The Gun Control Thread

[kwame k]

Seeing as we're on the subject of Barry, here's a hilarious fella called Barry Morgan. He makes a living being ultra kitsch. This is from a great Aussie show called Spicks and Specks, which of course is a reference to another Barry song!!

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-OHRxZcfYFE

He's got the hair, the clothes and the 70's porno stash close but our JBC's are hotter!

[DONNIEP]

He's got the hair, the clothes and the 70's porno stash close but our JBC's are hotter!

You said that right! Our avatars alone are enough to turn a man gay. Or gay-er.

[ashstralia]

I'd love a powder blue safari suit...

[kwame k]

You said that right! Our avatars alone are enough to turn a man gay. Or gay-er.

I didn't want to throw this curve ball at you so soon into your conversion but.............this guy may just be a Disciple

[Angel]

Oh, for JBC's sake...

[kwame k]

I'd love a powder blue safari suit...

The classics never go out of style, Ash

[DONNIEP]

I didn't want to throw this curve ball at you so soon into your conversion but.............this guy may just be a Disciple

Definitely. Brother Darryl is a bad ass. Not quite as sexy as the JBCs, but still pretty hot. Maybe if he'd get rid of that angry looking beard thing he's got going on...

[kwame k]

It looks like he's following your JBC in the beard department!

[Satan]

Of course the fact is that there was really only one true Jewish messiah on 1970s AM radio........

And just as Our Lord often did in the Bible, He proclaimed Himself with the words ".....I AM"

[DONNIEP]

Ahh...Satan does bring up a good point: You can't ignore the one true Diamond. Now he does qualify for Prophet status, but not JBC status.

[kwame k]

The 70's were a heady time in the Messianic movement! Almost as many Messiahs as in E-Jesus' time :D

[kwame k]

Ahh...Satan does bring up a good point: You can't ignore the one true Diamond. Now he does qualify for Prophet status, but not JBC status.

Correct! Although a competing Messiah we'll just downgrade co-op him to a Disciple

[kwame k]

Ahh...Satan does bring up a good point: You can't ignore the one true Diamond. Now he does qualify for Prophet status, but not JBC status.

Wait..........so he's JDC

[kwame k]

So, just like in the E-Bible;

We have competing Messiahs.........JewishBarryChrist vs JohnBarryChrist.

Our 12 Disciples are coming along nicely.

We have our Reba Magdalene.

The Gospels are already written and they're in lyric or poetic form, just like parts of the OT.

And it's already more inclusive and Christlike than E-Jesus and the E-Bible!

If we stay on this pace we should have a new religion hammered out by tonight when we're all hammered

[DONNIEP]

So, just like in the E-Bible;

We have competing Messiahs.........JewishBarryChrist vs JohnBarryChrist.

Our 12 Disciples are coming along nicely.

We have our Reba Magdalene.

The Gospels are already written and they're in lyric or poetic form, just like parts of the OT.

And it's already more inclusive and Christlike than E-Jesus and the E-Bible!

If we stay on this pace we should have a new religion hammered out by tonight when we're all hammered

We're gonna let gay people in right? Or if you're say...just kinda gay? Or maybe as Butters called it, bi-curious...yeah