ROSEANNE BARR vs TED NUGENT

[Seshmeister]

Your life expectancy is longer than a teetotaller up until you go over 2 liters a week.

Not drinking is actually quite bad for your health.

[chefcraig]

Your life expectancy is longer than a teetotaller up until you go over 2 liters a week.

Not drinking is actually quite bad for your health.

"People ask me if I drink on the job. I tell them, that's how I got the job." - David Lee Roth

[ELVIS]

Not drinking is actually quite bad for your health.

There ya go...

[FORD]

Well Jesus not only drank wine, He created it out of water to keep a wedding party going, and metaphorically called it His "blood" at the Last Supper. Surely He wouldn't have done so if it wasn't healthy to drink it.

Of course Jesus made wine was 100% organic with no sulfites or other shit in it. Try finding that in any store today. So with a sulfite allergy, that forces me to stick to beer.

[Nitro Express]

I'm horribly allergic to sulfites. They make the wine all clear and pretty. In Greece I had some wine that had pine tar in it. It was awful but they said they lined the wine vessels in the old days with pine tar and the wine tasted that way. I'm sure a lot of the food in Jesus' time tasted like shit and looked like shit.

[Nitro Express]

I think I drank an ocean of booze in my late teens and 20's. I even used to drink booze during lunch at school and wander into physics wasted.

[chefcraig]

Of course Jesus made wine was 100% organic with no sulfites or other shit in it. Try finding that in any store today. So with a sulfite allergy, that forces me to stick to beer.

Yeah, but that "loaves and fishes" deal had to have some sort of filler. It was probably the invention of the Filet 'O' Fish sandwich, or whatever in hell it is most restaurants use to make 10 pounds of crab cakes out of a pint of crab meat.

[FORD]

Yeah, but that "loaves and fishes" deal had to have some sort of filler. It was probably the invention of the Filet 'O' Fish sandwich, or whatever in hell it is most restaurants use to make 10 pounds of crab cakes out of a pint of crab meat.

They probably mix pseudo-crab in with the real stuff. You know, that day-glo red colored stuff that can be found in any grocery store.

[chefcraig]

That's called surimi, and it really does have microscopic bits of fish in it. I'm speaking of the breading mixture that holds the crab meat together. Ideally, you'd use crackers, onions, eggs and Worcestershire sauce with the crab meat, but it seems that restaurants tend to forget the crab altogether.

The best mix you can buy right off of the shelf is made by Old Bay.

[FORD]

I don't know whether or not Jesus invented the Filet-o-Fish, but He definitely invented Deviled Ham. (see Luke chapter 8)

[chefcraig]

I don't know whether or not Jesus invented the Filet-o-Fish, but He definitely invented Deviled Ham. (see Luke chapter 8)

I dunno. Probably some guy with a boatload of canned ham on his hands.

"Gee, we have all of this SPAM left over from the Civil War, what are we gonna do with it? I know, let's grind it up and sell it to people as Deviled Ham!"

[BigBadBrian]

I dunno. Probably some guy with a boatload of canned ham on his hands.

"Gee, we have all of this SPAM left over from the Civil War, what are we gonna do with it? I know, let's grind it up and sell it to people as Deviled Ham!"

SPAM is great if you're trekking through the jungle and are not allowed to make a fire. Spam and the cheese spread from an MRE make one hell of a good sandwich.