What about the word NO doesn't Obama and Congress understand?

[Nickdfresh]

I'd rather eat dogshit with my bare hands than UK food.

You mean like London Broil angus? Are you a salad-eater pussy like Sgt. Shitz?

[hideyoursheep]

It sounds like he was a fucking cheater and thus deserves no references in this fine forum.

Who the hell are you? The fucking Pope?

[Blackflag]

Did you read that on the inside of your ass-cheeks?

No. Did you?

[hideyoursheep]

I'd rather eat dogshit with my bare hands than UK food.

Their C-Rats are better than ours, though.

[Blackflag]

You mean like London Broil angus? Are you a salad-eater pussy like Sgt. Shitz?

Dude, "london broil" is shit, and so is the meat you get in the UK.

Trust me, I've put down more cows than you, hideyoursheep, and your dickstool Lounge combined.

[hideyoursheep]

You mean like London Broil angus? Are you a salad-eater pussy like Sgt. Shitz?

Salad tosser...

[Nickdfresh]

No. Did you?

No, I didn't look at your fat ass...

[hideyoursheep]

Dude, "london broil" is shit, and so is the meat you get in the UK.

Trust me, I've put down more cows than you, hideyoursheep, and your dickstool Lounge combined.

The proof is in the colonoscopy.


Seriously...I indulge more in the shrimp and barnyard pimp now that I know what cow flesh does to the digestive tract.

[Blackflag]

Who the hell are you? The fucking Pope?

If I were the Pope, I'd lay down the fucking law. No, I'm just your average concerned citizen, enforcing truth, justice, and the american way.

[Blackflag]

Proof?

I'll take a dump for you sometime, and you can measure it. Bring the big calipers and a heavy-duty scale.

[Blackflag]

No, I didn't look at your fat ass...

Don't lie. I've seen you checking me out before.

[Blackflag]

The proof is in the colonoscopy.

Let me guess...and you want to perform it? Gross.

Seriously...I indulge more in the shrimp and barnyard pimp now that I know what cow flesh does to the digestive tract.

"Oh, my poor colon!" Bet it's not the first time you've said that.

Eat steak, you pussy.

[Nickdfresh]

Dude, "london broil" is shit, and so is the meat you get in the UK.

We're not talking about penises. If you don't like British men, that's fine with me...

Trust me, I've put down more cows than you, hideyoursheep, and your dickstool Lounge combined.

Tipping them over doesn't count. I fucking love Angus, and I think you're overstating a stereotype about British food that may or may no longer exist. Secondly, there are a lot of people I've known who've traveled to South America tell me that our meat is shit compared to theirs and that Argentinian beef is worth its weight in gold...

[Nickdfresh]

Don't lie. I've seen you checking me out before.

Well, what can I say. I enjoy a nice pair of slacks now and again...

[Blackflag]

Tipping them over doesn't count. I fucking love Angus, and I think you're overstating a stereotype about British food that may or may no longer exist.

I've probably been there more recently than you, and let me assure you that the stereotype is as true as ever.

Secondly, there are a lot of people I've known who've traveled to South America tell me that our meat is shit compared to theirs and that Argentinian beef is worth its weight in gold...

The cow in south america is as good as it gets. But I've had steaks in Texas that were as good.