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  • Hardrock69
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Feb 2005
    • 21897

    The Man With No Name Speaks At RNC...

    Continuing The Republican Tradition Of Using Actors To Try To Win Elections Due To A Lack Of Qualified Assholes, er I mean "Candidates".

    "I am not an asshole. I just play one on TV"




    Rachel Maddow was at a loss for words on Thursday after Clint Eastwood finished what was largely considered a bizarre and awkward GOP convention appearance.

    "I don't -- I don't -- I don't know what was going on there," Maddow said, seemingly tongue-tied. "Clint Eastwood is 82 years old and I think that -- I don't know if that's what was going on there."

    Maddow attempted to recap Eastwood's speech. "It started off with him clearly off-prompter talking, rambling, about conservatives in Hollywood. He did make one point about the end of the war in Afghanistan and fake interviewed an empty chair as if it was Barack Obama, the President of the United States, swearing at him," she said.

    As Sen. Marco Rubio took the stage to deliver his speech, Maddow continued to react to Eastwood's remarks.

    "That was the weirdest thing I've ever seen at a political convention in my entire life, and it will be the weirdest thing I've ever seen if I live to be 100," she said. "Here's Marco Rubio."

    Maddow was not the only journalist to wonder about Eastwood's comments. Brokaw tweeted that Eastwood became famous as being a man of few words. "As a surprise guest on the Tampa stage he had too many words (I say as a friend)," Brokaw wrote.

    After the convention was over, Maddow revisited Eastwood's speech and said she did not understand why the video introducing Romney, which she described as "very good," was left out of the prime time hour of coverage so that Eastwood could speak to an empty chair.

    "I don't mean to make light of other things, but I think the Clint Eastwood thing really, seriously blew [the Romney campaign's] final night, and they're making light of already, but I cannot believe that it happened," Maddow said.


    A sampling of celebrity tweets in response to Clint Eastwood's odd conversation with an invisible President Barack Obama in an empty chair before the Republican National Convention on Thursday:

    — "This seat's taken." — (visible) President Barack Obama.

    — "20 years ago I wanted Clint Eastwood to make my day. Now I just want him to take his pills and b grateful he doesnt need medicare." — Nancy Lee Grahn, "General Hospital" actress.

    — "I demand to see Invisible Obama's invisible birth certificate." — Michael Schaffer, The New Republic.

    — "And so on this day, August 30, 2012, (at)MittRomney became a better actor than Clint Eastwood." — Lawrence O'Donnell, host of MSNBC's "The Last Word."

    — "I can't believe I just watched (hash)ClintEastwood turn into somebody's DRUNK UNCLE HARRY on the stage of the (hash)GOP (hash)RNC. He humiliated himself." — Star Jones, "Today" contributor.

    — "I heard that Clint Eastwood was channeling me at the RNC. My lawyers and I are drafting our lawsuit." — comic actor Bob Newhart, referring to his signature one-way-conversation routines.

    — "'If Clint Eastwood ever talks to a chair on national TV, people will need a way to reassure each other' — inventor of Twitter, March 2006." — Patton Oswalt, comedian and actor on "The King of Queens."

    — "Clint Eastwood's RNC speech was to imaginary Obama in an empty chair. I'm drafting a DNC speech to imaginary Romney in an empty factory." — George Takei, Mr. Sulu of "Star Trek."
  • FORD
    ROTH ARMY MODERATOR

    • Jan 2004
    • 59649

    #2
    Malloy was playing parts of the Eastwood speech live on his show tonight. He was so embarrassed for Clint that he turned it off.

    Clint's slightly older than my father, and I'm witnessing his mental decline, so I really can't laugh at this. I just don't know what the fuck they were thinking, putting him on stage like that.
    Eat Us And Smile

    Cenk For America 2024!!

    Justice Democrats


    "If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992

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    • Hardrock69
      DIAMOND STATUS
      • Feb 2005
      • 21897

      #3
      Damn. 82. If we are lucky, we got him for another 10-20 years.

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      • FORD
        ROTH ARMY MODERATOR

        • Jan 2004
        • 59649

        #4
        Meanwhile, the biggest irony of the evening.....

        Former American Idol douchenozzle Taylor Hicks singing the Doobie Brothers "Taking It To The Streets" to the crowd of 1%'ers

        Did he actually pay any fucking attention to the lyrics of the song???
        Eat Us And Smile

        Cenk For America 2024!!

        Justice Democrats


        "If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992

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        • BigBadBrian
          TOASTMASTER GENERAL
          • Jan 2004
          • 10625

          #5
          Liberals would eat their babies if they thought they had a difference of opinion.
          “If bullshit was currency, Joe Biden would be a billionaire.” - George W. Bush

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          • BigBadBrian
            TOASTMASTER GENERAL
            • Jan 2004
            • 10625

            #6
            Clint Eastwood's Speech at the Republican Convention (Full Text)

            Thank you very much. Thank you. Thank you very much. Save a little for Mitt.
            (APPLAUSE) I know what you are thinking. You are thinking, what’s a movie tradesman doing out here? You know they are all left wingers out there, left of Lenin. At least that is what people think. That is not really the case. There are a lot of conservative people, a lot of moderate people, Republicans, Democrats, in Hollywood. It is just that the conservative people by the nature of the word itself play closer to the vest. They do not go around hot dogging it.
            (APPLAUSE)
            So — but they are there, believe me, they are there. I just think, in fact, some of them around town, I saw Jon Voight, a lot of people around.
            (APPLAUSE)
            Jon’s here, an academy award winner. A terrific guy. These people are all like-minded, like all of us.
            So I — so I’ve got Mr. Obama sitting here. And he’s — I was going to ask him a couple of questions. But — you know about — I remember three and a half years ago, when Mr. Obama won the election. And though I was not a big supporter, I was watching that night when he was having that thing and they were talking about hope and change and they were talking about, yes we can, and it was dark outdoors, and it was nice, and people were lighting candles.
            They were saying, I just thought, this was great. Everybody is trying, Oprah was crying.
            (LAUGHTER)
            EASTWOOD: I was even crying. And then finally — and I haven’t cried that hard since I found out that there is 23 million unemployed people in this country.
            (APPLAUSE)
            Now that is something to cry for because that is a disgrace, a national disgrace, and we haven’t done enough, obviously — this administration hasn’t done enough to cure that. Whenever interest they have is not strong enough, and I think possibly now it may be time for somebody else to come along and solve the problem.
            (APPLAUSE)
            So, Mr. President, how do you handle promises that you have made when you were running for election, and how do you handle them?
            I mean, what do you say to people? Do you just — you know — I know — people were wondering — you don’t — handle that OK. Well, I know even people in your own party were very disappointed when you didn’t close Gitmo. And I thought, well closing Gitmo — why close that, we spent so much money on it. But, I thought maybe as an excuse — what do you mean shut up?
            (LAUGHTER)
            OK, I thought maybe it was just because somebody had the stupid idea of trying terrorists in downtown New York City.
            (APPLAUSE)
            I’ve got to to hand it to you. I have to give credit where credit is due. You did finally overrule that finally. And that’s — now we are moving onward. I know you were against the war in Iraq, and that’s okay. But you thought the war in Afghanistan was OK. You know, I mean — you thought that was something worth doing. We didn’t check with the Russians to see how did it — they did there for 10 years.
            (APPLAUSE)
            But we did it, and it is something to be thought about, and I think that, when we get to maybe — I think you’ve mentioned something about having a target date for bringing everybody home. You gave that target date, and I think Mr. Romney asked the only sensible question, you know, he says, “Why are you giving the date out now? Why don’t you just bring them home tomorrow morning?”
            (APPLAUSE)
            And I thought — I thought, yeah — I am not going to shut up, it is my turn.
            (LAUGHTER)
            So anyway, we’re going to have — we’re going to have to have a little chat about that. And then, I just wondered, all these promises — I wondered about when the — what do you want me to tell Romney? I can’t tell him to do that. I can’t tell him to do that to himself.
            (APPLAUSE)
            You’re crazy, you’re absolutely crazy. You’re getting as bad as Biden.
            (APPLAUSE)
            Of course we all now Biden is the intellect of the Democratic party.
            (LAUGHTER)
            Kind of a grin with a body behind it.
            (LAUGHTER)
            But I just think that there is so much to be done, and I think that Mr. Romney and Mr. Ryan are two guys that can come along. See, I never thought it was a good idea for attorneys to the president, anyway.
            (APPLAUSE)
            I think attorneys are so busy — you know they’re always taught to argue everything, and always weight everything — weigh both sides...
            MORE
            (INSERT ZACH)
            XXX I think attorneys are so busy — you know they’re always taught to argue everything, always weigh everything, weigh both sides.
            EASTWOOD: They are always devil’s advocating this and bifurcating this and bifurcating that. You know all that stuff. But, I think it is maybe time — what do you think — for maybe a businessman. How about that?
            (APPLAUSE)
            A stellar businessman. Quote, unquote, “a stellar businessman.”
            And I think it’s that time. And I think if you just step aside and Mr. Romney can kind of take over. You can maybe still use a plane.
            (APPLAUSE)
            Though maybe a smaller one. Not that big gas guzzler you are going around to colleges and talking about student loans and stuff like that.
            (APPLAUSE)
            You are an — an ecological man. Why would you want to drive that around?
            OK, well anyway. All right, I’m sorry. I can’t do that to myself either.
            (APPLAUSE)
            I would just like to say something, ladies and gentlemen. Something that I think is very important. It is that, you, we — we own this country.
            (APPLAUSE)
            We — we own it. It is not you owning it, and not politicians owning it. Politicians are employees of ours.
            (APPLAUSE)
            And — so — they are just going to come around and beg for votes every few years. It is the same old deal. But I just think it is important that you realize , that you’re the best in the world. Whether you are a Democrat or Republican or whether you’re libertarian or whatever, you are the best. And we should not ever forget that. And when somebody does not do the job, we got to let them go.
            (APPLAUSE)
            Okay, just remember that. And I’m speaking out for everybody out there. It doesn’t hurt, we don’t have to be
            (AUDIENCE MEMBER): (inaudible)
            (LAUGHTER)
            I do not say that word anymore. Well, maybe one last time.
            (LAUGHTER)
            We don’t have to be — what I’m saying, we do not have to be metal (ph) masochists and vote for somebody that we don’t really even want in office just because they seem to be nice guys or maybe not so nice guys, if you look at some of the recent ads going out there, I don’t know.
            (APPLAUSE)
            But OK. You want to make my day?
            (APPLAUSE)
            All right. I started, you finish it. Go ahead.
            AUDIENCE: Make my day!
            EASTWOOD: Thank you. Thank you very much.
            Last edited by BigBadBrian; 08-31-2012, 08:12 AM.
            “If bullshit was currency, Joe Biden would be a billionaire.” - George W. Bush

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            • BigBadBrian
              TOASTMASTER GENERAL
              • Jan 2004
              • 10625

              #7
              I suppose now the Libs on this board will insult Clint for his political views. I'll bet they can't debate the points of his speech without name-calling or insults.
              “If bullshit was currency, Joe Biden would be a billionaire.” - George W. Bush

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              • ELVIS
                Banned
                • Dec 2003
                • 44120

                #8
                What ??

                Whatever dude...

                But I thought Clint was pretty good and funny...

                Obama should counter with Gary Busey...


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                • BigBadBrian
                  TOASTMASTER GENERAL
                  • Jan 2004
                  • 10625

                  #9
                  Originally posted by ELVIS
                  What ??

                  Whatever dude...

                  But I thought Clint was pretty good and funny...

                  Obama should counter with Gary Busey...


                  At least Gary Busey and Barack Obama have the same intellect level. Clint is waaayyyyyyyyy smarter and has more common sense than Obama.
                  “If bullshit was currency, Joe Biden would be a billionaire.” - George W. Bush

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                  • ELVIS
                    Banned
                    • Dec 2003
                    • 44120

                    #10
                    Waaaaaayyyyyy smarter ??


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                    • BigBadBrian
                      TOASTMASTER GENERAL
                      • Jan 2004
                      • 10625

                      #11
                      Originally posted by ELVIS
                      Waaaaaayyyyyy smarter ??


                      OK, maybe not "Waaaaaayyyyyy." Just waayyy.
                      “If bullshit was currency, Joe Biden would be a billionaire.” - George W. Bush

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                      • DLR Bridge
                        ROCKSTAR

                        • Mar 2011
                        • 5479

                        #12
                        He's free to have his views. Why the interpretation of those views included Obama fictitiously telling Rmoney to go fuck himself is beyond me. Clint is officially in the Jack Palance - Charlton Heston stage of life. He's old, often drunk and thinks very little before opening his mouth. We'll just have to wait and see if George Clooney shows up drunk at the DNC and fictitiously mimics Rmoney telling the world that his taxes and the true American travesties caused by Bain are none of our fucking business.

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                        • Matt White
                          • Jun 2004
                          • 20569

                          #13
                          "Clint Eastwood's RNC speech was to imaginary Obama in an empty chair. I'm drafting a DNC speech to imaginary Romney in an empty factory." — George Takei, Mr. Sulu of "Star Trek."


                          Well played Sir....well played.

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                          • Nickdfresh
                            SUPER MODERATOR

                            • Oct 2004
                            • 49567

                            #14
                            Originally posted by BigBadBrian
                            I suppose now the Libs on this board will insult Clint for his political views. I'll bet they can't debate the points of his speech without name-calling or insults.
                            No. I love Clint, but the chair thing was weird and Dirty Harry acted a bit like "Drunk Uncle Harry"...

                            Do we really need to analyze every frigging speech word-for-word? Do we really need a thread for everyone?

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                            • Nickdfresh
                              SUPER MODERATOR

                              • Oct 2004
                              • 49567

                              #15
                              Originally posted by BigBadBrian
                              At least Gary Busey and Barack Obama have the same intellect level. Clint is waaayyyyyyyyy smarter and has more common sense than Obama.
                              Well, he appears waaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy drunker at least...

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