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  • Jagermeister
    Full Member Status

    • Apr 2010
    • 4510

    Al Gore a Crazed Sex Poodle

    By: Byron York
    Chief Political Correspondent
    June 29, 2010
    (AP File)
    The allegation that Al Gore sexually assaulted a woman in a Portland, Ore., hotel room nearly four years ago has dealt a serious blow to the former vice president's story that he and wife Tipper simply "grew apart" after 40 years of marriage.

    The police report of the masseuse's complaint is 73 pages long and extremely detailed. According to the document, she got a call from the front desk of the trendy Hotel Lucia on the night of Oct. 24, 2006. The hotel had a special guest. Could she come at 10:30 p.m.?

    She went to Gore's room carrying a folding massage table and other equipment. Gore, whom she had never met, greeted her with a warm embrace. "The hug went on a bit long, and I was taken just a bit aback by it," the masseuse told police. But she went along because Gore "was a VIP and a powerful individual and the Hotel Lucia had made it clear to me by inference that they were giving him 'the royal treatment.'"

    Gore said he was tired from travel and described in detail the massage he wanted. It included work on the adductor muscles, which are on the inside of the thighs. "I mentally noted that a request for adductor work is a bit unusual," the masseuse told police, because it can be "a precursor to inappropriate behavior by a male client."

    Gore also requested work on his abdomen. When that began, "He became somewhat vocal with muffled moans, etc.," the masseuse recounted. Gore then "demand[ed] that I go lower." When she remained focused on a "safe, nonsexual" area, Gore grew "angry, becoming verbally sharp and loud."

    The masseuse asked Gore what he wanted. "He grabbed my right hand, shoved it down under the sheet to his pubic hair area, my fingers brushing against his penis," she recalled, "and said to me, 'There!' in a very sharp, loud, angry-sounding tone." When she pulled back, Gore "angrily raged" and "bellowed" at her.

    Then, abruptly, the former vice president changed tone. It was "as though he had very suddenly switched personalities," she recalled, "and began in a pleading tone, pleading for release of his second chakra there."

    "Chakra," in Gore's new-agey jargon, refers to the body's "energy centers," which the masseuse interpreted as having a specific meaning. "This was yet another euphemism for sexual activity he was requesting," she told police, "put cleverly as though it were a spiritual request or something."

    She wanted to end the session, but Gore "wrapped me in an inescapable embrace" and "caressed my back and buttocks and breasts." She tried to get away -- in the process calling Gore a "crazed sex poodle" -- but the former vice president was too strong for her.

    A little later, she said, Gore produced a bottle of brandy and mentioned there were condoms in the "treat box" provided by the hotel. "He then forced an open mouth kiss on me," she said.

    At that moment, the masseuse brought up Gore's long marriage. "How do you rectify this with your wife?" she asked. That brought on another "quick shift" in Gore's mood. "I never saw anybody's moods just go like this," the masseuse told police, snapping her fingers.

    The accuser said Gore maneuvered her into the bedroom. His iPod docking station was there, he told her, and he wanted her to listen to "Dear Mr. President," a lachrymose attack on George W. Bush by the singer Pink.

    "As soon as he had it playing, he turned to me and immediately flipped me flat on my back and threw his whole body face down over atop of me," she said. "I was just shocked at his craziness."

    "He pleaded, grabbed me, engulfed me in embrace, tongue kissed me, massaged me, groped by breasts and painfully squeezed my nipples through my clothing, pressed his pelvis against mine, rubbed my buttocks with his hands and fingers and rubbed himself against my crotch, saying, 'You know you want to do it.'"

    Finally she got away. Later, she talked to friends, liberals like herself, who advised against telling police. One asked her "to just suck it up; otherwise, the world's going to be destroyed from global warming."

    She got a lawyer and made an appointment to talk with authorities. She canceled and did not tell police until January 2009 and even then did not press charges.

    In 2007, a Portland paper learned what had happened. Gore's lawyers called the story "absolutely false," and it wasn't published.

    Now the National Enquirer has made the police report public. And Gore's family-man image will never be the same.


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  • chefcraig
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Apr 2004
    • 12172

    #2
    The police report of the masseuse's complaint is 73 pages long...


    You've got to be kidding me. A detailed description of my first honeymoon night would be roughly 3 pages, including pictures and diagrams. And you'd nod off after page 2.









    “The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge.”
    ― Stephen Hawking

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    • Nickdfresh
      SUPER MODERATOR

      • Oct 2004
      • 49567

      #3
      A "police report" the police chose not to investigate...

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      • ELVIS
        Banned
        • Dec 2003
        • 44120

        #4
        Oh, so I guess this is just all made up BS to smear algore...

        Well, he smeared himself with his gloom and doom, man-made global warming BS...

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        • Nickdfresh
          SUPER MODERATOR

          • Oct 2004
          • 49567

          #5
          Not what I said. The chick is seeking a nice settlement though...

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          • Jagermeister
            Full Member Status

            • Apr 2010
            • 4510

            #6
            I'm not sure why this is getting so much attention in the media other than it's just weird.

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            • chefcraig
              DIAMOND STATUS
              • Apr 2004
              • 12172

              #7
              Not for nothing, but the source of this story is the all important crucible of credible news gathering known as the National Enquirer. The cover photo shows the accuser holding a baggie containing "Her stained pants".










              “The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge.”
              ― Stephen Hawking

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              • Nickdfresh
                SUPER MODERATOR

                • Oct 2004
                • 49567

                #8
                Does Gore have a hairy back or something? Does his back contain poodle-like hair?

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                • ELVIS
                  Banned
                  • Dec 2003
                  • 44120

                  #9
                  Ask your boyfriend...

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                  • Seshmeister
                    ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

                    • Oct 2003
                    • 35755

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Jagermeister
                    She wanted to end the session, but Gore "wrapped me in an inescapable embrace" and "caressed my back and buttocks and breasts." She tried to get away -- in the process calling Gore a "crazed sex poodle" -- but the former vice president was too strong for her.

                    A little later, she said, Gore produced a bottle of brandy and mentioned there were condoms in the "treat box" provided by the hotel. "He then forced an open mouth kiss on me," she said.
                    You don't exactly need to be Petrocelli to see a bit of a problem with this testimony...

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                    • Jagermeister
                      Full Member Status

                      • Apr 2010
                      • 4510

                      #11
                      Originally posted by chefcraig
                      Not for nothing, but the source of this story is the all important crucible of credible news gathering known as the National Enquirer. The cover photo shows the accuser holding a baggie containing "Her stained pants".

                      Jesus I wouldn't fuck her with Lounges dick. WTF?

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                      • Seshmeister
                        ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

                        • Oct 2003
                        • 35755

                        #12
                        You would think an expensive trendy hotel like that would provide classier whores.

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                        • Seshmeister
                          ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

                          • Oct 2003
                          • 35755

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Jagermeister

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                          This is even funnier than the last one of these I saw about the British PM.

                          It's amazing how she fits that massage table in the little case...

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                          • ELVIS
                            Banned
                            • Dec 2003
                            • 44120

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Seshmeister
                            You don't exactly need to be Petrocelli to see a bit of a problem with this testimony...
                            Yeah, it's lock box...

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                            • bueno bob
                              DIAMOND STATUS
                              • Jul 2004
                              • 22951

                              #15
                              Hmm...she won't talk to the police, but she'll talk to National fucking Enquirer?

                              Anybody with an IQ over 78 oughta be able to figure this one out...
                              Twistin' by the pool.

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