ROSEANNE BARR vs TED NUGENT

[Seshmeister]

Maybe because fucking a man up the ass is wrong...

Not according to your cult handbook. Jesus himself said it was fine.

Mark 7:14-16 (King James Version)

14 And when he had called all the people unto him, he said unto them, Hearken unto me every one of you, and understand:

15 There is nothing from without a man, that entering into him can defile him: but the things which come out of him, those are they that defile the man.

[ELVIS]

You need to check your heart for evil thoughts...

And stop pouring evil spirits into your gut...

[kwame k]

So you're saying that drinking Spirits is evil

[ELVIS]

In the quantities that Sesh consumes, yes...

[chefcraig]

You need to check your heart for evil thoughts...

And stop pouring evil spirits into your gut...

I wouldn't recommend it for everyone, but filling my heart with alcohol and thinking with my gut has worked out OK for me so far. Granted, my track record has not been what one would call exemplary, and I've caused some irreparable harm to folks here and there, yet by the law of averages, I'm doing alright. After all, looking out for #1 is the way to go, right?

[kwame k]

In the quantities that Sesh consumes, yes...

I hear ya.....I've been trying to dethrone the king and take his title away as The Roth Army lush but.........man, it's tough even keeping up...he's number one for a reason but my training is showing results and I think I'll be in contention by late summer early fall, if my coach is right

[kwame k]

I wouldn't recommend it for everyone, but filling my heart with alcohol and thinking with my gut has worked out OK for me so far. Granted, my track record has not been what one would call exemplary, and I've caused some irreparable harm to folks here and there, yet by the law of averages, I'm doing alright. After all, looking out for #1 is the way to go, right?

Outstanding post:bottle:

[Seshmeister]

I'm just quoting the bible but when it gets in the way of your hatred of homosexuals which your god has supposedly created somehow I have evil in my heart?

What a sad way to live your life.

[BigBadBrian]

Not according to your cult handbook. Jesus himself said it was fine.

Mark 7:14-16 (King James Version)

14 And when he had called all the people unto him, he said unto them, Hearken unto me every one of you, and understand:

15 There is nothing from without a man, that entering into him can defile him: but the things which come out of him, those are they that defile the man.

You have no clue what those verses mean. As much as you would like to believe it, Jesus wasn't talking about a man's cock.

[BigBadBrian]

Yes.... just as wrong as shaving, eating pork & shellfish, and wearing clothing made of more than one kind of material.

You need to read the NT again.

[BigBadBrian]

Well, Judas did greet Jesus with a kiss. So it's possible that Judas was gay, I guess.

He wasn't talking about a lip lock like you fags give one another.

[chefcraig]

He wasn't talking about a lip lock like you fags give one another.

That's "Flying Lip Lock". It was one of the better cuts from the otherwise mundane Intensities in 10 Cities live album.

[Seshmeister]

You have no clue what those verses mean. As much as you would like to believe it, Jesus wasn't talking about a man's cock.

How can you possibly know that?

[Seshmeister]

In the quantities that Sesh consumes, yes...

How can you know how much I drink when even I don't?

[chefcraig]

How can you know how much I drink when even I don't?

Personally, I can tell by the amount of liters embossed on the bottle. In my adult life, it is the first and only time I've acknowledged the metric system since the seventh grade.