Bin Laden dead

[hideyoursheep]

They can't be serious!:

A senior administration official tells my colleague Jake Tapper this about the body: "We are ensuring it is handled in accordance with Islamic practice and tradition. It's something we take seriously and therefore it's being handled in an appropriate manner."

Under Islamic tradition, ABC's Zunaira Zaki reports, the body would be washed by Muslim men and buried as soon as possible, usually by the next prayer (Muslims pray five times a day), although there may be delays under certain circumstances (for autopsies, for example). The body is usually buried in a simple white sheet -- whether buried in the ground, or at sea.




Really?


I can understand not wanting to create a shrine for the scumbag, but allowing him to be "washed by men" and wrapped in white?

Fuck him, he doesn't deserve respect, and neither does anyone who would be offended if his body were to be disposed of in any other manner.

[Nitro Express]

Yeah CNN announced they buried Bin Laden at sea. They better have lots of evidence and diversified witnesses that they actually got him or a lot of people are not going to believe the story. DNA and fingerprints being the best evidence but then you have to trust the source of that data. In an age where trust has been shattered and nobody believes anyone anymore and so many lies are being told to further so many agendas, who knows.

[Nitro Express]

So...... who's gonna make this their new siggy???

Actually, upon a closer look, the mouth, nose & beard look photoshopped. It's evident by the resolution. The head (from the eyes up is in sharper/ clearer focus).... Jus sayin....

and why not. Photoshop is used all the time in celebrity photographs to make them look more stunning. We now live in a media created virual world of unreality. They should call it unreality TV.

[Nitro Express]

Saddam Hussain=killed
Bin Ladden=killed
Mommar Gadafi=working on in

My next question is who's next? People are making too much money going after these guys to just stop the trend.

[Satan]

Satan,

I want 72 male virgins with flaming penises the size of Boeing 757's to have violent, repeated buttsecks with Bin Laden for all of eternety.

Thank you.

There's just one problem with that idea......

Where the fuck am I supposed to find 72 virgins in HELL??

[sadaist]

buried at sea? hmmm.

There better be a shit load of photos of his body. Clean photos that clearly show it is him without question. As far as dropping his ass in the ocean, I don't really care. It's better than burying him somewhere that he has a grave people could visit. But they better document the sea burial as well, or no one will buy it.


Oh, who gets the $50 million reward?

[LoungeMachine]

There's just one problem with that idea......

Where the fuck am I supposed to find 72 virgins in HELL??

Start with the Sammy fans.......

[sadaist]

Start with the Sammy fans.......

That's not very nice Lounge.

[Grant]

Satan,

I want 72 male virgins with flaming penises the size of Boeing 757's to have violent, repeated buttsecks with Bin Laden for all of eternety.

Thank you.

Or have him arrive at the gates of Heaven expecting his 71 dark haired virgins, but only to be greeted by George Washington and 70 members of Congress beating the shit outta him...

(starts at 2:53)

[FORD]

Buried at sea? Within HOURS??

THIS IS BULLSHIT

Either they had to dispose of the body because the freezer burn was too obvious, or there IS no body at all.

What in the blue blazes of fuck is this shit?

[Nitro Express]

Buried at sea? Within HOURS??

THIS IS BULLSHIT

Either they had to dispose of the body because the freezer burn was too obvious, or there IS no body at all.

What in the blue blazes of fuck is this shit?

What? You don't trust our government Ford? Oh come on. They have been so honest and good to the people over the last 40 years.

[Nitro Express]

They just said on the radio that Obama announced the big news during Donald Trump's Celebrity Apprentice. I can see Obama going no I don't want to make the announcement now. Let's wait until Donald Trump's show is on and then I'm going to interrupt that mother fucker. LOL!

[sadaist]

They just said on the radio that Obama announced the big news during Donald Trump's Celebrity Apprentice. I can see Obama going no I don't want to make the announcement now. Let's wait until Donald Trump's show is on and then I'm going to interrupt that mother fucker. LOL!

HAHA! You are right!

It did come on in place of Trumps show. All the networks actually cut in to their programming. But yeah, Trump was one of them. A little extra salt in the wound after the dinner the other night.

But tonights announcement made perfect sense. First, Sunday night at the time of the announcement is when the most people are going to be at home to turn on the TV or have the Internet up. Second, it came right after the whole birth certificate shit and wiped that right out of the news cycle. Third, it was timed right before any Republicans are about to announce their intentions to run in 2012. Takes whatever little steam & momentum out of any of those folks. And fourth, it was timed perfectly so the world could all watch the royal wedding and have a day of full re-caps of the whole thing. In fact, right now watching the news about Bin Laden and on my DVR guide it says 'Royal Wedding'.

So yeah...this fucking thing could not have been timed better at all.

[sadaist]

Does anyone know how a burial at sea is done? I'm thinking they don't just chain a couple of cinder blocks to the corpses feet. Would they have allowed a Muslim holy person to say any type of last rites or whatever the tradition is?

[fryingdutchman]

Does anyone know how a burial at sea is done? I'm thinking they don't just chain a couple of cinder blocks to the corpses feet. Would they have allowed a Muslim holy person to say any type of last rites or whatever the tradition is?

Who cares? They should have cut him up as chum, and fed him to the sharks piece by piece.

Ding, dong...the motherfucker is dead.

I hope this doesn't result in everyone letting their guard down. I think it's a foregone conclusion that Al Qaeda or some radical splinter faction is going to look for some payback.

Some Osama wanna-be asshole is going to try and make a name for himself.....