Obama - "You've Made Enough Money"

[sadaist]

Once again Obama shows his true feelings.

"At a Certain Point, You’ve Made Enough Money”

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[sadaist]

Anyone privy to what that mystical point is? Would be nice to have a clear number out there so people know when to stop achieving and just hold the status quo.

[Blackflag]

I wonder if that number is more or less than the millions he made before becoming president and the millions he'll make afterwards? Fucking cunt.

[Seshmeister]

How come a minister can spend every Sunday reading out far far stronger statements by the Jesus character and you all nod approvingly but the president says it and he's a dangerous cunt.

Is it maybe because all that stuff on Sunday is just pretend?

[Blackflag]

Maybe because the government actually has the power to steal your money, regardless of your beliefs.

[thome]

In honor of the 44th President of the United States , Baskin-Robbins Ice Cream has issued a new flavor, " Barocky Road ".

Barocky Road is a blend of half Vanilla, half Chocolate, and surrounded by Nuts and Flakes.

The Vanilla portion of the mix is not openly advertised and usually denied as an ingredient.

The Nuts and Flakes are all very bitter and hard to swallow.


The Cost is $100.00 per scoop.

Each person is only allowed one scoop size restrictions apply.

When purchased, it will be presented to you in a large beautiful cone, but then the Ice Cream is taken away and given to the person in line behind you.

Thus you are left with an empty wallet, no change, holding an empty cone, with no hope of getting any Ice Cream.

Barocky Road is in the back room laughing and counting his millions.

[Seshmeister]

Results 1 - 10 of about 10,700 for Barocky Road is a blend of half Vanilla, half Chocolate, and surrounded by Nuts and Flakes..

The really clever thing about your post which you have so brilliantly somehow found at one of the 10 000 websites it's been posted at is that really early on it gets right to th e main point about this Obama guy being a n*gg*r.

That whole chocolate vanilla thing wow how do people come up with such amazing fucking satire?

[Blackflag]

Lighten up, Mr. P.C.

[Nickdfresh]

Lighten up, Mr. P.C.

Listen to Mrs. Hypersensitive-Pussybitch hypocrite...

[jhale667]

Listen to Mrs. Hypersensitive-Pussybitch hypocrite...

That all gets conveniently set aside when it comes to N-word references (overt or subtle)...y'know, unless he's asking for a timeout.

[binnie]

How come a minister can spend every Sunday reading out far far stronger statements by the Jesus character and you all nod approvingly but the president says it and he's a dangerous cunt.

Is it maybe because all that stuff on Sunday is just pretend?

And lo Jesus saith 'The point of life is to accumulate money at all costs, buying more stuff and look down one's toffy nose at all others poorer than ye. The free, un-regulated market economy is the way to eternal peace, and he who has more is blessed in the eyes of the Lord shall suck from its teet. He shall be blessed who shall earn 17 times the average national salary, for he is successful. The poor shall perish, for that is the way of the Lord.'

And Jesus' disciples were most uplifted by this sermon, shouting 'Praise the Lord! Death to Communists!' before the Lord let them kiss his Jimmy Choos sandles and Versace gown. And then the ways parted, and an old man came forth and asketh the Lord "My Lord, what about taxes, what does God think of them". And Jesus frowned at the old man, and shook his head. "Taxes" saith he "are the work of Antichrist and communists, for they taketh what the few do not need to helpeth the many. This is the way of the heathen liberals. The Lord saith 'you're on your own, Jack.'"

[Nitro Express]

Obama is part of the three stooges that ruined the US. Clinton gave us NAFTA and deregulated the banking industry which created the real estate and derivatives bubble. Bush invaded a country that never attacked us and lied on the reason we did it. He made the Executive Branch a dictatorship and got rid of Habius Corpus with the Patriot Act. Obama spent more in two months than all the previous presidents combined. He bailed out the banks and corporations and is their pet PR guy and sales person. He has ushered in fascism and has given the Executive Branch even more power with the Health Care law. Which one of these presidents is the worst is debatable but all three most definately suck monkey balls.

[ELVIS]

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[ELVIS]

oops...

[PETE'S BROTHER]

HOW TO START EACH DAY WITH A POSITIVE OUTLOOK
1. Open a new file on your computer.
2. Name it 'Barack Obama'.
3. Send it to the Recycle Bin
4. Empty the Recycle Bin.
5. Your PC will ask you: 'Do you really want to get rid of 'Barack Obama?'
6. Firmly Click 'Yes.'
7. Feel better?
GOOD! - Tomorrow we'll do Nancy Pelosi

not mine, but found it funny.