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  • jhale667
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Aug 2004
    • 20929

    #46
    Originally posted by Jagermeister
    Oh fuck you. I am trying to work and fuck with you.
    Well, to quote you, Woodrow - "your work ethic sucks".
    Originally posted by conmee
    If anyone even thinks about deleting the Muff Thread they are banned.... no questions asked.

    That is all.

    Icon.
    Originally posted by GO-SPURS-GO
    I've seen prominent hypocrite liberal on this site Jhale667


    Originally posted by Isaac R.
    Then it's really true??

    The Muff Thread is really just GONE ???

    OMFG...who in their right mind...???
    Originally posted by eddie78
    I was wrong about you, brother. You're good.

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    • GAR
      Banned
      • Jan 2004
      • 10881

      #47
      Originally posted by jhale667
      Well, to quote you, Woodrow - "your work ethic sucks".
      .. he says while his unemployment runs out.

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      • jhale667
        DIAMOND STATUS
        • Aug 2004
        • 20929

        #48
        Did someone hear something? Nah, me neither.

        Hmmm...that almost sounded like the faint whisper of a loser's projection...couldn't have been.



        Originally posted by conmee
        If anyone even thinks about deleting the Muff Thread they are banned.... no questions asked.

        That is all.

        Icon.
        Originally posted by GO-SPURS-GO
        I've seen prominent hypocrite liberal on this site Jhale667


        Originally posted by Isaac R.
        Then it's really true??

        The Muff Thread is really just GONE ???

        OMFG...who in their right mind...???
        Originally posted by eddie78
        I was wrong about you, brother. You're good.

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        • GAR
          Banned
          • Jan 2004
          • 10881

          #49
          I work for myself! I have 2 locations' bank deposits tonite - takes me a half-hour to do my totals each, then I'm free.

          How's your lovely employer manage with you fighting with Internet Retards like myself during your lunch bre... oh, dear. Lunchtime's all day for you is it?

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          • jhale667
            DIAMOND STATUS
            • Aug 2004
            • 20929

            #50
            <object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/t5tSCnOXPew?fs=1&amp;hl=en_US&amp;rel=0&amp;color1 =0x006699&amp;color2=0x54abd6"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/t5tSCnOXPew?fs=1&amp;hl=en_US&amp;rel=0&amp;color1 =0x006699&amp;color2=0x54abd6" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object>

            :D
            Originally posted by conmee
            If anyone even thinks about deleting the Muff Thread they are banned.... no questions asked.

            That is all.

            Icon.
            Originally posted by GO-SPURS-GO
            I've seen prominent hypocrite liberal on this site Jhale667


            Originally posted by Isaac R.
            Then it's really true??

            The Muff Thread is really just GONE ???

            OMFG...who in their right mind...???
            Originally posted by eddie78
            I was wrong about you, brother. You're good.

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            • hambon4lif
              Crazy Ass Mofo
              • Jun 2004
              • 2810

              #51
              Originally posted by Jagermeister
              I'm creepy?
              Yeah....you kinda are!

              You exist as one of those shining examples of someone who's skipped charm school altogether, and as a result, has had to resort in peeping into girls bedroom windows. It really does, and you should be absolutely ashamed of yourself as a result.

              Kristy IS a fine, well-read, intelligent woman, but people like you tend to scare her away, and one of the main reasons we don't have many female posters on this board. I absolutely agree that her beauty is stunning, and her intellect is arousing, but the most she could possibly offer you....even in the name of pity....is not something that's terribly "original".
              Perhaps you should get out more in order to understand what I'm talking about, but creepy fucks like yourself are exactly why there are so few female posters here.
              I welcome them, to interact with them is the only way we improve. Your tongue-wagging and stalking not only runs them off, but deprives the rest of us from a different source or insight we can benefit from.
              In short, put your fucking binoculars away and pay attention to what's being said! You might (and I bet you already have) already missed something.

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              • Anonymous
                Banned
                • May 2004
                • 12749

                #52
                Yeah.

                Take me, for example. I'm charming. I'm suave. I know my way in & around a woman.

                Why, just the other day, I got myself a fine example of womanhood & took her to my place.

                We did things you'd never imagine. Finally, she lierally BEGGED "Oh, honey, please, make me feel like a woman!"

                Without thinking twice, I took of my pants, threw 'em at her & said those three magic words... "Ok. Wash them."

                She loved it so much, I'm still waiting for my pants.

                THAT, my friend, is how you treat a woman. I guarantee she'll never forget you.

                Cheers! :bottle:

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                • Blaze
                  Full Member Status

                  • Jan 2009
                  • 4371

                  #53
                  Originally posted by jhale667
                  <object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/t5tSCnOXPew?fs=1&amp;hl=en_US&amp;rel=0&amp;color1 =0x006699&amp;color2=0x54abd6"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/t5tSCnOXPew?fs=1&amp;hl=en_US&amp;rel=0&amp;color1 =0x006699&amp;color2=0x54abd6" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object>

                  :D
                  Oh wow! Dang, what a find if you did not create that yourself!
                  Superb!
                  "I have heard there are troubles of more than one kind. - Some come from ahead and some come from behind. - But I've bought a big bat. I'm all ready you see. - Now my troubles are going to have troubles with me!" ~ Dr. Seuss
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                  • Nickdfresh
                    SUPER MODERATOR

                    • Oct 2004
                    • 49567

                    #54
                    The bottom line is that if you have to only sniff around female posters on a message board completely unrelated to dating, you're probably pretty fucking lame...

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                    • Jagermeister
                      Full Member Status

                      • Apr 2010
                      • 4510

                      #55
                      Originally posted by hambon4lif
                      Yeah....you kinda are!

                      You exist as one of those shining examples of someone who's skipped charm school altogether, and as a result, has had to resort in peeping into girls bedroom windows. It really does, and you should be absolutely ashamed of yourself as a result.

                      Kristy IS a fine, well-read, intelligent woman, but people like you tend to scare her away, and one of the main reasons we don't have many female posters on this board. I absolutely agree that her beauty is stunning, and her intellect is arousing, but the most she could possibly offer you....even in the name of pity....is not something that's terribly "original".
                      Perhaps you should get out more in order to understand what I'm talking about, but creepy fucks like yourself are exactly why there are so few female posters here.
                      I welcome them, to interact with them is the only way we improve. Your tongue-wagging and stalking not only runs them off, but deprives the rest of us from a different source or insight we can benefit from.
                      In short, put your fucking binoculars away and pay attention to what's being said! You might (and I bet you already have) already missed something.

                      Perhaps you should fuck off. I don't give a rats ass what you think Hambone and blaming me for the reason we have a lack of posters period is the most idiotic thing you have ever posted. You think you are some kind of Casanova don't you? I honestly don’t care a thing about Kristy. I was just having fun with the thread. You go get her slick. She’s all yours.


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                      • chefcraig
                        DIAMOND STATUS
                        • Apr 2004
                        • 12172

                        #56
                        Originally posted by Blaze
                        Oh wow! Dang, what a find if you did not create that yourself!
                        Superb!
                        If you enjoyed that, try this, from one of the greatest con-jobs in recorded musical history. Reed "created" this noise, spread it over 4 album sides, then had the balls to request RCA to release it on the company's classical label. Rather than allowing a fade out groove for the stylus to reset, one side was engineered so it required the listener to actually get up and manually shut the damned thing off, as this clip demonstrates.










                        “The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge.”
                        ― Stephen Hawking

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                        • Anonymous
                          Banned
                          • May 2004
                          • 12749

                          #57
                          Oh, for the larve of Gawd.

                          You guys make me ashamed of posting here.

                          A woman posts a picture of herself & everybody starts acting like a retard.

                          Have you no shame? Have you no self-respect? Was that Lou Reed YouTube really necessary?

                          The internets... serving socially maladjusted people since the first porn picture was uploaded.

                          I'ma pay you back for that clip, Chef... just you wait.

                          Cheers! :bottle:

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                          • Jagermeister
                            Full Member Status

                            • Apr 2010
                            • 4510

                            #58
                            Originally posted by Imapus Sylicker
                            Oh, for the larve of Gawd.

                            You guys make me ashamed of posting here.

                            A woman posts a picture of herself & everybody starts acting like a retard.

                            Have you no shame? Have you no self-respect? Was that Lou Reed YouTube really necessary?

                            The internets... serving socially maladjusted people since the first porn picture was uploaded.

                            I'ma pay you back for that clip, Chef... just you wait.

                            Cheers! :bottle:
                            I'm over it already. I changed my AV I have moved on and I feel good about doing so.

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                            • Guitar Shark
                              ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                              • Jan 2004
                              • 7579

                              #59
                              I'm relatively confident Kristy doesn't take herself or any of the posts here too seriously.
                              ROTH ARMY MILITIA


                              Originally posted by EAT MY ASSHOLE
                              Sharky sometimes needs things spelled out for him in explicit, specific detail. I used to think it was a lawyer thing, but over time it became more and more evident that he's merely someone's idiot twin.

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                              • Jagermeister
                                Full Member Status

                                • Apr 2010
                                • 4510

                                #60
                                Originally posted by Guitar Shark
                                I'm relatively confident Kristy doesn't take herself or any of the posts here too seriously.
                                I hope not. I didn't realize I was perceived as "creepy" or I would not have posted anything at all.

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