Tripoli witness: Humour amid the fear
Libyan inspired 'Possible Scenarios'
Every day analysts abroad - both Libyan and foreign - have been spinning possible scenarios for Libya's future.
Residents of Tripoli have come up with a set of their own fictitious and humour/terror-based outcomes that are far from the traditional outlook.
These are just a few of what I've come across in recent weeks.
If the coalition air strikes overtly go after the leader himself, Col Gaddafi will press a secret button in his bunker which will detonate bombs across the country and wipe it off the map.
If the regime regains control of all of Libya it will dig a very large hole, put all the opposition in it and burn everyone alive.
The leaders of the opposition in Benghazi are secretly regime loyalists. They will reveal themselves soon and we will discover this was all a big lie.
The Libyan leader and his sons will face the public and the world, apologise for all their wrongdoings and ask for forgiveness.
That last one usually draws a roar of laughter in small circles. It may seem impossible to find humour in times of war and fear - but it happens.
Libyan inspired 'Possible Scenarios'
Every day analysts abroad - both Libyan and foreign - have been spinning possible scenarios for Libya's future.
Residents of Tripoli have come up with a set of their own fictitious and humour/terror-based outcomes that are far from the traditional outlook.
These are just a few of what I've come across in recent weeks.
If the coalition air strikes overtly go after the leader himself, Col Gaddafi will press a secret button in his bunker which will detonate bombs across the country and wipe it off the map.
If the regime regains control of all of Libya it will dig a very large hole, put all the opposition in it and burn everyone alive.
The leaders of the opposition in Benghazi are secretly regime loyalists. They will reveal themselves soon and we will discover this was all a big lie.
The Libyan leader and his sons will face the public and the world, apologise for all their wrongdoings and ask for forgiveness.
That last one usually draws a roar of laughter in small circles. It may seem impossible to find humour in times of war and fear - but it happens.
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