doubtful, it's a well known religifact that earthquakes are caused by a frustrated God jumping up and down
Robertson: “God Even Angrier with Chile than Haiti"
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Religifacts are a bit surprising sometimes. The supreme being has created at least the 100 000 000 000 galaxies the Hubble telescope can see and each galaxy has an average of around 100 000 000 000 stars in it.
So out of the 100 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 stars we know about it's a little surprising that he gets upset where the odd monkey penis ends up and even more so that when he does, suddenly he is limited to earthquakes.
BTW I hope everyone realises the original story was satire. Its not so easy to spot when its about that Robertson bozo.Comment
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Bob, he only appeals to those that don't have a mind in the first placeComment
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Pat Robertson is great for business. He and those other fundagelical lunatics drive more people away from God than I could ever do on my own.Eternally Under the Authority of Satan
Originally posted by SockfuckerI've been in several mental institutions but not in Bakersfield.Comment
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“The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge.”― Stephen HawkingComment
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I only knew it was a fake story because Pat Robertson doesn't work weekends. But now that it's Monday, I'm sure he'll say something dumb for real on today's 700 Club.Eternally Under the Authority of Satan
Originally posted by SockfuckerI've been in several mental institutions but not in Bakersfield.Comment
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Why can't God be angry at Pat Robertson?
Why can't God be angry at Dick Cheney and give him the heart attack he deserves that will send him on his way to Satan's Vacation Resort For The Criminally Evil?Comment
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ROTH ARMY MILITIA
Originally posted by EAT MY ASSHOLE
Sharky sometimes needs things spelled out for him in explicit, specific detail. I used to think it was a lawyer thing, but over time it became more and more evident that he's merely someone's idiot twin.Comment
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Yeah. Chile pulled itself out of a economic slump without taking any foreign loans and they work hard, have great seafood, and great wine. Probably one of the better areas in South America and that's why God smit them.No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!Comment
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No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!Comment
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No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!Comment
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