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The kid with the tiger? That's weird, but who am I to judge.
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Was he the tiger? I always get that mixed up.Comment
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No, that was Hobbes.Comment
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great cartoonAnother one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!Comment
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Race is a more popular topic here than music.
Awesome thread!Comment
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We did Van Halen music in every conceivable way for about 6 years and then completely ran out of ideas.Comment
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“The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge.”― Stephen HawkingComment
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What band ??Comment
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Only thing about Martin Luther was that he was objecting to the Catholic Church's doctrine, which was based on a Fairy Tale. His opinion was that HIS Fairy Tale was much superior.
Sorta like saying "Little Red Riding Hood" was superior to "Cinderella", ignoring the fact that both are works of fiction.
But in his case he was saying his version of the same Fairy Tale was better.
Sorta like instead of the Catholic Church saying Cinderella married Prince Charming and lived happily ever after, Martin Luther was saying that she blew Prince Charming, got him high on some ancient Lebanese blond hash, then begged him to ass-rape her repeatedly, which he did, all the while listening to Davidius Leonus Rothia kick out the jams with Educius Vanhalenitius on a golden harp. Then, she brought around her seven sisters, and for forty days and forty nights they let Prince Charming fuck the living shit out of them, after which they held a massive party for the entire Kingdom, where everyone ate the best food, drank the best wine, smoked the best hash, and everyone got laid. THEN they got married and lived happily ever after in Switzerland, in a castle full of servants, with 40 sports cars, satellite TV and all the blow and hash they ever wanted.
Now THAT is a MUCH superior Fairy Tale.
And it is just as believable as the belief that a cosmic Jewish zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree.
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“The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge.”― Stephen HawkingComment
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that's the motherfuckin' church i'm joinin', right fuckin' there.Only thing about Martin Luther was that he was objecting to the Catholic Church's doctrine, which was based on a Fairy Tale. His opinion was that HIS Fairy Tale was much superior.
Sorta like saying "Little Red Riding Hood" was superior to "Cinderella", ignoring the fact that both are works of fiction.
But in his case he was saying his version of the same Fairy Tale was better.
Sorta like instead of the Catholic Church saying Cinderella married Prince Charming and lived happily ever after, Martin Luther was saying that she blew Prince Charming, got him high on some ancient Lebanese blond hash, then begged him to ass-rape her repeatedly, which he did, all the while listening to Davidius Leonus Rothia kick out the jams with Educius Vanhalenitius on a golden harp. Then, she brought around her seven sisters, and for forty days and forty nights they let Prince Charming fuck the living shit out of them, after which they held a massive party for the entire Kingdom, where everyone ate the best food, drank the best wine, smoked the best hash, and everyone got laid. THEN they got married and lived happily ever after in Switzerland, in a castle full of servants, with 40 sports cars, satellite TV and all the blow and hash they ever wanted.
Now THAT is a MUCH superior Fairy Tale.
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Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!Comment
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