Osama Bin Laden porn stash discovered!

[hideyoursheep]

I wonder what Osama's fetish was?

Women without unibrows..

[binnie]

Well, I guess a uni-brow is kind of a landing strip :D

[Seshmeister]

You should read an early 70s Sci-fi novel called Mind One.

Scientist develops a pill that makes you permanently psychic when you take it. Despite government attempts to suppress it, the dude makes it in mass quantities and it gets out to the public.

Guy walking down the street, suddenly looks at some guy and yells "WHAT THE FUCK WERE YOU THINKING ABOUT ME??????" and beats the shit out of him.

On the other side of the coin, guy walking down the street sees hot chick....she catches his vibe and they fuck right then and there.....

Public consumption of the pill leads to a total breakdown in society, and the human race has to figure out how to survive with their newfound pyschic ablities....

It was never hugely successful as a book, but I read it when I was about 15 and it was an interesting concept.

I wonder if the great Douglas Adams read it and got the idea for a bit in the Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy.

“It is worth repeating at this point the theories that Ford had come up with, on his first encounter with human beings, to account for their peculiar habit of continually stating and restating the very, very obvious, as in “It’s a nice day,” or “You’re very tall” or “So this is it, we’re all going to die.”

His first theory was that if human beings didn’t keep exercising their lips, their mouths probably seize up.

After a few months of observation he had come up with a second theory, which was this - “If human beings don’t keep exercising their lips, their brains start working.”

In fact, this second theory is more literally true of the Belcebron people of Kakrafoon.

The Belcebron people used to cause great resentment and insecurity amoungst neighbouring races by being one of the most enlightened, accomplished and above all quiet civilizations in the Galaxy.

As a punishment for this behaviour, which was held to be offensively self righteous and provocative, a Galactic Tribunal inflicted on them that most cruel of all social diseases, telepathy.

Consequently, in order to prevent themselves broadcasting every slightest thought that crossed their minds to anyone within a five miles radius, they now had to talk very loudly and continuously about the weather, their little aches and pains, the match this afternoon and what a noisy place Kakrafoon had suddenly become.”

[Kristy]

So..no Debbie Does Damascus?

What a shit porn collection.

[FORD]

A Douglas Adams/Hitchhikers reference in this thread should have had something to do with Eccentrica Gallumbits, the Triple Breasted Whore from Eroticon Six.

[binnie]

So..no Debbie Does Damascus?

What a shit porn collection.

You know what, I am almost 30 years old and I've never seen Debbie Does Dallas. I feel that there's a part of my adolescence which will remain forever incomplete.

[chefcraig]

You know what, I am almost 30 years old and I've never seen Debbie Does Dallas. I feel that there's a part of my adolescence which will remain forever incomplete.

You didn't miss all that much. To sum up 1970s porn...

Deep Throat was not all that erotic, if you've ever seen someone swallow swords at a carnival. Repeatedly.

What was Behind The Green Door turned out to be a large, sweaty black guy. Until this film was released, it was a well kept secret that most ugly, hairy American males produce roughly a quart of sperm per ejaculation.

Despite being named Debbie Does Dallas, no one (including the central character) ever goes anywhere near it. Besides that, after all of the...uhmm, exercise and stretching that takes place, there is no way any of the cheerleaders in the film could possibly have been in any sort of condition to attempt cheerleader tryouts in the first place.

[FORD]

Don't feel too bad. I've never seen it either. Or the original "Deep Throat" for that matter. Of course those were early 70's movies, so by the time I was watching porn, there were many more recent films available.

[binnie]

I saw a TV show a couple of years ago where they tried to track down the women who played Debbie. Apparently she vanished soon after the film was released.

[chefcraig]

I saw a TV show a couple of years ago where they tried to track down the women who played Debbie. Apparently she vanished soon after the film was released.

She stayed in the industry long enough to crank out sequels to Debbie and one or two other films, but she did disappear sometime in 1986. There were printed stories of a drug overdose, but the info was (and still is) pretty flimsy and no police record ever showed up. To this day, her whereabouts are unknown.

[Seshmeister]

A couple of years ago? Welcome to getting older whereby everything is always longer ago than you think.

An article in The Age stated that Woods died of a drug overdose in 1986. A 2005 Channel 4 documentary, Debbie Does Dallas Uncovered, employed the services of a private investigator to track down Woods. The investigator was unsuccessful, but could not confirm the report that Woods died of an overdose. The investigator also received a letter, ostensibly from Woods herself, claiming to have left the adult film industry as a result of the drug abuse she witnessed and to have become an anonymous homemaker and mother living in the Des Moines, Iowa, area.

[binnie]

It's funny isn't it. There must be a million guys who'd recongize her.

Maybe she's embarrassed by it all. I'm guessing she's in her mid-50s now.

[binnie]

A couple of years ago? Welcome to getting older whereby everything is always longer ago than you think.

A couple, six or seven, what's the difference officer? :D

[Blaze]

You didn't miss all that much. To sum up 1970s porn...

Deep Throat was not all that erotic, if you've ever seen someone swallow swords at a carnival. Repeatedly.

What was Behind The Green Door turned out to be a large, sweaty black guy. Until this film was released, it was a well kept secret that most ugly, hairy American males produce roughly a quart of sperm per ejaculation.

Despite being named Debbie Does Dallas, no one (including the central character) ever goes anywhere near it. Besides that, after all of the...uhmm, exercise and stretching that takes place, there is no way any of the cheerleaders in the film could possibly have been in any sort of condition to attempt cheerleader tryouts in the first place.

Actually that is partly true. More desirable males ( good-looking, symmetrically correct, robust, intelligent, healthy) produces less sperm. It is theorized that the reason being is that the lesser males do not get as many opportunities to mate, therefore required more sperm to increase thier ability to reproduce per coupling. This would be logical that such a trait would be genetically linked to lesser males.

[Blaze]

It also explains why Osama and his father produced so many children.