Five myths about Sarah Palin

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  • Whiteflag
    Banned
    • Jun 2010
    • 81

    #46
    Originally posted by Dr. Love
    Myth #6 - She's hot.

    Seriously, if you guys think she's hot, you're old.
    I admit I'm old. Over triple you age. I would fuck the living shit out of her. She is a great lay.

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    • Terry
      TOASTMASTER GENERAL
      • Jan 2004
      • 11967

      #47
      Originally posted by Nitro Express
      Yeah but you would fuck her.
      Palin?

      Oh, you betcha.

      How meaningful this is...somewhat less than much, as my standards aren't very high...

      I doubt Palin would be a good lay, though.
      Scramby eggs and bacon.

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      • Nickdfresh
        SUPER MODERATOR

        • Oct 2004
        • 49219

        #48
        Originally posted by Dr. Love
        I'm not into grandmas... I'll leave them for the guys like you... you know, guys who are past their prime and can't keep up with the younger dudes
        I don't think he ever had a "prime," nor could keep up...

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        • Bob_R
          Full Member Status

          • Jan 2004
          • 3834

          #49
          Originally posted by Dr. Love
          Myth #6 - She's hot.

          Seriously, if you guys think she's hot, you're old.
          I'll admit I'm old.

          That being said, so going by your logic you don't think these women are attractive?

          Hot actresses over 50

          Sarah Palin for the record is 46 years of age.
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          • Little Texan
            Full Member Status

            • Jan 2004
            • 4579

            #50
            I'd squirt baby batter all over Sarah Palin's glasses and let her lick my knob clean.

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            • Dr. Love
              ROTH ARMY SUPREME
              • Jan 2004
              • 7833

              #51
              uh ... yeah... that's correct, I don't...

              you guys are making me afraid to grow old.
              I've got the cure you're thinkin' of.

              http://i.imgur.com/jBw4fCu.gif

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              • Bob_R
                Full Member Status

                • Jan 2004
                • 3834

                #52
                Originally posted by Dr. Love
                uh ... yeah... that's correct, I don't...

                you guys are making me afraid to grow old.
                OK. Fair enough.

                I hope you find 40-ish year olds attractive when you're in your 40's. The only other alternative for you would be cradle robbing. Or, jail-baiting which could lead to jail time.

                How does my avatar suit you?
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                • Dr. Love
                  ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                  • Jan 2004
                  • 7833

                  #53
                  you mean all those young ladies will be grave-robbing!
                  I've got the cure you're thinkin' of.

                  http://i.imgur.com/jBw4fCu.gif

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                  • Nitro Express
                    DIAMOND STATUS
                    • Aug 2004
                    • 32798

                    #54
                    I ready do want to know what would happen if you locked Ford and Sarah Palin naked in a hotel room together for a few days.
                    No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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                    • Nitro Express
                      DIAMOND STATUS
                      • Aug 2004
                      • 32798

                      #55
                      Ford would do one of three things. Kill her. Fuck her. or Fuck and Kill her.
                      No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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                      • Carloscda
                        Foot Soldier
                        • Jan 2009
                        • 666

                        #56
                        How much you wanna bet her daughter wins that dancing with the stars crap...

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                        • Seshmeister
                          ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

                          • Oct 2003
                          • 35212

                          #57

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