Chinese Sub Launches 8 mi. Off My CARDBOARD BOX

[Anonymous]

Damn, now I'm sad.

I keep thinking of how this world would be better off if that missile hit Gayr.

WHY COULDN'T THAT MISSILE HIT THIS DISGUSTING PAEDOPHILE???

There is NO justice.

I wish Gayr was dead.

Cheers! :bottle:

[sadaist]

This contrail is weird. it is being explained as a airliner now. Problem is, airliners don't go 35 miles off the coast in So CA. At least not that I have ever seen. And the ones coming over from Hawaii come in much, much further to the south than where this was located. They come inland and circle back to the coastal city they are landing in...San Diego or Los Angeles. Odd indeed. I hope this story goes for a while and isn't just buried. Would really like to know what was behind this.

[jhale667]

Weird it may be, but experts have already said in viewing the footage it was moving far too slowly to be a missile.

[GAR]

Think we wouldn't have already launched a counter-offense if it were for real?

I looked at how crookey that contrail looks and thought "hmm, I wonder if they would just let that unmarked GAR sub get this close, let 'em launch, then gain root on the silly thing and drop the thing into the drink halfwy to Guam" or something.

Doesn't that contrail look like it was going -->thisaway, then it wanted to go <--thataway.. then it begins an ellipsical trajectory after first ascending perfectly perpendicular?

You never know what's going on behind comstations and I bet if it was a GAR sub, the guy who took over on it once it surfaced probably scared the lauchbay operator shitless. But that's okay, two weeks from now he'll stand before a courtmartial hearing once he makes it back to Shanghai and receive the Lead Medal of Nonvalour between the eyes and the whole thing swept under the collective rug - as our State Dept has just one more chip to play "oh you thought you'd launch a fuckin' ICBM into orbit off the coast of California? Look at our intel here, you said "do this here" your sub said "okay" you want the transcripts?

I also think they just save these things up for a rainy day to get out of trouble when we fuck up doing the same stuff to them, if that ever happens I dunno.

[GAR]

it is being explained as a airliner now.

Disinfo, go figure. And that was 5-8 miles off the coast btw..

[GAR]

Could this incident in California be the same?

You've mentioned this once or twice before: how did it sound or did you at all hear it?

[sadaist]

Disinfo, go figure. And that was 5-8 miles off the coast btw..

5-8 makes a lot more sense. I heard 35 earlier on the local news and thought no airliners are that far out at the area of the coast. 5-8 is how far they go out just to turn around for a landing.

[GAR]

If it was 35 miles out I guarantee you even Superman couldn't hear that shit, but it was louder than the usual traffic coming up the coast from LAX.

And.. you never know who's coming and going in those airlanes, there may have been a juicey hivalue missile target on the menu zooming by - and then the Navy goes "yeah right, I don't thinks so - maybe the missile wants to go WEST yeah, that's right - about a mile overhead - till it runs out of fuel halfway to Hawaii so we can make a textbook performance study of the whole affair."

The Navy know who's it is, but I'll spoil the guesswork and just tell you right here: it was the Shitpeople. Yes folks, we're being tested on our perimeters at all times, this time with their Shitty S-O grade, it's made of slow shit, sounds like shit (shook the whole house - did I know a missle was coming into the neighborhood DUHH) and probably had a payload shitty enough to not even go off upon impact.

The non-shit missles do not say "hello people, I'm here, gonna blow you up n'stuff" oh nononono.. like when you get even with your chick and bomb a fart on here while you're sleeping you do NOT go "GRO-O-ONK" or she'll know there's a gas attack going on under the sheets. There's no stealth.. yeah the Chinese make things that go up in the air with a range of hundreds of miles, but they won't be able to hit anything if you can hear 'em coming.

[Nitro Express]

It's a huge plume of vapor to be a contrail and there is a bright glow at the top of it. I doubt it's the sun's reflection off the plane and the engines would be facing the opposite direction. Contrails are a nice thin line and then slowly spread out and fade away. I don't think it was a plane.

[Nitro Express]

Supposedly the military is testing a plane that leaves thick contrails.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qpL3_n9RXPM

[Nitro Express]

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[GAR]

Okay:

1. It was a slow-mover. The Aurora is supposedly twice the speed of the Stealth's top speed - it wasn't an Aurora because the scramjet would be double the frequency and i've heard the Stealth overhead before. So it's not an Aurora.

2. The contrails would be more densely packed if they were Aurora contrails, due to greater compression, resulting in a finer tighter crystals structure that woud be chilled lower and last longer. This wasn't an aurora contrail. When the Stealths leave for the Middle East, they go up diagonally not directly straight up to achieve sub-orbital cruising altitude. If the Aurora is a superstealth, it'll do basically along the same lines, going to the same places from here, and the contrails don't show it did that.

It was a modified sloppy-seconds rocket from the Soviet Era with about the intelligence of a stack of trashcans with a busted boombox.

[FORD]

You've mentioned this once or twice before: how did it sound or did you at all hear it?

I really don't remember it making any particular sound at all, but as I said this was 7 or 8 years ago.

Just determined it was a missile by the contrail evidence of the vertical launch, and the fact that the object overhead had the wingspan consistent with a cruise missile, as opposed to an airplane

[Nitro Express]

Well a contrail doesn't appear until you get up to an altitude where the air temperature is below freezing. You don't get contrails at low altitudes. A cruise missile uses a turbine engine and isn't going to leave a contrail at low altitudes. So if that column is really verticle and at low altitude the only thing that would make it is a chemical rocket engine.

[PETE'S BROTHER]

http://news.yahoo.com/s/yblog_upshot/20101110/od_yblog_upshot/experts-think-that-california-mystery-missile-was-merely-a-plane

"It was an unusually clear day," he said. So what looked like a missile launch 35 miles off the coast of Los Angeles was actually the contrail of a jet that stretched 300 miles into the distance, he said. "At the end of the day, you really have to go with the simplest explanation," he added.