From the Office of the Speaker of the US House of Representatives

[hambon4lif]

It's a positive thing, ultimately.

Kristy and BigBadBrainless, no matter how much they despise each other, can agree on their opinion of me. To represent that common ground between two completely different people....is actually kinda cool.

It restores my faith in humanity....sort of.

[hideyoursheep]

How about I post my income tax return and bank statements as well? Then I'll post some pics of your old lady tuning my organ.

I didn't ask you for your income tax return-assuming you actually have a job. Who the fuck would hire you? You're dumb.

I've got a great healthcare deal in my benefit package at work, I must confess. Thanks for your concern.

I'm not concerned. You wanna be a pussy, fine. Avoid answering with any sliver of honesty. Nice move for someone who wants to be taken seriously. Keep fucking around with the "old lady" comments and you're gonna be using that insurance. (no emoticon for butt-pirate)

Dollars to donuts, Brian's health care is paid for by the government.

I believe he mentioned somewhere that he hurt his back picking up cock in the Navy and was on some sort of disability...but that could be another troll....I'ts hard to keep track of them all.





See Brian, I tried my best to have an adult conversation with you, and -once again- you put the dick on it.

You may now resume fucking yourself.

[Dr. Love]

Yet you KKKristy, lamebone, gutter shark, DumbAsARock, and other intellectually weak liberals can be made to dance any time I pull your strings. At least FORD and knuckleboner actually put forth points I would consider an honest attempt to debate, even if they're usually misguided. Even kkkwame and jhale sprinkle their insults with actual debate once in awhile.

Oh yeah, Doc: remember when you said the Gub'ment did a great job handling things, such as Air Control? Guess you didn't know those boys were asleep when you were coming in for a landing on the Redeye, huh?

I'm not sure what's more embarassing... your laughably contradictory statements, your trolling skills, or the idea that you think you're good at it.

[BigBadBrian]

I'm not sure what's more embarassing... your laughably contradictory statements, your trolling skills, or the idea that you think you're good at it.

Made you dance, didn't I Pinocchio?

[BigBadBrian]

I didn't ask you for your income tax return-assuming you actually have a job. Who the fuck would hire you? You're dumb.

No, I can hear fine. The word you're looking for is "stupid," stupid!

I'm not concerned. You wanna be a pussy, fine. Avoid answering with any sliver of honesty. Nice move for someone who wants to be taken seriously. Keep fucking around with the "old lady" comments and you're gonna be using that insurance. (no emoticon for butt-pirate)

I believe he mentioned somewhere that he hurt his back picking up cock in the Navy and was on some sort of disability...but that could be another troll....I'ts hard to keep track of them all.

No, my back is fine. My knees are hurting lately, though. Gotta lay off the squats and leg presses at the gym for awhile, I guess. Again, thanks for asking! Tell your old lady I said hello!

[BigBadBrian]

Oh, and I'm no liberal.

You are...you're just too stupid to realize it.

[Dr. Love]

Made you dance, didn't I Pinocchio?

No, but I can see why you cling so hard to the idea; After so much futile effort, it's no surprise that you grasp for anything to call a win.

Maybe someday you'll get the skills to run with the big boys.

[Guitar Shark]

I believe he mentioned somewhere that he hurt his back picking up cock in the Navy and was on some sort of disability...but that could be another troll....I'ts hard to keep track of them all.

I remember him saying that he was on disability too.