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  • Blaze
    Full Member Status

    • Jan 2009
    • 4371

    #91
    "I have heard there are troubles of more than one kind. - Some come from ahead and some come from behind. - But I've bought a big bat. I'm all ready you see. - Now my troubles are going to have troubles with me!" ~ Dr. Seuss
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    • Satan
      ROTH ARMY ELITE
      • Jan 2004
      • 6664

      #92
      If Mittens is mad at anybody, it should be Elohim, his Heavenly Father.

      If He hadn't cursed 1/3 of the angels with Black skin because they were too lazy to fight me, then there would have been enough white people to vote for Mittens.
      Eternally Under the Authority of Satan

      Originally posted by Sockfucker
      I've been in several mental institutions but not in Bakersfield.

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      • DONNIEP
        DIAMOND STATUS
        • Mar 2004
        • 13373

        #93
        Originally posted by Satan
        If Mittens is mad at anybody, it should be Elohim, his Heavenly Father.

        If He hadn't cursed 1/3 of the angels with Black skin because they were too lazy to fight me, then there would have been enough white people to vote for Mittens.
        According to the evangelicals, Obama's victory must have been God's will. Because everything that happens on Earth must be God's will. Right?
        American by birth. Southern by the grace of God.

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        • Satan
          ROTH ARMY ELITE
          • Jan 2004
          • 6664

          #94
          Well, actually it seems the Fundagelicals consider any outcome they like as "God's Will" and blame any outcome they DON'T like on me!
          Eternally Under the Authority of Satan

          Originally posted by Sockfucker
          I've been in several mental institutions but not in Bakersfield.

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          • sadaist
            TOASTMASTER GENERAL
            • Jul 2004
            • 11625

            #95
            Originally posted by DONNIEP
            According to the evangelicals, Obama's victory must have been God's will. Because everything that happens on Earth must be God's will. Right?

            That's why I threw away my bible, removed my cross necklace, and stopped believing. If there really is a God that allows all these horrible fucking things to happen, I want nothing to do with him anyways.
            “Great losses often bring only a numb shock. To truly plunge a victim into misery, you must overwhelm him with many small sufferings.”

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            • DONNIEP
              DIAMOND STATUS
              • Mar 2004
              • 13373

              #96
              Originally posted by sadaist
              That's why I threw away my bible, removed my cross necklace, and stopped believing. If there really is a God that allows all these horrible fucking things to happen, I want nothing to do with him anyways.
              According to Southern Baptist doctrine, there is no way to understand God's will. But everything is God's will. So if your kid gets ran over by a drunk then that is God's will - BUT God has a plan. Right.
              American by birth. Southern by the grace of God.

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              • Satan
                ROTH ARMY ELITE
                • Jan 2004
                • 6664

                #97
                You mortals really need to own up to your own responsibility.

                People take that whole story about Job in the Bible, and that whole bet that me and my Former Employer had going over that guy, and they interpret it as me and the Big G treating Earth like some big volleyball game and throwing it all back and forth.

                Reality is that it's a big job running Heaven or Hell. And neither one of us are micro-managers. For the most part, y'all are on your own up there.
                Eternally Under the Authority of Satan

                Originally posted by Sockfucker
                I've been in several mental institutions but not in Bakersfield.

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                • Blaze
                  Full Member Status

                  • Jan 2009
                  • 4371

                  #98
                  Everything is God's, including the gravitational hole that will one day eat that what is known to you.
                  We do not know who our suffering saves.
                  Last edited by Blaze; 11-11-2012, 01:58 AM.
                  "I have heard there are troubles of more than one kind. - Some come from ahead and some come from behind. - But I've bought a big bat. I'm all ready you see. - Now my troubles are going to have troubles with me!" ~ Dr. Seuss
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                  • jhale667
                    DIAMOND STATUS
                    • Aug 2004
                    • 20929

                    #99
                    Originally posted by Satan
                    You wouldn't believe where some of the whiniest white people mourning Romney could be found......

                    Ah who am I kidding. Of course you'll believe it.......





                    Much more HELLarity here

                    Originally posted by conmee
                    If anyone even thinks about deleting the Muff Thread they are banned.... no questions asked.

                    That is all.

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                    Originally posted by GO-SPURS-GO
                    I've seen prominent hypocrite liberal on this site Jhale667


                    Originally posted by Isaac R.
                    Then it's really true??

                    The Muff Thread is really just GONE ???

                    OMFG...who in their right mind...???
                    Originally posted by eddie78
                    I was wrong about you, brother. You're good.

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                    • Nitro Express
                      DIAMOND STATUS
                      • Aug 2004
                      • 32942

                      The Democrat and Republican parties are just two separate pistons in the same engine driving the banker's agenda forward. The agenda is consolidation of wealth and taking individual freedoms away. They lock out everyone else by making campaigning so expensive. Sure you can run for president and even be a good candidate but unless you can come up with a billion plus dollars, you can't compete.
                      No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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                      • Nitro Express
                        DIAMOND STATUS
                        • Aug 2004
                        • 32942

                        Originally posted by Satan
                        If Mittens is mad at anybody, it should be Elohim, his Heavenly Father.

                        If He hadn't cursed 1/3 of the angels with Black skin because they were too lazy to fight me, then there would have been enough white people to vote for Mittens.
                        You know Mormon theology better than most people but the 1/3 of heaven that were cast out never got physical bodies. Satan and the 1/3 who followed him never received physical bodies but are evil spirits trying to temp man and destroy anything good due to their jealousy. Black people would be included in the 2/3 of the people who got physical bodies. Mormon Docrine says Africans are the direct decendants of Cain.

                        In the 1970's the church started to get a lot of flack for it's views of black people. The civil rights movement made it more difficult to exclude black people and the BYU athletic teams were being picketed and protested against. Also, the church was sending missionaries to parts of the world that had mostly black people. It's kind of a waste to preach the gosphel to people you won't give priesthood authority to.

                        So the prophet finally has a revelation allowing black men to hold the priesthood. Now they are in trouble with the gays due to their meddling in California state politics.

                        The way I see it. The Mormons did the blacks a favor by excluding them. I wish they excluded Norwegians and Danes that way my ancestors would have never joined up. A lot of black people avoided a lot of bullshit by being denied and hey, they didn't have to pay that 10% tithing.
                        No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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                        • Nitro Express
                          DIAMOND STATUS
                          • Aug 2004
                          • 32942

                          Originally posted by sadaist
                          That's why I threw away my bible, removed my cross necklace, and stopped believing. If there really is a God that allows all these horrible fucking things to happen, I want nothing to do with him anyways.
                          I just believe this life is hell. We must have really fucked up in our previous lives to be here.
                          No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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                          • ELVIS
                            Banned
                            • Dec 2003
                            • 44120

                            Originally posted by Blaze
                            We do not know who our suffering saves.
                            Your "suffering" doesn't save shit...

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                            • ELVIS
                              Banned
                              • Dec 2003
                              • 44120

                              Originally posted by Nitro Express
                              I just believe this life is hell. We must have really fucked up in our previous lives to be here.
                              You really think that ??

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                              • Satan
                                ROTH ARMY ELITE
                                • Jan 2004
                                • 6664

                                This fucked up racist bitch must be Jesse's granddaughter. Think I'll go ask him......

                                Eternally Under the Authority of Satan

                                Originally posted by Sockfucker
                                I've been in several mental institutions but not in Bakersfield.

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