Gene Simmons has a higher net worth than Mitt Romney.

[sadaist]

Nah, Earth isn't Hell. Though after a few more years of global climate change, you'll probably think it is!

You are forgetting me ex-wife sir. Not sure how you could do that since you spawned her to begin with, but I'll attribute your absentmindedness to being so busy lately.

[gbranton]

Ten reasons why the country would be better off with Gene Simmons as president:

(1) No more boring State of the Union Addresses, now just watch the show on A&E, which would be retitled "Gene Simmons Family Rules".

(2) The government would no longer be trying to drive Gibson Guitars out of business.

(3) Hit Parader, Creem and Circus magazine writers all now in the White House Press Corps.

(4) Boring "Hail To the Chief" replaced by "God of Thunder".

(5) International relations? No problem, Gene has had them with women all over the globe.

(6) We would have a president who spits blood for entertainment, rather than spilling it all over the globe for no particularly good reason.

(7) No Child Left Behind abolished, replaced by Gene Simmons' Rock School.

(8) Goodbye to subsidies for failed solar companies and Boeing, hello to subsidies that manufacture breast implants, mascara, lipstick, high heeled shoes, thong panties and fishnet stockings.

(9) Military particularly pleased with new uniforms which include studded codpieces for the men, studded corsets for the women.

(10) A hot first lady? That HAS to be a good thing.

[SNIPER]

I only had 1 Kiss album. "Lick It Up" and that was because I forgot to send the form back to Columbia House to say I did not want it.

[gbranton]

Well damn! Now I know how Sadaist feels. I worked on that fucking list for over an hour and NOTHING. Welcome to grouper soupsville.