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  • DONNIEP
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Mar 2004
    • 13373
    #2671
    Originally posted by ELVIS
    Hmmm...

    How's a girl to keep her mind and body out of the gutter if her own father can't ??
    Dude - it was a joke. If you honestly think I'm running around chasing 18 year old girls at my age then you're mistaken. Keep in mind - this is the internet. It's about as far from reality as you can get.
    American by birth. Southern by the grace of God.

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      • PETE'S BROTHER
        DIAMOND STATUS
        • Feb 2007
        • 12678
        #2672
        Originally posted by DONNIEP
        Dude - it was a joke. If you honestly think I'm running around chasing 18 year old girls at my age then you're mistaken. Keep in mind - this is the internet. It's about as far from reality as you can get.
        this is REAL
        Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!

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          • vandeleur
            ROTH ARMY SUPREME
            • Sep 2009
            • 9865
            #2673
            Originally posted by DONNIEP
            Dude - it was a joke. If you honestly think I'm running around chasing 18 year old girls at my age then you're mistaken. What with my dodgy knees and wooden testicle implants I've no chance of catching them . What I do is leave sweets on the Path to my house and hope to get the young one with a net . Obviously on days my care worker does not come to my house to make sure I'm staying away from schools

            Corrected it mate :D
            fuck your fucking framing

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              • DONNIEP
                DIAMOND STATUS
                • Mar 2004
                • 13373
                #2674
                Originally posted by vandeleur
                Corrected it mate :D
                You are a complete bastard. I hope your wife forces you to give up drinking.

                American by birth. Southern by the grace of God.

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                  • vandeleur
                    ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                    • Sep 2009
                    • 9865
                    #2675
                    Ouch ... That hurt
                    fuck your fucking framing

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                      • DONNIEP
                        DIAMOND STATUS
                        • Mar 2004
                        • 13373
                        #2676
                        Originally posted by PETE'S BROTHER
                        this is REAL
                        And so is the Easter Bunny, Santa Claus, professional wrestling, and Obama's birth certificate.
                        American by birth. Southern by the grace of God.

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                          • DONNIEP
                            DIAMOND STATUS
                            • Mar 2004
                            • 13373
                            #2677
                            Originally posted by vandeleur
                            Ouch ... That hurt
                            I know where your weakness lies!! Hahahahahah!
                            American by birth. Southern by the grace of God.

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                              • Nitro Express
                                DIAMOND STATUS
                                • Aug 2004
                                • 32942
                                #2678
                                Originally posted by DONNIEP
                                Dude - it was a joke. If you honestly think I'm running around chasing 18 year old girls at my age then you're mistaken. Keep in mind - this is the internet. It's about as far from reality as you can get.
                                Until you put your Yachtmaster on and then you can sink your torpedo in all the naive 20 something gold diggers you want.
                                No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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                                  • Nitro Express
                                    DIAMOND STATUS
                                    • Aug 2004
                                    • 32942
                                    #2679
                                    Originally posted by FORD
                                    The only musicians I know of with 13 year old girlfriends are Ted Nugent, Gary Glitter, and Jerry Lee Lewis, who actually made it worse since the 13 year old was his own cousin.

                                    The girl that was crushing on Joey in "Rock n Roll High School" might have acted like a 13 year old, but I suspect she was much older than that.
                                    Jerry Lee Lewis was from the south. Marrying your 13 year old cousin was normal dude. What's the problem?
                                    No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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                                      • DONNIEP
                                        DIAMOND STATUS
                                        • Mar 2004
                                        • 13373
                                        #2680
                                        Originally posted by Nitro Express
                                        Jerry Lee Lewis was from the south. Marrying your 13 year old cousin was normal dude. What's the problem?
                                        Did I ever tell you about the time my uncle Harold stole Jerry Lee's bicycle? Well, I don't guess he technically stole it since Jerry Lee had put it out on the curb with his trash...
                                        American by birth. Southern by the grace of God.

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                                          • Nitro Express
                                            DIAMOND STATUS
                                            • Aug 2004
                                            • 32942
                                            #2681
                                            Then he rode it to Taco Bell and had a taco orgy. It was like the movie Caligula except tacos were involved.
                                            No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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                                              • ELVIS
                                                Banned
                                                • Dec 2003
                                                • 44120
                                                #2682
                                                Originally posted by DONNIEP
                                                If you honestly think I'm running around chasing 18 year old girls at my age then you're mistaken. Keep in mind - this is the internet. It's about as far from reality as you can get.
                                                I kinda think so, but that's just me...

                                                I'm a paranoid conspiracy nut...

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                                                  • Seshmeister
                                                    ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

                                                    • Oct 2003
                                                    • 35748
                                                    #2683

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                                                      • ELVIS
                                                        Banned
                                                        • Dec 2003
                                                        • 44120
                                                        #2684
                                                        The wizdumb RockabillyJay...

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                                                          • Nitro Express
                                                            DIAMOND STATUS
                                                            • Aug 2004
                                                            • 32942
                                                            #2685
                                                            Guns, guitars, bikinis and fast cars get behind the wheel and go!
                                                            No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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