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Cherry picking your information again
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Originally posted by vandeleur -
Wednesday 4 January 2012
Republicans ‘spoilt for choice’ between bible-thumping zealots
US voters have welcomed a ‘record year’ for intolerant presidential candidates, as five class-leading bigots battled it out in Iowa.
Supporters have been overwhelmed by the sheer depth of ignorance on display. All five leading contenders have demonstrated unthinking devotion to peculiar churches, with some even falling for ‘intelligent design’.
But while religious intolerance is seen as a ‘must’ in Republican elections, it isn’t enough on its own to guarantee success.
“If you want my vote this year, you’re going to have to hate a bit harder”, exclaimed Chuck Jonson, one Iowan resident seen as a thought leader in his community.
“I’ve been impressed with the quality of homophobia on display this year, there’s even been a bit of not-so casual racism. The economic situation is dire at the moment, it’s about time someone blamed it on the gays.”
Republican nominees
All leading candidates have fought hard over the key middle-ground between KKK sympathisers and those that set fire to abortion clinics.
“I love what they’ve done with the word ‘libertarian’ this year”, claimed Jonson.
“It used to be a word for a goddam communist faggot, but now it just means you pretend not to hate black people in public quite so much.”
Campaigners have worked hard to dig dirt on their rivals, and negative campaigning has again featured strongly.
It hasn’t always been successful: when an advertising agency ran a web campaign that claimed Rick Santorum was a creationism-believing misogynist who was sickened by homosexuals, they inadvertently gave him a 15-point lead.
Not all republican supporters have been entirely happy with this year’s elections, and several were violently sick when they spotted a woman standing in the caucus. But the very process of electing a candidate has been criticised by some.
“All this listening to debate and forming your own opinion, isn’t that a bit gay?”, asked Jonson.
“It’s about time we had a military dictatorship. I love a man in uniform.”Comment
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Eat Us And Smile
Cenk For America 2024!!
Justice Democrats
"If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992Comment
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I rest my case.
Originally posted by conmee
If anyone even thinks about deleting the Muff Thread they are banned.... no questions asked.
That is all.
Icon.Originally posted by GO-SPURS-GO
I've seen prominent hypocrite liberal on this site Jhale667
Originally posted by Isaac R.
Then it's really true??
The Muff Thread is really just GONE ???
OMFG...who in their right mind...???
Originally posted by eddie78
I was wrong about you, brother. You're good.Comment
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So nice to see we're not endlessly arguing about bogus tour dates...
Eat Us And Smile - The Originals
"I have a very belligerent enthusiasm or an enthusiastic belligerence. I’m an intellectual slut." - David Lee Roth
"We are part of the, not just the culture, but the geography. Van Halen music goes along with like fries with the burger." - David Lee RothComment
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Haha....the stoopid bitch dropped out!
Here 15 minutes of infamy are over......she will be known forevermore for demonstrating what an idiot she was in the months leading up to the Iowa Caucus......
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Careful. jhale will call out on those typo's and call you and idiot.
Oh wait. He just does that to me. And that's fine I don't care. That dinosaur comment was out of line though.
Fuck you jhale!Comment
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Bite me, knuckle-dragger - While I'm flattered by your continued advances, it ain't that kind of party....
And "stoopid" is a totally acceptable slang spelling, but you're too stupid to know the difference. Plus HR's cool, unlike you....
Originally posted by conmee
If anyone even thinks about deleting the Muff Thread they are banned.... no questions asked.
That is all.
Icon.Originally posted by GO-SPURS-GO
I've seen prominent hypocrite liberal on this site Jhale667
Originally posted by Isaac R.
Then it's really true??
The Muff Thread is really just GONE ???
OMFG...who in their right mind...???
Originally posted by eddie78
I was wrong about you, brother. You're good.Comment
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You left coast fuckers are up early, is there anything going on today ??
Eat Us And Smile - The Originals
"I have a very belligerent enthusiasm or an enthusiastic belligerence. I’m an intellectual slut." - David Lee Roth
"We are part of the, not just the culture, but the geography. Van Halen music goes along with like fries with the burger." - David Lee RothComment
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Why don't you and your buddy Sammy go gobble cocks in Cabo with "In 'n' Out" playing in the background.
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Oooh, no he din't, he didn't throw Sammy in there....
Eat Us And Smile - The Originals
"I have a very belligerent enthusiasm or an enthusiastic belligerence. I’m an intellectual slut." - David Lee Roth
"We are part of the, not just the culture, but the geography. Van Halen music goes along with like fries with the burger." - David Lee RothComment
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