New novel features characters discussing how to assassinate Bush

[DaveIsKing]

Here is what FORD is saying in nutshell:

IF ANY PARTY OTHER THAN THE LIBERAL FAGS WIN ANY ELECTION, IT IS EITHER BY DIRTY HANDED MANIPULATIVE TRICKS OR FLAT-OUT CHEATING.
DEMOCRATS ARE ALL FAIR AND EQUAL AND WANT WHAT'S BEST FOR YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN. THEY ARE ALL ANGELS SENT TO GUIDE AND PROTECT US AND SHOW US THE WAY--ANY NON-LIBBIE IS EVIL!!!!

Get over it, Ford.

"You may say I'm dreamer...." ??? Yeah, you're damn right you are, dead man.

[FORD]

Actually, I've never said anything even remotely close to that. Furthermore, I wasn't aware any "liberal fags" were running for the office.

[Keeyth]

Originally posted by DaveIsKing
Here is what FORD is saying in nutshell:

IF ANY PARTY OTHER THAN THE LIBERAL FAGS WIN ANY ELECTION, IT IS EITHER BY DIRTY HANDED MANIPULATIVE TRICKS OR FLAT-OUT CHEATING.
DEMOCRATS ARE ALL FAIR AND EQUAL AND WANT WHAT'S BEST FOR YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN. THEY ARE ALL ANGELS SENT TO GUIDE AND PROTECT US AND SHOW US THE WAY--ANY NON-LIBBIE IS EVIL!!!!

Get over it, Ford.

"You may say I'm dreamer...." ??? Yeah, you're damn right you are, dead man.

Now whose being the extremist?? That's a pretty broad, and 'not so wise magic' nutshell you've got there. I don't recall FORD ever quite stating it like that... ...did I miss something somewhere?

[FORD]

In the unlikely event that Junior is "re" elected, he will never make it through 4 years.

Revelation says the Antichrist only gets 7 years

[BigBadBrian]

Originally posted by Keeyth
Now whose being the extremist?? That's a pretty broad, and 'not so wise magic' nutshell you've got there. I don't recall FORD ever quite stating it like that... ...did I miss something somewhere?

Yes, you're an idiot.

[Ally_Kat]

Originally posted by Keeyth
On the contrary Ally, we don't just go "Wow, theres a possible conspiracy, let's jump on that!" as you would have everyone so quickly believe. It is when the words or actions of the people in power directly point to evidence of such a conspiracy, that we take a step back, pause, and say "Something isn't right here. These questions need to be answered."
When the people in power refuse to answer those questions, the silence is deafening. That's when the stench arises...

All I hear is conspiracy-this and conspiracy-that. Plus, Ford believes that the BCE was trying to hack into his computer and that he caught them.

[ELVIS]

:D

[Keeyth]

Originally posted by BigBadBrian
Yes, you're an idiot.

And you worship my Big Bad Cock.

I'm not trying to be rude. You're just insignifigant.

[Keeyth]

Originally posted by Ally_Kat
All I hear is conspiracy-this and conspiracy-that. Plus, Ford believes that the BCE was trying to hack into his computer and that he caught them.

What does BCE stand for again?

[Keeyth]

Originally posted by Ally_Kat
All I hear is conspiracy-this and conspiracy-that. Plus, Ford believes that the BCE was trying to hack into his computer and that he caught them.

Regardless, that has no bearing on the world events I have been describing that Bush is obviously involved in...

[Ally_Kat]

Originally posted by Keeyth
What does BCE stand for again?

It's Ford's made up thingie to describe the current administration -- Bush Criminal Empire

[Ally_Kat]

Originally posted by Keeyth
Regardless, that has no bearing on the world events I have been describing that Bush is obviously involved in...

I think I speak for everybody who's been participating in this forum for the last couple of years here and at Vonnies...it does. Stick around, Ford's due for another one really soon :D

[John Ashcroft]

I'm still wondering which Floriduh recount Algore won?

Anyone? McFly?

[Phil theStalker]

Cock Robin Tickets

That's okay. I have a rock band and we do that in a video and on stage in the song with props and naked white slave girls:D

[Phil theStalker]

TRANSCRIBBLE

...In the book, two men -- Ben and Jay (Brian, semi-gay bi-sycophant, and, Joe Rogan, almost famous comedian) -- meet at the fictional Cheney Hotel (Motel 666 in Columbus' sniper alley) and Suites in Washington (disinfor part). It is midday (it's 9:30pm). They eat a bag of bagels (mushrooms) and order lunch (drugs) from room service (bus boys who deal dope to hooker customers). They talk into a tape recorder mike (a plastic dildo they use that has a slick oily residue).

Ben (BRIAN): Obviously you have something on your mind.

Jay (JOE ROGAN): True dat.

Ben (BRIAN): You could begin with "dat."

Jay (JOE ROGAN): Okay. Uh. I'm going to -- okay. I'll just say it. Um.

Ben (BRIAN): What is it?

Jay (JOE ROGAN): I'm going to jackoff the president like Monica did.

Ben (BRIAN): bwhaha, Tony already beat you to it. No pun intended, Joey.

Jay (JOE ROGAN): You are really a piece aff werk, Brian. And I don't mind saying that on the Internet.

Ben (BRIAN): I'm an expert on homosexuality and that sounds gay. Jay, I love you!

Jay: (JOE ROGAN): Ben, you have the mental acumen of a gnat. [DRINKS FROM BEER BOTTLE]
Take back the poppy fields, I say.





Joe (Jay Raygun) has been sold out for the almighty homosexual adult video and publishing dollar!





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