Andrew Breitbart dies at age 43

[jhale667]

You just did...

[FORD]

Damn, when I first saw this news, I thought him and his little boyfriend Jimmy "da Pimp" O'Keefe were running another scam.

Guess not.....

That ridiculous drunken outburst a couple weeks ago proved he wasn't right in the head. Maybe all that insanity gave him an aneurysm.

Apparently the dude had 4 kids, so I guess I feel bad for them.

And for Satan, who's now stuck with this dickhead for eternity.

[Unchainme]

And for Satan, who's now stuck with this dickhead for eternity.

randomness..

am I correct in assuming that the list of trolls of the army who are going to hell would be as follows:?

katydid
joe thunder
wayne l.
ritetool4job
lardbo, sagebrush and john holmes
gayr

I'm assuming that Ace Diamond will be set in some sort of purgatory as neither jesus nor satan wants him

[SunisinuS]

Oooooppppsss....Now Hitler has a back scrubber.

[BITEYOASS]

I swear that dude must have been addicted to blow. He acted like a right-wing nutjob version of Scarface.

[Nitro Express]

He looked 70 at 43. Either bad genes or he abused himself.

[Va Beach VH Fan]

His father-in-law said he had a history of heart trouble.....

[ELVIS]

I think he was doing coke...

[BITEYOASS]

All I know is that Satan has a new public relations officer.

[FORD]

Andrew Breitbart: Death of a Douche
Taibblog
by: Matt Taibbi


So Andrew Breitbart is dead. Here’s what I have to say to that, and I’m sure Breitbart himself would have respected this reaction: Good! Fuck him. I couldn’t be happier that he’s dead.

I say this in the nicest possible way. I actually kind of liked Andrew Breitbart. Not in the sense that I would ever have wanted to hang out with him, or even be caught within a hundred yards of him without a Haz-Mat suit on, but I respected the shamelessness. Breitbart didn’t do anything by halves, and even his most ardent detractors had to admit that he had a highly developed, if not always funny, sense of humor.

For instance, it would be dishonest not to tip a hat to him for that famous scene when he hijacked Anthony Weiner’s own self-immolating "apology" press conference, and held up the entire event by standing at the lectern and congratulating himself at length, before Weiner could let the humiliating healing begin.

For that one, brief, shining moment– still one of the most painful-to-watch YouTube spectacles of all time, right there with Mitt Romney’s priceless attempt at singing "Who Let the Dogs Out?" with a group of black voters in Florida in 2008 – Breitbart could legitimately claim to have the biggest, hairiest balls on earth.

Watching Weiner apologize to Breitbart later in that same event was certainly chilling for a number of reasons (if I were Weiner, I wouldn’t have apologized to that fucker even under torture) but it was hard not appreciate the deliciousness of the scene from Breitbart’s point of view. Watching Weiner pause, swallow hard, and make the extraordinary decision to plant his lips squarely on the loathsome Breitbart’s ass on national television, that was like the ultimate Mona Lisa masterpiece of right-wing media provocations. That the outrageous Breitbart was standing right there, looking gorgeously gassy in his unbuttoned shirt, bloated Joey Buttafuoco cheeks and splendiforous silver half-mullet, made the humiliation of the trim and neatly-groomed Weiner even more abject.

Furthermore, the ACORN videos made by Breitbart and his two young acolytes, Hannah Giles and James O’Keefe – it’s hard not to see the inspired humor behind their elaborate stunt. And anyone who’s heard their proposals before ACORN staffers to bring underage girls over the border as part of a white-(or nonwhite-) slaving startup firm, and doesn’t think the ACORN responses (or non-responses, as it were) were shocking, they’re deluding themselves. In the Baltimore office, they ran the whole underage hooker-den spiel past an ACORN staffer, and got the following response: "You are gonna use three of them – they are gonna be under 16, so you is eligible to get child tax credit and additional child tax credit."

That is seriously messed up material. Did they edit the videos heavily? Hell yes. Did they make ACORN’s behavior out to be a lot worse than it was? Absolutely. But there’s no way to watch the raw footage and not grasp how totally nuts some of this ACORN "counseling" was. We have to give Breitbart that.

Breitbart has written some nasty things about me personally, once contrived to publish my private emails online, and even teamed up with Rush Limbaugh to humorously mis-identify me as a behind-the-scenes marionettist of the "media-Democrat industrial complex" (Breitbart thought I was improperly advising Occupy leaders), but all that’s okay. I think today, it’s safe to stand back and simply recognize that while many people go through their lives without leaving distinguishing marks, Andrew Breitbart definitely had his moments.

But he also had enough of a sense of humor to appreciate why someone like me shouldn’t bother to pretend I’m sad he’s dead. He wouldn’t, in my place. So to use one of his favorite words: Good riddance, cocksucker.* Don’t let the door hit you on the way out.

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* See the following Breitbart quote: “I like to call someone a raving cunt every now and then, when it’s appropriate, for effect... ‘You cocksucker.’ I love that kind of language.”

[IceCreamBlondie]

Natural causes?? Shit, is this the 1700's?

That was my first thought too! No matter what side of the political aisle you are on, 43 is WAY too young to go. My condolences to his family.

[gbranton]

That was my first thought too! No matter what side of the political aisle you are on, 43 is WAY too young to go. My condolences to his family.

Exactly. I have strong ideological beliefs but take no pleasure in the suffering of others, be it Andrew Brietbart, Gabrielle Giffords or any other person who merely does not share my views and four children without a father tonight is sad no matter WHO the father was.

[Nickdfresh]

I don't lie or hate...

No. You're just insane and extremely gullible...

[Nickdfresh]

He may have been 43, but he looked about 53...

[sadaist]

I was gonna post a Criagslist ad this weekend. I'll run it past you guys for editing if needed.


"I got $150 and a boner. First woman here gets both."

Some advice if you run this Craigslist ad in the future, make sure to edit it just a bit.....


"First woman here under 300 pounds with more than 13 teeth gets both"