Cheney Receives Heart Transplant; Bush Still on Waiting List for Brain

[BigBadBrian]

I don't want to say he is too old or unworthy of receiving it. But I do wonder if he were truly at the top of that list legitimately. Actually no, I'm not wondering about that. I think we know.

I work at a major hospital firm in my area, dealing with administrative issues and getting people insurance coverage for procedures and tests that their own insurance may not cover, or getting insurance for them at all.

I also deal with UNOS and DONATE VIRGINIA for organ/tissue transplantation.

I assure there's absolutely NO WAY Cheney could have paid his way to the top of a list. It just can't be done. It's not really a list of anyway, just a pool of names that changes depending on several factors, including age, health condition, and length of time on the so-called "list," to name a few.

[Nickdfresh]

I wonder what teenage boy they had to kill for Cheney's new heart...and if he drank his blood too?

[Nitro Express]

I wonder what teenage boy they had to kill for Cheney's new heart...and if he drank his blood too?

Probably some kid from Boy's Town. The Republicans like to ass fuck the kids there so why not steal their organs?

[DONNIEP]

I don't know about the rest of you, but if the Reaper was knocking on my door I'd shoot the Easter Bunny for a new heart if I thought it would buy me 10 more years Of course, I'm not Dick Cheney, and I don't have all that guilt to carry around, eating at my new heart.