GAR's Big Gay Front Line Spam Thread!

[Steve Savicki]

Are you dyslexically mental?

Nah, I think everyone's adjusting to the new political changes here. We have a Democrat in office and Kennedy unfortunately didn't win the election.

This doesn't change my political beliefs, just stating a thought through fact.

[kwame k]

I like it better when you just groan everyone and don't post, Steve......

Maybe it's just me

Now STFU!

[Nickdfresh]

...
No, No, No, Sukka, for the last time I have a dikk.

A small one apparently, that you obsess about...

[Nickdfresh]

She wants me - doesn't she!

I have seen your name before, do I have your pic?

GAR, lower your expectations realistically and stick to the ladies pushing shopping carts full of empties...

[thome]

A small one apparently, that you obsess about...

Back in the 70's they had this cock comedy wooden ruler, that had all the inches marked off just like a regular ruler..... and inside each inch hash-mark there was a whitty saying...when I measured my dikk on it, it said large women and small cows.

Obsession ...Curse...Blessing....Lie...only my hairdresser knows for sure.

[Nickdfresh]

You were in charge of measuring dicks?

[thome]

By Length and Girth .

I measure Pussy by Volume.

I measure Asshole by the established known standard ...you.

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh....!!!BURN!!!!!

[Nickdfresh]

By Length and Girth .

I measure Pussy by Volume.

I measure Asshole by the established known standard ...you.

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh....!!!BURN!!!!!

Oh my. Cocks, pussies, inbreds and assholes. The life of thome!

[GAR]

The GAR Spam Dump Thread©

The reply to that entered my mind, something about the British watching all their territories fade when it was originally their function to bring the Middle East into modern society, but that's more like pointing fingers for blame while we're not completely finished with 'em yet ourselves. Such an analogy wouldn't be fair..

In fact, once that Bushehr reactor goes online this weekend, it's just going to get started. So perhaps England has a chance to redeem themselves in the way of bridging cultures instead of detaching and watching all the Pakis invade your own neck of the woods, taking a slice of their culture in there with 'em.

We don't have to play that PC shit here - once we take out Iran the petrodollar will usher in a new age of prosperity for the US which will spill over to the EU as Europe realizes failure of Socialism and the euro, and begins linking their currency performance more tightly to the USD. That's just the way it is. But all the nailbiting about the US invading Iran.. US Imperialism, blah blah blah.. fuck that.

Islamic people aren't given the choice to choose a religion in their own lands, ask any Paki cab driver next time you're out.

[GAR]

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[GAR]

Because we can't live with a Butterhead, this one's for you Nick.

[GAR]

Aw, deleting my posts again. You win, don't you nDick?

Fag.

[Nickdfresh]

Not "deleting" your posts. Just putting them in their own little leper colony of shitty posting...

[chefcraig]

Bump...Instead of creating a new one, why not resurrect the original? :tongue0011:

[Nickdfresh]

Good point. I'll merge them sometime...