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  • Nitro Express
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Aug 2004
    • 32942

    #46
    I got laid more playing beach vollyball and swimming than persuing bar flys.
    No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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    • chefcraig
      DIAMOND STATUS
      • Apr 2004
      • 12172

      #47
      Originally posted by Nitro Express
      I got laid more playing beach vollyball and swimming than persuing bar flys.
      I might have, but after most evenings in the bar I can't remember things quite so clearly...









      “The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge.”
      ― Stephen Hawking

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      • Seshmeister
        ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

        • Oct 2003
        • 35755

        #48
        I could never find a bikini that suited me.

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        • chefcraig
          DIAMOND STATUS
          • Apr 2004
          • 12172

          #49
          Originally posted by Seshmeister
          I could never find a bikini that suited me.
          Tell me about it. Even spandex tended to chafe in the man area.









          “The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge.”
          ― Stephen Hawking

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          • PETE'S BROTHER
            DIAMOND STATUS
            • Feb 2007
            • 12678

            #50
            Originally posted by Seshmeister
            I could never find a bikini that suited me.
            i thought borat borrowed yourshttp://www.amazon.com/Borat-Mankini-.../dp/B000UGJSRU
            Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!

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            • Nitro Express
              DIAMOND STATUS
              • Aug 2004
              • 32942

              #51
              There's nothing like peeling the Body Glove bikini off her smooth skin and seeing the tan lines and smelling the wet pussy and tanning oil. Owwwwwww!
              No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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              • Seshmeister
                ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

                • Oct 2003
                • 35755

                #52
                Originally posted by chefcraig
                Tell me about it. Even spandex tended to chafe in the man area.
                Eventually you learn that it's better to put a cucumber down there than a pineapple.

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