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  • Satan
    ROTH ARMY ELITE
    • Jan 2004
    • 6664

    You won't fucking believe what I'm being blamed for now!!

    Joseph Sciambra, Self-Described 'Ex-Gay Porn Star,' Claims Gay Men Anally Give Birth to the Devil (VIDEO)
    Posted: 01/03/2013 11:37 am


    Self-described "ex-gay porn star" Joseph Sciambra claims that anal sex causes men to give birth to the devil via the anus. He goes on to claim that doing gay porn resulted in having to have his "sphincters almost stitched shut."


    These claims sound similar to those presented by Pastor Patrick Wooden last year on The Michelangelo Signorile Show on Sirius XM OutQ.

    In addition to his numerous videos on the subject of gay sex and Christianity, Sciambra has also been keeping a blog called "How Our Lord Jesus Christ Saved Me From Homosexuality, Pornography, and the Occult."

    Eternally Under the Authority of Satan

    Originally posted by Sockfucker
    I've been in several mental institutions but not in Bakersfield.
  • Satan
    ROTH ARMY ELITE
    • Jan 2004
    • 6664

    #2
    And just for the record, girlfriend.... you're about as "cured" as Marcus Bachmann is.
    Eternally Under the Authority of Satan

    Originally posted by Sockfucker
    I've been in several mental institutions but not in Bakersfield.

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    • sadaist
      TOASTMASTER GENERAL
      • Jul 2004
      • 11625

      #3
      I don't know about the Devil coming from my ass, but I did pass a demon of a burrito last week. Fiery hot burning & all.
      “Great losses often bring only a numb shock. To truly plunge a victim into misery, you must overwhelm him with many small sufferings.”

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      • Satan
        ROTH ARMY ELITE
        • Jan 2004
        • 6664

        #4
        Originally posted by sadaist
        I don't know about the Devil coming from my ass, but I did pass a demon of a burrito last week. Fiery hot burning & all.
        Habanero sauce?

        Now that's something a Devil WILL take credit for creating
        Eternally Under the Authority of Satan

        Originally posted by Sockfucker
        I've been in several mental institutions but not in Bakersfield.

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        • Little Texan
          Full Member Status

          • Jan 2004
          • 4579

          #5
          I hate to break it to the guy, but judging from that video he is far from being "cured".

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          • Satan
            ROTH ARMY ELITE
            • Jan 2004
            • 6664

            #6
            He needs to go to the Bachmann clinic. Marcus will suck the gay right out of him.
            Eternally Under the Authority of Satan

            Originally posted by Sockfucker
            I've been in several mental institutions but not in Bakersfield.

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            • cadaverdog
              ROTH ARMY SUPREME
              • Aug 2007
              • 8955

              #7
              If he's cured the next time he takes it up the ass an angel will come forth from his anus.
              Had too edit. Should have said took it up the ass. You know he's been there, done that already.
              Beware of Dog

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              • lesfunk
                Full Member Status

                • Jan 2004
                • 3583

                #8
                http://gifsoup.com/imager.php?id=4448212&t=o GIFSoup

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                • Hardrock69
                  DIAMOND STATUS
                  • Feb 2005
                  • 21897

                  #9
                  Another idiot.....so by his definitinon...Satan is shit...

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                  • cadaverdog
                    ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                    • Aug 2007
                    • 8955

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Hardrock69
                    Another idiot.....so by his definitinon...Satan is shit...
                    Or a wet fart. With spooge in it.
                    Beware of Dog

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                    • DavidLeeNatra
                      TOASTMASTER GENERAL
                      • Jan 2004
                      • 10715

                      #11
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                      First official owner of ADKOT (Deluxe Version)

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