Another Shooting, This Time at ELEMENTARY SCHOOL in Connecticut....

[ELVIS]

I've been looking for a set of real Jarts...

You know, the dangerous ones ??

[chefcraig]

There's a story breaking where the Discovery Channel just told Ted Nugent to go and fuck himself and that he will not be back in "any form or fashion."

And with good reason, as the pilot episode of his show was just about the dullest piece of crap the channel has come up with yet. What's sort of disingenuous is that Discovery has all of these "Hey yall, let's blow up or shoot this" kinds of shows, but suddenly it announces it's getting rid of Nugent, along with the equally dismal and scarcely watched American Guns show, while not mentioning the fact that arguably it's highest rated show (next to Mythbusters) Sons Of Guns, which pretty much follows the same premise of a family that builds weapons, has been renewed.

As usual, moral turpitude gets outranked by the ratings, every time.

LINK: Discovery Channel kicks Ted Nugent to the curb

[Kristy]

I've been looking for a set of real Jarts...

You know, the dangerous ones ??

The only thing you ever wait for is the McDonald's employee to turn their head away long enough for you to steal the napkins for those times you run out of toilet paper.

[FORD]

I've been looking for a set of real Jarts...

You know, the dangerous ones ??

Used to have those, but I think they got lost in the garage sale that my parents had right before they sold the old house. Should have grabbed them....probably could have made a small fortune on ebay

[Kristy]

And with good reason, as the pilot episode of his show was just about the dullest piece of crap the channel has come up with yet.

More so than the American Chopper Build Off? I've never seen Ted's dismal show but knowing it was produced by the 'tards at the Discovery Channel who are into showing all sorts of shit being blown up or burned down and daring to call it "educational" doesn't surprise me in the least. Since when does that shitty network have standards?

[private parts]

And with good reason, as the pilot episode of his show was just about the dullest piece of crap the channel has come up with yet. What's sort of disingenuous is that Discovery has all of these "Hey yall, let's blow up or shoot this" kinds of shows, but suddenly it announces it's getting rid of Nugent, along with the equally dismal and scarcely watched American Guns show, while not mentioning the fact that arguably it's highest rated show (next to Mythbusters) Sons Of Guns, which pretty much follows the same premise of a family that builds weapons, has been renewed.

As usual, moral turpitude gets outranked by the ratings, every time.



LINK: Discovery Channel kicks Ted Nugent to the curb

I read that article. Funny. They call Ted "the longtime southern rocker". Really?

[Va Beach VH Fan]

Now if only LardMachine can get a coronary this would be a wonderful Christmas.

Wow.

And you even managed to throw Christmas in there as well.

[Kristy]

You're welcome.

[ELVIS]

The only thing you ever wait for is the McDonald's employee to turn their head away long enough for you to steal the napkins for those times you run out of toilet paper.

You must be professional with lines like that...

[Kristy]

Here ya go. Elvie:



It's a generic application for employment Now don't be scared, all of us here will help you to fill it out so that you don't have to steal anymore, okay?

[PETE'S BROTHER]

Here ya go. Elvie:



It's a generic application for employment Now don't be scared, all of us here will help you to fill it out so that you don't have to steal anymore, okay?

where can we list references?

[Nickdfresh]

Except in the case of your "enemy" (that you seem to be spending a lot of time blowing each other these days) it's more of "I want to see the results of the DNA test."

I don't really have any "enemies" here anymore per-say. I really don't take the internet that seriously because I'm not obsessively compulsively psychotic...

I also don't use the internet to blow people. Any tips?

[Hardrock69]

Here ya go. Elvie:



It's a generic application for employment Now don't be scared, all of us here will help you to fill it out so that you don't have to steal anymore, okay?

[Kristy]

I also don't use the internet to blow people. Any tips?

Liar.

[lesfunk]

Kristy, I must say that you're trolling is much better today. It's funny, engaging and relevant. Thanks for amusing me while I sit here waiting for my inevitable stroke or heart attack (whichever comes first).