Labor Day cancelled, Empty Chair Day goes viral

[ELVIS]

Not at 31,000 feet...

[jhale667]

Here's a better one...

Nope, that one sucks too.

[motherchicken]

No, they were fighting unicorns who farted glitter while gliding over the rainbows from Narnia, because that ENTIRE story was fucking fiction.

I'm sure you're a expert on fiction. You live in a world of fiction. A world where an evil orginization called the BCE has orchestrated everything bad that has ever happened in the world from the beginning of time. The BCE was responsible for Eve eating the forbidden fruit in the garden of Eden. It was actually a BCE operative that talked her into it.

[SunisinuS]

I'm sure you're a expert on fiction. You live in a world of fiction. A world where an evil orginization called the BCE has orchestrated everything bad that has ever happened in the world from the beginning of time. The BCE was responsible for Eve eating the forbidden fruit in the garden of Eden. It was actually a BCE operative that talked her into it.

Ford...how do you fight fiction? I mean, right now...a Dinosaur in in the movie "Jurassic Park" is about to eat an Apple (or some fruit, the bible nor evolution says it specifically) and ruin human kind forever.

Forbidden Fruit Bats.

[motherchicken]

Politicians MAKE THE DECISIONS, fuckstumper! Not the military, they just pull the trigger.

So the polititions should have ordered our men to hijack some of their planes and fly them into buildings full on muslims? That way we would be couragious mother fuckers in the eyes of you, Ford and your hero Bill Maher.

[motherchicken]

Ford...how do you fight fiction? I mean, right now...a Dinosaur in in the movie "Jurassic Park" is about to eat an Apple (or some fruit, the bible nor evolution says it specifically) and ruin human kind forever.

Forbidden Fruit Bats.

If you believe in evolution in Fords world the BCE mixed the gasses that caused the big bang with atoms of concentrated evil.

[motherchicken]

The BCE tampered with Ed's Ferrari so he would have to put it in the shop where their operative would hook him up with Hagar. Before that the BCE brainwashed Ed into thinking Van Halen would be better off without Dave.

[Satan]

The BCE was responsible for Eve eating the forbidden fruit in the garden of Eden. It was actually a BCE operative that talked her into it.

Hey! I resent that remark, sockfucker! I have NEVER been on the BCE payroll.

[Satan]

So the polititions should have ordered our men to hijack some of their planes and fly them into buildings full on muslims? That way we would be couragious mother fuckers in the eyes of you, Ford and your hero Bill Maher.

Personally, this Devil believes that the only people suitable for such missions would be mentally unstable ex cons who are sexually attracted to articles of clothing.

Know anybody like that, sockfucker?

[Nickdfresh]

So the polititions should have ordered our men to hijack some of their planes and fly them into buildings full on muslims? That way we would be couragious mother fuckers in the eyes of you, Ford and your hero Bill Maher.

No. They would order special operations soldiers/sailors/airmen to conduct risky raids and risk personnel on the ground, which can end in great successes like the killing of Bin Laden, or great failures like the Desert One/Eagle Claw disaster...

[motherchicken]

Hey! I resent that remark, sockfucker! I have NEVER been on the BCE payroll.

It was the BCE that made you what you are today. They're the ones that turned you against God.

[motherchicken]

Personally, this Devil believes that the only people suitable for such missions would be mentally unstable ex cons who are sexually attracted to articles of clothing.

Know anybody like that, sockfucker?

Can't say that I do. I know (at least know of) a few mentally unstable people who post here. They think they're God, Jesus and one nutball thinks he's satan. I know a few ex cons (myself included). And I'm sure there's more than one guy here who likes panties. Any man who doesn't like getting a little peek up a decent looking womans skirt isn't really much of a man in my opinion. But all three? Nope.

[motherchicken]

No. They would order special operations soldiers/sailors/airmen to conduct risky raids and risk personnel on the ground, which can end in great successes like the killing of Bin Laden, or great failures like the Desert One/Eagle Claw disaster...

Where did this conversation turn? I say Maher called members of our military cowards. You say he was talking about politicians. I asked you if the politicians should have ordered the military to hi jack civilian airplanes full of civilians and fly them into buildings full of more civilians to appear brave as opposed to "lobbing missiles from two thousand miles away", an act Maher called "cowardly". Simple question. Do you have a simple answer?

[Nickdfresh]

Where did this conversation turn? I say Maher called members of our military cowards. You say he was talking about polititions. I asked you if the polititions should have ordered the military to hi jack civilian airplanes full of civilians and fly them into buildings full of more civilians to appear brave as opposed to "lobbing missiles from two thousand miles away", an act Maher called "cowardly". Simple question. Do you have a simple answer?

What's a "polititions," fucktard? I've talked to bricks that provided more in depth thought. Isn't it time for you to figure out the best means to remove shit speckles from a toilet rim? ..

[motherchicken]

I've talked to bricks that provided more in depth thought. ..

I'll bet you have. You probably talk to alot of inanimate objects. You probably eat little pieces of shit for breakfast too.