The odd lies of Sarah Palin

[ZahZoo]

It used to be pre-Sheep Pen, we nominated Moderators for merit.. instead of acidicism.

Again with the we crap...

Never seen such useless milage come from such an inconsequential bit player in the scheme of things on these boards.

Back in the day... 90% of your "nominated" mods were just personality contests won by whoever could maintain the strongest stream pissing in the wind... 10% brought a passion for a certain subject matter expertise or could actually perform the technical functions to run the board.

The downside of modding all your top personalities is you end up with a board membership and discussions dominated by a core group. It works against membership building... it becomes more about the appointed primadonnas/personalities than your core membership. Saw it happen here several different times, at DDLR a few times and finally at Rothfans as well... nothing kills a discussion board quicker.

The primary function of a mod should be administrative first. Keeping your topics/forums organized and on subject. Secondly they should keep things moving by contributing to their forum subjects... but not dominating and definately not intimidating members from participation.

The most successful discussion boards are all about their subject matter and member community... not just a select group of personalities pretending to run the place when all they are doing is running their own exclusive playground for malcontents & net-bullies... Hate to say this... but this is where VHlinks excels and most of the DLR boards have failed.

Gar... it's long past pretending to be a part of the mod team and try, if you can, to be contributing member. Although it may be past recovering. Clearly most of this community would rather see you gone... either on your own or when the admins have had enough of your crap...

[hambon4lif]

You'll have to excuse me for being so naive, I'm new to this messageboard stuff and greener than a blade of grass...yet I'm compelled to ask:

What is a 'mod'? And why is it so important to some whether they are one or not? It's confusing....

Whatsmore...what the hell does any of it have to do with Sarah Palin?

[Hardrock69]

Moderator.

And Gar has wished he could be one for most of his life.

That said, ignore anything he says. He is a delusional pathological liar who is bothered to no end because we call him on it.

[ZahZoo]

You'll have to excuse me for being so naive, I'm new to this messageboard stuff and greener than a blade of grass...yet I'm compelled to ask:

What is a 'mod'? And why is it so important to some whether they are one or not? It's confusing....

Whatsmore...what the hell does any of it have to do with Sarah Palin?

Oh come on... you outgrew your naive hat decades ago...

Off-topic..? Yeah... That can be fun or irritating. Depends on what your ADHD factor for the day is!!

Nailin Palin or beating Gar like a rented mule... all about the same ain't it?

[hambon4lif]

Nailin Palin or beating Gar like a rented mule... all about the same ain't it?

Not even close. Two completely different universes.

See, I have erotic dirty sexual fantasies about Sarah. I want to have sex with her in the most disgusting way possible. I want to bend her over in front of a mirror so I could see the look on her face when I plant my flagpole in her ass. I want to see the hungry anticipation in her eyes 2 seconds before I spray her face with my gorilla-juice.
Don't say anything so as not to sadden her into a suicidal depression...but I just don't have those kinda feelings towards Gar.

The only two things they both have in common is their I.Q. and the fact that neither one of them will ever get my vote. Beyond that, it's 'chalk and cheese', homeboy!

[Seshmeister]

That would make a lot of sense if you got to fuck whoever you vote for but as far as I'm aware you don't get to.

[hambon4lif]

That would make a lot of sense if you got to fuck whoever you vote for but as far as I'm aware you don't get to.

LOL!
Sadly, here in America, it's the other way around. The ones we vote for end up fucking us!

Alot of folks make the mistake in assuming that if you wanna fuck her, then you're gonna vote for her as well.....WRONG! You'll get alot of posts from those who are in deep denial, but the inescapable fact is she's a very attractive woman. Any guy given the opportunity would wanna fuck her six ways from Sunday....except of course the liars and the 'guys that like other guys'.

And before some woman reads this post and thinks of me as nothing more than a chauvinist pig.....I say 'HEY! She was marketed to us as 'tits and ass', so what else am I supposed to fucking think?'
I have a penis...her face would look good at the end of it...case closed, the defense rests, end of story.

Wall Street played America like a goddamn fiddle. They hedged their bet by funding the campaigns of both Obama AND McBush knowing damn well that no American was gonna just turn the keys over to some clench-mouthed babbling fossil and some hot middle-aged chick.
Although if I ever end up on a ticket, I'm announcing Meagan Fox as my running-mate....she could distract the country while I do and say whatever I damn well please....which would include scratching the Afghanistan bullshit and bringing our boys home, the destruction of all FEMA camps,the triple-life imprisonment of every fucking banker that's responsible for this countrys current fucked-up economy, AND for the first time in American history, I'll authorize an audit on The Federal Reserve.
And after my first term, and after all is said and done, ya' know what they'll remember most? How smoking hot Meagan is....yep! We're just that damn simple.

The McBush/Palin thing failed this time because it was the first time it was even attempted, but I see it as a very effective and persuasive formula in the future.

[kwame k]

LOL!
Any guy given the opportunity would wanna fuck her six ways from Sunday....except of course the liars and the 'guys that like other guys'.

I'll only bang her if she promises not to talk, otherwise it's a deal breaker

[Terry]

The latest misrepresentation on Palin's part concerns the impression she has created of barnstorming the country via bus on her current book-signing tour, when she has in fact flown to more than a few scheduled cities initially via a private jet, from which she disembarks, then hops onto the tour bus and THEN goes to the book signing.

The kind of information that is so easy to suss out, yet she still denies it.

If either her or Mitt run in 2012, well, Obama would have to REALLY fuck things up to lose to either one of them...and by REALLY fuck up I mean preside over 20% or higher unemployment, or if there's another terrorist attack.

[LoungeMachine]

It used to be pre-Sheep Pen, we nominated Moderators for merit.. instead of acidicism.

We?








fuck you moron.

There is no we that involves you here....

[Anonymous]

I just lost another possible heir, looking at this pic.

Just look at that slutty face. I bet she rims.

Cheers! :bottle:

[hambon4lif]

If either her or Mitt run in 2012, well, Obama would have to REALLY fuck things up to lose to either one of them...and by REALLY fuck up I mean preside over 20% or higher unemployment, or if there's another terrorist attack.

Believe me when I say this, if there isn't, they'll create one. When Obamas approval rating cannot possibly drop any lower than it is already, Bin Laden will suddenly appear again, and this time....captured. Saddam was captured, tried, and ultimately convicted in the nick of time the American people got fed up and wanted Bush not only impeached, but ridden out out of Washington on a motherfucking rail.....TRUTH! All of a sudden, after over a decade of searching....there he was....TADA!!!

If that's too much for anyone reading this to grasp, let your brain chew on this.....if you had so much as a little-time, petty-assed misdemeanor warrant, and the government wanted to find you, I'll bet every fucking dollar in my pocket right now that they would. Yet they have trouble locating a terrorist responsible for the deaths of tens of thousands of innocent Americans?!?? Come the fuck on! It's time to wake up! If you think for one hot fucking minute that you had the time to make videos (on location) making fun of American Intelligence, do you not think they would track you down and bring you to justice? Given our resources (satellites, etc. etc.)? Fuck, we can spot FORD right now taking a piss in his backyard because his one bathroom in his house is currently occupied...(Okay, I made that part up, sorry for the reference, but I'm making a point. I also wanted to make sure you were following this.)

Nonetheless....think about it. If you're truly wanted, there's no place on this entire planet....anywhere....that you'd be able to hide. They will find you....


Osama is Obamas 'Ace Of Spades'.....and remember to pull this post out as reference when this turns out to be more than just rhetoric to you.

It's just the way America works.....

[Va Beach VH Fan]

Actually, that was the thought prior to the 2006 and 2008 elections, meaning that Bush would "suddenly" capture Bin Laden....

But as far as the 2012 elections, I don't know if the Republicans have a serious shot yet or not, but let's not forget, they just retook the Virginia and New Jersey governor spots from the Dems.... If the Republicans generate the same type of voter turnout in 2012 nationwide that they obviously did in VA and NJ, I don't think it would be a shocker if they win, especially if the economy (read: jobs) doesn't improve much more....

It'll be interesting to see what happens leading up to the 2010 midterm elections... If the economy doesn't start turning around, we'll see how that reflects in that election....

[Terry]

Yeah, but the turnover in those elections was little more than the usual periodic swapping that goes on in many states.

When you only have two choices, and (obviously) only one of the two can be the alternative, it's not like one can even really say "this state is going blue" or "that one is going red" when the vote comes down to a "throw the incumbent bums out" mentality.

[hambon4lif]

Yeah, but the turnover in those elections was little more than the usual periodic swapping that goes on in many states.

When you only have two choices, and (obviously) only one of the two can be the alternative, it's not like one can even really say "this state is going blue" or "that one is going red" when the vote comes down to a "throw the incumbent bums out" mentality.

....one of the things that threw me for a loop (and ultimately increased my education me on American politics) was that indies like Ron Paul had one question and less than 30 seconds in the debates....that's your biased and fucked-up media at work).

By the time 2012 rolls around, nobody in their right mind will say "I'm Left" or "I'm Right".....they'll look for someone who doesn't give a flying fuck about either one, wrap themselves in the Bill Of Rights, The Constitution, and make Americans more than just give a shit about being American....but give them pride in the land that they live in....

We elected someone who promised us "Hope" & "Change", and sadly, he peeled the label back after the election to reveal that he was nothing more than some Wall Street puppet/suckdick. My biggest worry, is that when he's done selling this country out of its independence...will there be anything left worth fighting for?

Fuck the left, fuck the right, they're both rigged.
We're gonna have to wait 3 more years to get one, but we need someone who actually knows (and values) intrinsically, what it means to be an American!