It's the classic buy the stuff on vacation because it's the norm there and you take it home and it looks completely out of place. You aren't going to find any real cowboy garb at Walmart. A real cowboy hat will be either a Stetson or a Resistol and they will cost you some serious bucks. Then you buy you a real belt either a Justin or a Nocona or one made by a custom leather smith. Then you have to have a personalized belt buckle from Montana Silver Smiths and that will be big bucks. A pair of boots will be $200 minimum. I'm a Noccona guy they just fit my instep better. But Justins or Tony Lama's might be your thing. Then you wear this stuff, you break it in. It will last years. It's quality. And you have to be in shape. No real cowboy will be fat and out of shape. They all have the iron handshake. To buy the real stuff is about a $1000 investment. So what you see around here is the rich people that come in and buy this stuff and wear it when they are here and they look fake or ridiculous or you get out of Jackson to the real ranching areas and you will see the real deal. They will have the same $1000 stuff but it's broken in and worn and the people wearing it are tough as nails. I saw some guy the other day who had to be in his 70's but you could tell he had a life of hard work. His skin was leathery and he still had a muscular build. He walked around like he owned the fucking place. The real deal. I mean you have the sloppy goofy Wal-Mart rednecks and they are a total disgrace. Just slobs. Then you have the real ranchers. They fucking hate Wal-Mart. They will go to the Co-Op or spend a little more to buy from a locally owned store. They buy quality and they take care of it and they are usually smarter than they look. I found that out the hard way playing poker with some of these guys.
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I kinda do it to remind of the trip as well. Instead of 43 t-shirts from every place I've gone I get something better. Cowboy hat from TX, rattlesnake rattler from New Mex, pookah shells from Maui, wood carved Pelican from Baja, crabs from Las Vegas...........“Great losses often bring only a numb shock. To truly plunge a victim into misery, you must overwhelm him with many small sufferings.”Comment
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I just happened to see the title of this thread, then read the first couple of posts....
One thing I love about right-wing morons......all they have to do is open their ignorant mouths, and everyone can see straight away that they lack the brainpower to even sound like they understand the world around them.
Ok.....so BigBadBrucie and his sidekick Elbow are TOTALLY afraid that 10 million BLACK people might actually vote for Obama again!!!
What is truly and pathetically hilarious is watching them freak out like Chikken Little.....
"O GAWD THE SKAH IS A-FALLIN'!!!!"
It is one thing to know that they are incapable of a rational discussion about politics.....but it is something else entirely that they cannot see what the rest of us see.....they are klowns!
They are part of the Retardlican 3-ring circus.....which only makes everyone with any intellect laugh at their ignorant, terrified mewlings......
"GOOD GAWD, ETHEL! AH THANK THEM THAR N***ERS GONE VOTE THAT GODDAM OBAMA BACK IN OFFICE AGIN!"
Nobody in the Fascist Party wants to admit that McCain would have been an awful president....fucking idiot...and Romney would not be much better.
So they try to divert attention from their limited, Neanderthal-like understanding of the way geo-politics actually work by tilting at imaginary windmills....yelling at "boogiemen"...pointing to Obama and shrieking "O GAOWD HE'S-A-GONNA TURN US ALL INTO A BUNCHA THEM THAR MUSLIM-NAZIS!!!!!"
Their desperate verbal slap-stick simply demonstrates they have nothing to provide this country with.....the world is moving on without them while they holler 'n' crah their way back tuh th' 1840s when they could make themselfs feel important by having uneducated slaves to push around.
So....everybody thank BigBadBrucie and his faithful blowjob-giver Elbow for providing us with such third-rate comedy.....cuntry-bumpkins who are out of touch with reality....
Pa Kettle is their patron saint!Last edited by Hardrock69; 06-02-2012, 04:02 AM.Comment
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I ate some gator at a Jimmy Buffet mall restaurant in the Big Easy a while back, tastes like chicken...Comment
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Originally posted by conmee
If anyone even thinks about deleting the Muff Thread they are banned.... no questions asked.
That is all.
Icon.Originally posted by GO-SPURS-GO
I've seen prominent hypocrite liberal on this site Jhale667
Originally posted by Isaac R.
Then it's really true??
The Muff Thread is really just GONE ???
OMFG...who in their right mind...???
Originally posted by eddie78
I was wrong about you, brother. You're good.Comment
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We all know what you are, douchebag.
And I already have a job. Creating databases of hate groups for the Southern Law Center.
This includes individuals. My current focus is on Southern Louisiana.
Mind your manners. And tell your friends in the local Klan I am watching them.
By the way, where are your white robes made? China? Or do you buy your white sheets from Sears? K-mart? Wal-mart?
I would hope you would want the variety with the high thread-count, for durability and comfort.
Do you have people to lead you around at night when you are at one of your cross-burning ceremonies? I would bet that your vision is pretty impaired in those white hoods.Last edited by Hardrock69; 06-03-2012, 07:56 PM.Comment
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Doesn't matter so much where you buy them or the quality......it's all in how well you cut them.
“Great losses often bring only a numb shock. To truly plunge a victim into misery, you must overwhelm him with many small sufferings.”Comment
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Originally posted by conmee
If anyone even thinks about deleting the Muff Thread they are banned.... no questions asked.
That is all.
Icon.Originally posted by GO-SPURS-GO
I've seen prominent hypocrite liberal on this site Jhale667
Originally posted by Isaac R.
Then it's really true??
The Muff Thread is really just GONE ???
OMFG...who in their right mind...???
Originally posted by eddie78
I was wrong about you, brother. You're good.Comment
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