Wal-Mart workers plan Black Friday walkout

[ZahZoo]

Riiiight. So tell us, Mensa - what will your "excuse" be for not responding in time to a potential employer's email requesting a follow-up interview --- y'know the one he would have CALLED you about, but you don't have a cell...?

You do realize land lines still exist with basic service around $20 a month..? Not a great option but it's functional.

[PETE'S BROTHER]

You do realize land lines still exist with basic service around $20 a month..? Not a great option but it's functional.

includes caller id and voicemail

[chefcraig]

You do realize land lines still exist with basic service around $20 a month..? Not a great option but it's functional.

includes caller id and voicemail

Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer: Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I'm just a caveman. I fell on some ice and later got thawed out by some of your scientists. Your world frightens and confuses me! Sometimes the honking horns of your traffic make me want to get out of my BMW.. and run off into the hills, or wherever.. Sometimes when I get a message on my fax machine, I wonder: "Did little demons get inside and type it?" I don't know! My primitive mind can't grasp these concepts. But there is one thing I do know - when a man like my client slips and falls on a sidewalk in front of a public library, then he is entitled to no less than two million in compensatory damages, and two million in punitive damages. Thank you.

[jhale667]

I thought you were against corporations...

Obviously you're not paid to think.

[Dr. Love]

Said the swamp-dwelling racist prick who fantasizes that I work for Taco Bell instead of one of the biggest corporations in the world (that he couldn't even get an interview with if he tried). Go fuck yourself.

McDonald's?



I'm just kidding, jhale.