    Originally posted by VanHalener
    We should all get together and run a big train on Palin.
    Roth Army Presents:

    Train in Palin!

    Now THAT is a title.

    And the synopsis would be: "Watch Slutty Sarah as she takes on the Roth Army Train... these dudes are full of "steam" and want blow it on her face. But Sarah is up to the challenge, and soon the train is out of steam while Sarah keeps rollin'... Wooowoooo!!! Chugga chugga chugga..."

    Let's do it!

    Cheers! :bottle:

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    • VanHalener
      ROCKSTAR

      • Nov 2006
      • 5451

      #17
      I was also thinking

      'Impalin' Palin'

      but

      'Train in Palin' will work.
      ~Only you can prevent low volume~

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      • LoungeMachine
        DIAMOND STATUS
        • Jul 2004
        • 32576

        #18
        Originally posted by Big Train
        Ok,

        What I found weird...not an accusation, I said it SOUNDS odd.

        A. Title of thread...she would not be safe? From what?
        B. Sesh says "She is a pathological liar". To which Nitro responds "One more reason to drill her oil field.

        Plus puss is saying stuff like Bukakke, film it.

        I'm not a prude, all tolled it just saying it SOUNDS like all of this would be done against her will. Not saying you MEANT it that way, just that it SOUNDS that way.

        Your welcome Lounge.


        Nice backpeddle [again]



        Only thing you're actually good at......
        Originally posted by Kristy
        Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.
        Originally posted by cadaverdog
        I posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?

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        • BITEYOASS
          ROTH ARMY ELITE
          • Jan 2004
          • 6530

          #19
          Originally posted by Nitro Express
          I don't know if it's that she hunts moose, if she rides snowmobiles, or if she's an outdoor girl but around here in Wyoming if you bring her up and the men go crazy. Not that they want to vote for her or read her book but you mention Sarah Palin at a bar with taxidermed animals and fish on the walls and you get and interesting reaction. Mentions of cumming on her face, glasses, tits flow through the air. Bending her over and drill! drill! drill! come into play. Pumping oil come into play. Reaming the Alaskan pipeline come into play.

          Somehow if her bus pulls into my town she might end up with her panties down around her ankles passed out in a huge puddle of cum.
          You better make a script out of that! Because I'm sure there are plans for a sequel to "Nailin Palin." So get it ready before some other fucker beats you to it! :D
          Last edited by BITEYOASS; 11-24-2009, 10:54 PM.

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          • LoungeMachine
            DIAMOND STATUS
            • Jul 2004
            • 32576

            #20
            Originally posted by Big Train
            This is odd guys.

            Hating her is fine, but saying that's why it would be cool to rape her? WTF?



            Originally posted by Big Train
            Ok,

            What I found weird...not an accusation, I said it SOUNDS odd.

            A.

            No, you did not say it SOUNDS odd.



            Parsing your words is one of your trademarks which always trips you up....
            Originally posted by Kristy
            Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.
            Originally posted by cadaverdog
            I posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?

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            • Terry
              DIAMOND STATUS
              • Jan 2004
              • 12123

              #21
              Eh.

              She's okay. Don't really understand why some people salivate over her...she's not exactly what I'd call hot.

              Cindy McCain, however...now there's one silver-haired fox that'd be worth using the leaf blower on to remove the cobwebs from her graybush before giving her a nice, solid plonking.

              I bet if I got her some Vicodin she'd let me hit her in the dumper, too!
              Scramby eggs and bacon.

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              • FORD
                ROTH ARMY MODERATOR

                • Jan 2004
                • 59560

                #22
                Cindy McCain looks too much like one of the lizard chicks from the original "V".

                I'd do McCain's daughter Meagan though.....

                Eat Us And Smile

                Cenk For America 2024!!

                Justice Democrats


                "If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992

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                • Terry
                  DIAMOND STATUS
                  • Jan 2004
                  • 12123

                  #23
                  Yeah, Cindy IS a bit of Stepford Wife...

                  ...but I bet she'd go like the bunnies given the right incentive.
                  Scramby eggs and bacon.

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                  • Va Beach VH Fan
                    ROTH ARMY FOUNDER
                    • Dec 2003
                    • 17913

                    #24
                    Oh, I heard many, MANY idiots last year talk about VOTING for her because she's hot....
                    Eat Us And Smile - The Originals

                    "I have a very belligerent enthusiasm or an enthusiastic belligerence. I’m an intellectual slut." - David Lee Roth

                    "We are part of the, not just the culture, but the geography. Van Halen music goes along with like fries with the burger." - David Lee Roth

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                    • VanHalener
                      ROCKSTAR

                      • Nov 2006
                      • 5451

                      #25
                      Originally posted by FORD
                      Cindy McCain looks too much like one of the lizard chicks from the original "V".

                      I'd do McCain's daughter Meagan though.....

                      I'd hit the lizard family after I took some time with Palin.

                      And no Va I would not vote for her.
                      Last edited by VanHalener; 11-25-2009, 12:10 AM.
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                      • lesfunk
                        Full Member Status

                        • Jan 2004
                        • 3583

                        #26
                        I'd give her a "crusty pirate"
                        http://gifsoup.com/imager.php?id=4448212&t=o GIFSoup

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                        • VanHalener
                          ROCKSTAR

                          • Nov 2006
                          • 5451

                          #27
                          WTF is a crusty pirate?
                          ~Only you can prevent low volume~

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                          • Anonymous
                            Banned
                            • May 2004
                            • 12749

                            #28
                            Originally posted by lesfunk
                            I'd give her a "crusty pirate"
                            A whaaat???

                            What the fuck is that? First time I've heard of it.

                            Cheers! :bottle:

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                            • Little Texan
                              Full Member Status

                              • Jan 2004
                              • 4579

                              #29
                              Originally posted by FORD
                              Cindy McCain looks too much like one of the lizard chicks from the original "V".

                              I'd do McCain's daughter Meagan though.....

                              I always thought she looked like the Velociraptor from Jurassic Park!

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                              • Seshmeister
                                ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

                                • Oct 2003
                                • 35750

                                #30
                                Originally posted by VanHalener
                                WTF is a crusty pirate?
                                According to urban dictionary...

                                crusty pirate

                                When a man ejaculates on a girls eye and then kicks her in the shin. she hops on one leg, and covers her eye all the while saying "aaaarrrggghhhh"

                                Jill had no idea how bad a crusty pirate was until jack gave her gonherea of the eye.

                                :D

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