The Gun Control Thread

[jhale667]

Even conservatives are turning on the NRA - and it's about fucking time.

[FORD]

Meanwhile, Son of Fat Bastard says that if we all don't have assault weapons, we will be slaughtered like them "Injuns" at Wounded Knee.......

[ELVIS]

Lemme tell everyone something...

You DO need assault weapons after a disaster like Katrina when the power is off for weeks, and blacks, mexicans and white trash are roaming the streets looking for expensive generators and whatever else to steal...

Most of these guys, if they see a weapon they don't want to fuck with, they don't ride down your street again...

That's reality...

[Satan]

And you couldn't defend yourself with a shotgun or a simple handgun?

Or a pitchfork, for that matter.

[ELVIS]

Those items don't scare thugs away...

[DONNIEP]

Dude - that's when you call the police. Oh wait, the police have to actually be there in order for you to call them...

[ELVIS]

Some of the police in New Orleans turned street thug and killed people and stole new Caddilacs right off of the lot...

[Hardrock69]

http://www.cnn.com/video/?hpt=hp_c4#/video/crime/2013/01/15/dnt-armed-homeowner-confronts-thief.ksat

http://www.cnn.com/video/?hpt=hp_c4#/video/us/2013/01/10/wtmj-clerk-pulls-gun-on-man-trying-to-rob-her.wtmj

[Nickdfresh]

It's debatable whether Hinckley merely had lousy aim, or whether it was intended as a "warning shot" to let Reagan know who was really in charge. Either way Poppy Bush ends up as President.

Even before the shooting, the bulk of the cabinet were BCE loyalists, so it's obvious Reagan isn't the one who picked them. Ed Meese and Don Regan being the exceptions, as they were Reagan's old friends

Dude, that's just fucking silly!

[Nickdfresh]

Lemme tell everyone something...

You DO need assault weapons after a disaster like Katrina when the power is off for weeks, and blacks, mexicans and white trash are roaming the streets looking for expensive generators and whatever else to steal...
...

You roamed the streets and stole expensive generators and other stuff?

[DONNIEP]

Dude, that's just fucking silly!

But it's a great freaking story!!

[jhale667]

Wow, racism AND self-loathing...

You roamed the streets and stole expensive generators and other stuff?

OF COURSE HE DID - after all, he DID say "white trash" didn't he? That'd mean his attendance was mandatory.

[jhale667]

[FORD]

Dude, that's just fucking silly!

No, what's fucking silly is that the BCE is repeatedly associating with the families of these felons that they later call their "enemies". The Hinckleys, the Bin Ladens, etc. And then claim it's "just a coincidence".

http://www.mackwhite.com/lennon.html

[ashstralia]

*twilight zone music*