What Would Jesus Cut?

[ELVIS]

Oh bullshit, FORD!!!

[ashstralia]

hey jesus, is the past tense of 'smite' 'smited' or 'smote'?

[Jesus Christ]

This thread just illustrates what a pointless superstition it is.

Good people who are Christians stay good, greedy selfish people stay greedy and selfish and hateful people even use it to justify their hate.

What would Jesus do?

It seems likely he would do what he has done for 2000 years.

Zip zero zilch nada and nothing.

Ouch!

Now Sesh, ye know that Dad & I have to let you mortals have free will, which means we have to take the "prime directive" approach (as defined on thy Star Trek TV series) and not do a lot of direct Divine Interventions.

Sadly, We had hoped that more of you would take the initiative yourselves.

[Jesus Christ]

hey jesus, is the past tense of 'smite' 'smited' or 'smote'?

Hey, don't look at Me, I'm responsible for the Gospels, not the dictionaries!

[Nitro Express]

What would Jesus cut? The war budget would be the first to go.

[Jesus Christ]

What would Jesus cut? The war budget would be the first to go.

Verily. Followed by the tax "cuts" for those who should be searching for some very talented camels, if ye get My meaning.

[ELVIS]

You're neither Jesus or a comedian...

[Blaze]

some very talented camels :puzzled: What do you mean, JC? Talented how? Like the Tijuana donkeys? Or S&R dogs? Or The Lipizzaner Stallions?

[Jesus Christ]

I was referring to the camels who will have to walk through the eye of a needle before a rich man can enter the Kingdom of Heaven.

[Jesus Christ]

You're neither Jesus or a comedian...

Dad and I created you mortals with a sense of humour. What happened to yours, Gregory?

[Blaze]

I was referring to the camels who will have to walk through the eye of a needle before a rich man can enter the Kingdom of Heaven.

Ohhhh! I am glad you explianed, my mind has not been too austere ( or pious for that matter ) lately.

Only thing I could imagine was a camel doing a blow job and that was not computing so well (ouch!)

[Jesus Christ]

The Son of Man would never endorse sexual relations with animals of any kind!

[knuckleboner]

The real Jesus wouldn't let the liberals get out of control with ridiculous spending and funding of ridiculous social programs that coerce people out of their money!!!

seriously? you take the old testament lines about homosexuality as gospel, but you ignore Jesus' talking about giving up your possessions to help the poor?

[ashstralia]

this is getting entertaining..

[Jesus Christ]

You're right, E.....

Back on topic...........I find this to be an outrage, nay, a travesty not allowing The Lord's bud to be sold in His Holy Temple, during this most Holy Time of Year.

Please join me in protesting this injustice, thank you and may Shiva's bud be always killer, amen.

Nepal sadhus banned from selling cannabis at temple



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Well, I cannot speak for Shiva, but I do speak for Me and Dad, and We created the stuff, so there ye go.