Five myths about Sarah Palin

[Seshmeister]

And can I repeat to the Republicans, if you vote for them you don't get to fuck them either way but they do get to fuck the country.

[Dr. Love]

You ought to go after some of those milf's, doc, then maybe you will finally get laid.

I'm not into grandmas... I'll leave them for the guys like you... you know, guys who are past their prime and can't keep up with the younger dudes

[Dr. Love]

Yeah, riiiiiiiight. You'd have your pants down around your ankles with little doc junior in your hands so fast if this chick even came close to you.

Why am I not surprised that this is your standard approach to introducing yourself to a woman?

[Kristy]

That's actually a phrase that could be applied to you, Queen Douche.

Oh, I'm sorry. Did I insult your GOP mother figure? You do realize she's not going to clean the shit stains from your undies like your own mother has been doing for over 30 years of your wretched life, do you?

[chefcraig]

You do realize she's not going to clean the shit stains from your undies like your own mother has been doing for over 30 years of your wretched life, do you?

You are assuming his mom did wash his underwear. If she didn't, that just might explain a couple of things.

[Kristy]

...or that she has been doing for over 40 years of his life.

[Nitro Express]

You are assuming his mom did wash his underwear. If she didn't, that just might explain a couple of things.

We are assuming he had any under wear to begin with.

[Nitro Express]

...or that she has been doing for over 40 years of his life.

Maybe he's worn the same underwear for 40 years. That would be a diaper by the way.

[Nitro Express]

And can I repeat to the Republicans, if you vote for them you don't get to fuck them either way but they do get to fuck the country.

We were being fucked by George W. Bush's little pecker and now we are being fucked by a big black cock. We's getting a bit sore so now we are going to go back to the small Republican pecker.

[FORD]

We were being fucked by George W. Bush's little pecker and now we are being fucked by a big black cock. We's getting a bit sore so now we are going to go back to the small Republican pecker.

I'll leave the speculation on the size of Chimpy's dick up to Pickles and Victor Ashe, but it's the huge elephant cock of the Republican party (and their DLC infilitration into the Democratic party) that has been fucking this country up the ass without lube for the last 30 years.

[Nitro Express]

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[bueno bob]

I'm really, really, really hoping for a Sarah Palin/Christine O'Donnell ticket in 2012.

[PETE'S BROTHER]

here's to hoping for a van halen ticket in 2011

[Seshmeister]

I'm really, really, really hoping for a Sarah Palin/Christine O'Donnell ticket in 2012.

That would confuse the right wingers.

Palin for president but NO MASTURBATION!

[chefcraig]

That would confuse the right wingers.

Palin for president but NO MASTURBATION!

No kidding. O'Donnell can take on all cumers while tied to a satanic altar, yet I'm not allowed to jerk my gherkin while pondering what that might look like.