Resurrected!

[Jesus Christ]

I honestly do not know where the whole ham thing came from. We obviously did not have it at either the Last Supper, or the dinner after I rose from the dead.

[ashstralia]

i don't eat pigs or shellfish. oy vey!

[Jesus Christ]

I must admit, I do eat the occasional cheeseburger though. (Nobody tell Moses! )

[Nitro Express]

I had a neighbor who was Jewish and one morning I found him at Denny's eating ham and eggs. I gave him shit about eating the ham and his response was it came from a circumcised pig.

[Nitro Express]

I don't eat anchovies or liver. If I started a religion those would be the taboo foods.

[ashstralia]

yeah.. not a fan of offal.

[Jesus Christ]

I had a neighbor who was Jewish and one morning I found him at Denny's eating ham and eggs. I gave him shit about eating the ham and his response was it came from a circumcised pig.

How did he know something like that? And what Rabbi taketh a job as a pig mohel?

[Jesus Christ]

I don't eat anchovies or liver. If I started a religion those would be the taboo foods.

Judaism has the liver part covered. Along with any other organ meat. Though we obviously eat fish (given the occupation of many of My disciples, and the lunch that I multiplied for the crowd at My "Sermon on the Mount" gig.)

[ashstralia]

this company makes really yum vego food...http://www.sanitarium.com.au/product...-style-rashers

[Seshmeister]

This is more believable...

[GreenBayLA]

Happy (Belated) Resurrection Day
I heard that Dolly Parton song for he first time this Easter. She truly is a remarkable artist aside from her other, um assets.

Here is link to the JC radio show, Easter edition.

http://www.kfiam640.com/cc-common/podcast/single_page.html?podcast=JesusChrist&selected_podcast=Jesus042411_1303726793_664.mp3

[fifth element]

also wishing a a happy (if belated) Resurection Day....

Cool thread, JC

[FORD]

[Seshmeister]

Yada yada yada.

Even if as the only 'evidence' the book was vaguely accurate, where is the bit about Jesus saying don't have slaves?

What is worse than that? Fucking children? I'm not sure. Anyhoo where is the bit about not fucking children?

If I had to sum it up at this point I would say Christianity is childish and stupid.

Grow up.

[binnie]

Life's pretty silly when you think about it: a billion random reactions, events, and actions every second, often pulling in competing and contrasting ways and for no apparent rhyme or reason. All of which will ultimately leave no trace whatsoever when the universe implodes. All pretty pointless.

In the longrun it's all meanlingless anyway: the great mystery of mankind is not why we're here, but why we spend so much time worrying about it.