Mittens Romney baptized his dead atheist father in law into the Mormon church

[bueno bob]

Just out of curiosity, why did God tell all those other assholes to run for President if He knew they weren't going to win?

My guess is amusement value.

[Jesus Christ]

Just out of curiosity, why did God tell all those other assholes to run for President if He knew they weren't going to win?

My guess is amusement value.

Dad likes a good practical joke once in a while, just like everyone else. Look at some of the things He's told Pat Robertson over the years!

[Seshmeister]

[FORD]

What if you love Bacon AND Hummus?

[Sensible Shoes]

The mormans have the largest genealogical library in the world. It's housed in Salt lake and has branches all over the country where you can order CDs or microfiche ( it isn't all transferred yet) Supposedly the idea is to get all the people in your family tree converted posthumously to Mormanism so you can show a direct line back to the founder (Joseph Smith?) So it isn't just recently deceased relatives, it's anybody on the family tree who didn't see the light.

[Seshmeister]

What if you love Bacon AND Hummus?

Follow the flow chart. If you like bacon you hummus doesn't come into it.

[ELVIS]

Hummers is spelled wrong...