The Romney European Tour 2012 - How Many Can He Piss Off?

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  • LoungeMachine
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Jul 2004
    • 32576

    #46
    Originally posted by ELVIS
    I'm thinking gonna sit this one out...

    Let the sheeple have whomever they want...

    They deserve what they get by voting based on what the mainstream media says...

    You're gonna sit this one out?
    Thus changing the outcome?

    Originally posted by Kristy
    Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.
    Originally posted by cadaverdog
    I posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?

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    • Satan
      ROTH ARMY ELITE
      • Jan 2004
      • 6664

      #47
      Originally posted by fourthcoming
      Wow.....Romney makes people like Al Gore or Gerald Ford look smooth. 4 More years of bullshit no matter who you vote for.
      Many people are interested in the issue of legal porn viewing in America, often in Utah these questions were asked by Rocky Anderson on his
      Eternally Under the Authority of Satan

      Originally posted by Sockfucker
      I've been in several mental institutions but not in Bakersfield.

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      • LoungeMachine
        DIAMOND STATUS
        • Jul 2004
        • 32576

        #48
        Originally posted by Satan
        Not a chance in Hell......

        Originally posted by Kristy
        Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.
        Originally posted by cadaverdog
        I posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?

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        • Satan
          ROTH ARMY ELITE
          • Jan 2004
          • 6664

          #49
          But he isn't running in Hell.
          Eternally Under the Authority of Satan

          Originally posted by Sockfucker
          I've been in several mental institutions but not in Bakersfield.

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          • LoungeMachine
            DIAMOND STATUS
            • Jul 2004
            • 32576

            #50
            Originally posted by Satan
            But he isn't running in Hell.
            He isn't really in the "running" here, either......



            How goes the ice skating these days?
            Originally posted by Kristy
            Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.
            Originally posted by cadaverdog
            I posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?

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            • baru911
              Head Fluffer
              • Jun 2012
              • 298

              #51
              Originally posted by LoungeMachine
              He isn't really in the "running" here, either......

              LMAO...When you are right, you are right.

              Rocky Road can't buy press. The guy is so off the radar that he makes Gary Cherone seem like he's on it. Gary has google hits on July 26. Rocky hasn't had any for almost a week.

              Rocky Road SUCKS IT HARD!
              Just remember boys and girls, to get Nick the Dick and his partner FORD off your porch when they come to your home you just need to pay them for the pizza.

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              • Terry
                DIAMOND STATUS
                • Jan 2004
                • 12134

                #52
                Originally posted by Nickdfresh
                I had my beliefs about Rumney, but I didn't think he was this much of a bumbling jackoff....
                The contrasts between Romney Europe 2012 and Obama Europe 2008 are, so far, pretty stark.

                For all the blather about how Romney needs to pick a "safe" VP candidate who won't make ill-advised statements and hurt the ticket (a la Palin), it's actually the top of the ticket that needs to stay on script. Nearly every time Romney speaks off-the-cuff he manages to put his foot in his mouth and is then forced to "walk back" his initial comments (another disconcerting thing about him: for once I'd like to witness an instance where he says something and when challenged about it sticks to his guns).

                In all fairness to Romney, it may well be the case where London isn't as prepared as it might be in terms of security. However, you don't go over there and make the contrasts between that and Salt Lake City (is there really anyone, even among Romney supporters, who REALLY thinks his handling of the 2002 Olympics somehow qualifies him to tackle the challenges America faces? Really? If so, please explain).
                Scramby eggs and bacon.

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                • binnie
                  DIAMOND STATUS
                  • May 2006
                  • 19145

                  #53
                  Compared to what he said in Israel - which was, frankly, irresponsible - Romney's escapades in Europe were almost professional.....
                  The Power Of The Riff Compels Me

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                  • DLR Bridge
                    ROCKSTAR

                    • Mar 2011
                    • 5479

                    #54
                    Originally posted by Terry
                    However, you don't go over there and make the contrasts between that and Salt Lake City...
                    ...and alert the world that an attack might be successful, if attempted by blurting our security short falls.

                    "Never miss a good opportunity to shut up!" -Will Rogers

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                    • FORD
                      ROTH ARMY MODERATOR

                      • Jan 2004
                      • 59643

                      #55
                      July 28, 2012
                      Romney’s Gaffes Worsen in Israel
                      Posted by Andy Borowitz



                      TEL AVIV (The Borowitz Report)—The Mitt Romney Gaffe Express pulled into a new station today, leaving its conductor’s hopes of proving himself to be a nimble statesman in tatters.

                      Mr. Romney’s troubles began in a meeting with Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu, to whom he presented gifts of a HoneyBaked ham and a wheel of cheddar cheese.

                      After Mr. Netanyahu ordered both gifts removed from his residence and destroyed, Mr. Romney went on to address the Knesset, where he congratulated the Jewish people on building the pyramids.

                      “Ann and I saw them during a cruise we took to the Middle East, and they were magnificent,” he told the stunned legislators. “As accomplishments go, building the pyramids isn’t up there with saving the Olympics, but you should still feel very, very proud. Nice job.”

                      Sensing that his remarks were not going over as well as intended, Mr. Romney improvised: “No, really. Incredible building job you did. If any of you would like to work on our house in La Jolla, just say the word. Only thing is, you’ll have to work Saturdays.”

                      Mr. Romney’s day concluded with an awkward moment at the West Bank, where he attempted to deposit ten million dollars.
                      Eat Us And Smile

                      Cenk For America 2024!!

                      Justice Democrats


                      "If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992

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                      • Little Texan
                        Full Member Status

                        • Jan 2004
                        • 4579

                        #56
                        Wow, Shitt. Way to make an enormous ass of yourself on the world stage!
                        Last edited by Little Texan; 07-31-2012, 04:01 AM.

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                        • Seshmeister
                          ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

                          • Oct 2003
                          • 35755

                          #57
                          Originally posted by Terry
                          The contrasts between Romney Europe 2012 and Obama Europe 2008 are, so far, pretty stark.

                          For all the blather about how Romney needs to pick a "safe" VP candidate who won't make ill-advised statements and hurt the ticket (a la Palin), it's actually the top of the ticket that needs to stay on script. Nearly every time Romney speaks off-the-cuff he manages to put his foot in his mouth and is then forced to "walk back" his initial comments (another disconcerting thing about him: for once I'd like to witness an instance where he says something and when challenged about it sticks to his guns).

                          In all fairness to Romney, it may well be the case where London isn't as prepared as it might be in terms of security. However, you don't go over there and make the contrasts between that and Salt Lake City (is there really anyone, even among Romney supporters, who REALLY thinks his handling of the 2002 Olympics somehow qualifies him to tackle the challenges America faces? Really? If so, please explain).
                          Just to clarify the security thing, to be fair to the conservative UK government all they did was contract the biggest security company in the world to supply 10 000 staff for the games.

                          The company G4S, completely fucked it up by failing to provide half the staff they promised so the government stepped in and fixed the problem using the military.

                          Also with all due respect hosting a Winter olympics in Salt Lake City is absolutely nowhere near the same scale as organising the real one in London.

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                          • LoungeMachine
                            DIAMOND STATUS
                            • Jul 2004
                            • 32576

                            #58
                            Originally posted by Seshmeister
                            J
                            Also with all due respect hosting a Winter olympics in Salt Lake City is absolutely nowhere near the same scale as organising the real one in London.
                            Everyone but Team Mittens knows this.....



                            Security at SLC could have been provided by the on call guys from the local TJ Maxx outlet.....
                            Originally posted by Kristy
                            Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.
                            Originally posted by cadaverdog
                            I posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?

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                            • Seshmeister
                              ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

                              • Oct 2003
                              • 35755

                              #59
                              Originally posted by Nitro Express
                              At least Mitt didn't give the queen an iPod with all his speeches on it, sent a gift bust of Winston Churchhill back, and give embarassing toasts during dinner with the royal family, and bow to the queen. If you want to talk about US Presidents screwing up then here's a short list.
                              The worst one Obama did was when the British PM met him for the first time in return for a pen holder carved from the timbers of the sister ship of the one the White House desk is made from and a first edition of a seven-volume biography of Winston Churchill he gave him a fucking DVD boxset! :D

                              This would seem far fetched in a comedy show like The Veep.

                              Of course what will have happened is there would have been a bunch of advisors running around saying "Fuck fuck fuck who forgot to get the present?".

                              Most of these fuck ups including the speeches which of course they don't write themselves tell you more about the people around them than the candidates themselves. Still those are the same people around them when the real shit happens and I fear that neither Obamas or Romneys are as good as the people on the West Wing TV show...

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                              • Seshmeister
                                ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

                                • Oct 2003
                                • 35755

                                #60
                                Originally posted by LoungeMachine
                                Everyone but Team Mittens knows this.....



                                Security at SLC could have been provided by the on call guys from the local TJ Maxx outlet.....
                                You notice the Romney people always drop the word Winter when talking about that.

                                It's like dropping the word Softball from World Series.

                                Of course without the job as Nitro's assistant on that event, Romney's CV is just a bunch of shady corporate raiding and introducing public healthcare in his state.

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