God Distances Self From Christian Right

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  • Hardrock69
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Feb 2005
    • 21897

    #16
    THAT is true! :D

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    • BigBadBrian
      TOASTMASTER GENERAL
      • Jan 2004
      • 10625

      #17
      Originally posted by Jesus Christ
      This is MY commandment, that ye love one another.

      And if two people love each other enough to be committed to each other for the rest of their lives, then why should they not be married?

      Do not attribute the words of Leviticus to Me or My Dad. We did not write them.
      FORD, your concept of Christianity is all hosed up. Go to a Bible believing church, for crying out loud. And as much as I hate to admit it, Elvis has you beat in this thread.
      “If bullshit was currency, Joe Biden would be a billionaire.” - George W. Bush

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      • BigBadBrian
        TOASTMASTER GENERAL
        • Jan 2004
        • 10625

        #18
        Originally posted by LoungeMachine
        Link?



        Care to quote "The Real Jesus" on same sex marriage?

        Or do you speaketh for Him now?

        Here's your Link...and your answer to your other questions also:

        “If bullshit was currency, Joe Biden would be a billionaire.” - George W. Bush

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        • BigBadBrian
          TOASTMASTER GENERAL
          • Jan 2004
          • 10625

          #19
          Originally posted by Jesus Christ
          No, he does NOT speaketh for Me!
          FORD, enough with your mockery nonsense. You're embarrassing yourself.
          “If bullshit was currency, Joe Biden would be a billionaire.” - George W. Bush

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          • BigBadBrian
            TOASTMASTER GENERAL
            • Jan 2004
            • 10625

            #20
            Originally posted by Unchainme
            And he said, “See that you are not led astray. For many will come in my name, saying, ‘I am he!’ and, ‘The time is at hand!’ Do not go after them. - Luke 21:8
            “If bullshit was currency, Joe Biden would be a billionaire.” - George W. Bush

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            • ashstralia
              ROTH ARMY ELITE
              • Feb 2004
              • 6566

              #21
              Quote:
              Originally Posted by
              Kinda the same thing with Atheists in a round about way. To me, and every single expert on the English language say that Atheism is a belief that says God does not exist. Atheist deny this and say it is simply a lack of belief in god. Well, someone who is brain dead is an atheist according to atheist revisionist definitions.
              If it simply take "brain damage for an otherwise rational person to turn into a believer" then Atheism takes this a huge leap further. Just turn off your brain completely and you are an atheist (according to their revisionist defintion - not mine).


              'Revisionist definition' = fancy monkey in a random number generator.

              Now, if I start the church of the fancy card-countin revisionist monkeys, do I get tax exempt status? I do?!

              Let's roll with this thing. Our deity is...

              Well, that's the thing. We don't have one.

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              • Seshmeister
                ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

                • Oct 2003
                • 35755

                #22
                Originally posted by BigBadBrian
                Here's your Link...and your answer to your other questions also:



                Corrected with something a little more believable, less wicked and more consistent...
                Last edited by Seshmeister; 10-26-2012, 08:08 AM.

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                • BigBadBrian
                  TOASTMASTER GENERAL
                  • Jan 2004
                  • 10625

                  #23
                  “If bullshit was currency, Joe Biden would be a billionaire.” - George W. Bush

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                  • ELVIS
                    Banned
                    • Dec 2003
                    • 44120

                    #24


                    Steroids are a SIN OF THE DEVIL, BOY !!!


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                    • Nickdfresh
                      SUPER MODERATOR

                      • Oct 2004
                      • 49567

                      #25
                      Originally posted by BigBadBrian
                      Why do you keep reposting the same shit over and over?

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                      • Unchainme
                        ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                        • Apr 2005
                        • 7746

                        #26
                        Originally posted by BigBadBrian
                        And he said, “See that you are not led astray. For many will come in my name, saying, ‘I am he!’ and, ‘The time is at hand!’ Do not go after them. - Luke 21:8
                        Yes because Jesus was totally a guy who didn't go out of his way to talk with people who were shunned by the religious zealots, to help them out in their time of need.
                        ....oh wait, he did.
                        Still waiting for a relevant Browns Team

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                        • Seshmeister
                          ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

                          • Oct 2003
                          • 35755

                          #27
                          Originally posted by BigBadBrian
                          And he said, “See that you are not led astray. For many will come in my name, saying, ‘I am he!’ and, ‘The time is at hand!’ Do not go after them. - Luke 21:8
                          I never knew you were a catholic.

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