The Romney European Tour 2012 - How Many Can He Piss Off?
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Originally posted by KristyDude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.Originally posted by cadaverdogI posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add? -
Originally posted by KristyDude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.Originally posted by cadaverdogI posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?Comment
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Originally posted by KristyDude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.Originally posted by cadaverdogI posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?Comment
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LMAO...When you are right, you are right.
Rocky Road can't buy press. The guy is so off the radar that he makes Gary Cherone seem like he's on it. Gary has google hits on July 26. Rocky hasn't had any for almost a week.
Rocky Road SUCKS IT HARD!Just remember boys and girls, to get Nick the Dick and his partner FORD off your porch when they come to your home you just need to pay them for the pizza.Comment
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For all the blather about how Romney needs to pick a "safe" VP candidate who won't make ill-advised statements and hurt the ticket (a la Palin), it's actually the top of the ticket that needs to stay on script. Nearly every time Romney speaks off-the-cuff he manages to put his foot in his mouth and is then forced to "walk back" his initial comments (another disconcerting thing about him: for once I'd like to witness an instance where he says something and when challenged about it sticks to his guns).
In all fairness to Romney, it may well be the case where London isn't as prepared as it might be in terms of security. However, you don't go over there and make the contrasts between that and Salt Lake City (is there really anyone, even among Romney supporters, who REALLY thinks his handling of the 2002 Olympics somehow qualifies him to tackle the challenges America faces? Really? If so, please explain).Scramby eggs and bacon.Comment
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July 28, 2012
Romney’s Gaffes Worsen in Israel
Posted by Andy Borowitz
TEL AVIV (The Borowitz Report)—The Mitt Romney Gaffe Express pulled into a new station today, leaving its conductor’s hopes of proving himself to be a nimble statesman in tatters.
Mr. Romney’s troubles began in a meeting with Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu, to whom he presented gifts of a HoneyBaked ham and a wheel of cheddar cheese.
After Mr. Netanyahu ordered both gifts removed from his residence and destroyed, Mr. Romney went on to address the Knesset, where he congratulated the Jewish people on building the pyramids.
“Ann and I saw them during a cruise we took to the Middle East, and they were magnificent,” he told the stunned legislators. “As accomplishments go, building the pyramids isn’t up there with saving the Olympics, but you should still feel very, very proud. Nice job.”
Sensing that his remarks were not going over as well as intended, Mr. Romney improvised: “No, really. Incredible building job you did. If any of you would like to work on our house in La Jolla, just say the word. Only thing is, you’ll have to work Saturdays.”
Mr. Romney’s day concluded with an awkward moment at the West Bank, where he attempted to deposit ten million dollars.Eat Us And Smile
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"If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992Comment
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Wow, Shitt. Way to make an enormous ass of yourself on the world stage!Last edited by Little Texan; 07-31-2012, 04:01 AM.Comment
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The contrasts between Romney Europe 2012 and Obama Europe 2008 are, so far, pretty stark.
For all the blather about how Romney needs to pick a "safe" VP candidate who won't make ill-advised statements and hurt the ticket (a la Palin), it's actually the top of the ticket that needs to stay on script. Nearly every time Romney speaks off-the-cuff he manages to put his foot in his mouth and is then forced to "walk back" his initial comments (another disconcerting thing about him: for once I'd like to witness an instance where he says something and when challenged about it sticks to his guns).
In all fairness to Romney, it may well be the case where London isn't as prepared as it might be in terms of security. However, you don't go over there and make the contrasts between that and Salt Lake City (is there really anyone, even among Romney supporters, who REALLY thinks his handling of the 2002 Olympics somehow qualifies him to tackle the challenges America faces? Really? If so, please explain).
The company G4S, completely fucked it up by failing to provide half the staff they promised so the government stepped in and fixed the problem using the military.
Also with all due respect hosting a Winter olympics in Salt Lake City is absolutely nowhere near the same scale as organising the real one in London.Comment
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Security at SLC could have been provided by the on call guys from the local TJ Maxx outlet.....Originally posted by KristyDude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.Originally posted by cadaverdogI posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?Comment
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At least Mitt didn't give the queen an iPod with all his speeches on it, sent a gift bust of Winston Churchhill back, and give embarassing toasts during dinner with the royal family, and bow to the queen. If you want to talk about US Presidents screwing up then here's a short list.
This would seem far fetched in a comedy show like The Veep.
Of course what will have happened is there would have been a bunch of advisors running around saying "Fuck fuck fuck who forgot to get the present?".
Most of these fuck ups including the speeches which of course they don't write themselves tell you more about the people around them than the candidates themselves. Still those are the same people around them when the real shit happens and I fear that neither Obamas or Romneys are as good as the people on the West Wing TV show...Comment
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It's like dropping the word Softball from World Series.
Of course without the job as Nitro's assistant on that event, Romney's CV is just a bunch of shady corporate raiding and introducing public healthcare in his state.Comment
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