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  • LoungeMachine
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Jul 2004
    • 32576
    #1

    Two Mormons walk into a bar.....

    2 Mormons and 2 Catholics are duking it out to be the one to go against the Muslim....



    Sucks to be you RIGHT WING EVANGELICAL BIBLE THUMPERS


    Never thought I'd love the mix of Religion and Politics so much......

    Originally posted by Kristy
    Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.
    Originally posted by cadaverdog
    I posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?
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    • kwame k
      TOASTMASTER GENERAL
      • Feb 2008
      • 11302
      #2
      It's funny but scary, too!

      The GOP is pissed that we're leaving Iraq and if they win the White House [highly unlikely] they'll not only put troops back into Iraq but invade Iran.
      Originally posted by vandeleur
      E- Jesus . Playing both sides because he didnt understand the argument in the first place :D

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        • Little Texan
          Full Member Status

          • Jan 2004
          • 4579
          #3
          None of the candidates in that weakass Repuke field is going to come close to beating Obama, no matter what a few polls say. I'm not crazy about Obama, but none of those candidates is any better than what we've already got, and I believe most Americans are going to see it the same way when it's all said and done.

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            • ashstralia
              ROTH ARMY ELITE
              • Feb 2004
              • 6566
              #4
              i wonder if atheists are religionist. sesh?

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                • FORD
                  ROTH ARMY MODERATOR

                  • Jan 2004
                  • 59571
                  #5
                  Originally posted by ashstralia
                  i wonder if atheists are religionist. sesh?
                  Some are.

                  For example, there's a few people over at Democratic Underground who are every bit as fundagelical about atheism as Rick Santorum is about Catholicism or Michelle Bachmann is about right wing Protestantism.

                  The main difference between a fundagelical atheist and a fundagelical religionist is that they don't have a Hell to threaten you with.
                  Eat Us And Smile

                  Cenk For America 2024!!

                  Justice Democrats


                  "If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992

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                    • sadaist
                      TOASTMASTER GENERAL
                      • Jul 2004
                      • 11625
                      #6
                      So tired of religion. I really am.
                      “Great losses often bring only a numb shock. To truly plunge a victim into misery, you must overwhelm him with many small sufferings.”

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                        • LoungeMachine
                          DIAMOND STATUS
                          • Jul 2004
                          • 32576
                          #7
                          Originally posted by sadaist
                          So tired of religion. I really am.
                          Seriously......



                          Imagine.
                          Originally posted by Kristy
                          Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.
                          Originally posted by cadaverdog
                          I posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?

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                            • kwame k
                              TOASTMASTER GENERAL
                              • Feb 2008
                              • 11302
                              #8
                              Originally posted by LoungeMachine
                              Seriously......



                              Imagine.
                              Imagine there's no heaven?
                              Originally posted by vandeleur
                              E- Jesus . Playing both sides because he didnt understand the argument in the first place :D

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                                • Dr. Love
                                  ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                                  • Jan 2004
                                  • 7833
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by LoungeMachine
                                  2 Mormons and 2 Catholics are duking it out to be the one to go against the Muslim....



                                  Sucks to be you RIGHT WING EVANGELICAL BIBLE THUMPERS


                                  Never thought I'd love the mix of Religion and Politics so much......

                                  don't forget the baptist!
                                  I've got the cure you're thinkin' of.

                                  http://i.imgur.com/jBw4fCu.gif

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                                    • sadaist
                                      TOASTMASTER GENERAL
                                      • Jul 2004
                                      • 11625
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by LoungeMachine
                                      Seriously......



                                      Imagine.
                                      I used to. It was when I stopped imagining that I dropped religion.
                                      “Great losses often bring only a numb shock. To truly plunge a victim into misery, you must overwhelm him with many small sufferings.”

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                                        • sadaist
                                          TOASTMASTER GENERAL
                                          • Jul 2004
                                          • 11625
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by kwame k
                                          Imagine there's no heaven?

                                          Oh there is, but not the way most people think. WARF was there last Thursday night. It's a state of mind.
                                          “Great losses often bring only a numb shock. To truly plunge a victim into misery, you must overwhelm him with many small sufferings.”

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                                            • DONNIEP
                                              DIAMOND STATUS
                                              • Mar 2004
                                              • 13373
                                              #12
                                              Please...everybody knows that only Southern Baptists get to go to Heaven!
                                              American by birth. Southern by the grace of God.

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                                                • kwame k
                                                  TOASTMASTER GENERAL
                                                  • Feb 2008
                                                  • 11302
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by sadaist
                                                  Oh there is, but not the way most people think. WARF was there last Thursday night. It's a state of mind.
                                                  Kinda like a pseudo-Eastern Religion state of mind..........
                                                  Originally posted by vandeleur
                                                  E- Jesus . Playing both sides because he didnt understand the argument in the first place :D

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                                                    • LoungeMachine
                                                      DIAMOND STATUS
                                                      • Jul 2004
                                                      • 32576
                                                      #14
                                                      Remember.......

                                                      There are no drummers in Heaven........



                                                      Praise Jesus
                                                      Originally posted by Kristy
                                                      Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.
                                                      Originally posted by cadaverdog
                                                      I posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?

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                                                        • kwame k
                                                          TOASTMASTER GENERAL
                                                          • Feb 2008
                                                          • 11302
                                                          #15
                                                          Originally posted by DONNIEP
                                                          Please...everybody knows that only Southern Baptists get to go to Heaven!
                                                          Well fuck......we all know that
                                                          Originally posted by vandeleur
                                                          E- Jesus . Playing both sides because he didnt understand the argument in the first place :D

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