The Alex Jones InfoWhores Conspiracies Thread

[Seshmeister]

F911 wasn't an "inside job" film...

And just because Moore stretches facts and manipulates situations in his films doesn't mean that there aren't some powerful moments.

It's extraordinary that Bush managed to get re-elected after the scene at the elementary school.

I can only think it's because there is so much media noise at elections in the US...

[WARF]

Who cares what a fat liberal film maker has to say ??

I was being sarcastic.

[Nickdfresh]

I know I led this thread off with this, but it bears posting again to show what a lying douche Jones is and why people who listen to him are fuckwits:

[Nickdfresh]

And just because Moore stretches facts and manipulates situations in his films doesn't mean that there aren't some powerful moments.

It's extraordinary that Bush managed to get re-elected after the scene at the elementary school.

I can only think it's because there is so much media noise at elections in the US...

And money...

[Seshmeister]

He's also said constantly since the day that Obama was first elected that he would be assassinated as a false flag.

He's like one of those second rate psychics that make all their shitty predictions at the start of each year assuming that we are all too dumb to go back and look at all of their misses the year before, and sadly for most people that follow them they are correct.

[Seshmeister]

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[WARF]

And just because Moore stretches facts and manipulates situations in his films doesn't mean that there aren't some powerful moments.

I am not a Michael Moore fan by any means. I did like the fact in Fahrenheit they pointed out Ashcroft lost his seat to a dead man.

I enjoyed SICKO, and my all time favorite was Roger and Me... who can forget this scene?

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[jhale667]

Anyone who takes this douche seriously in 201

This pretty much sums up Jones' insane cuntdom displayed last night...

http://erin-pokingatsnakes.blogspot.com/2013/01/nano-chimps-great-white-sharks-and.html

Nano Chimps, Great White Sharks and Hitler: An Evening with Alex Jones

The first time I ever watched Glenn Beck on Fox News, I was struck by how paranoid he was. He believed in grand conspiracies, he had his strange chalkboard, he dressed up like a Minute Man, he pretended to poison Nancy Pelosi and joked about murdering filmmaker Michael Moore. That's not stable behavior. As I continued to listen to the things Beck said, I wondered if he was just in it for the money. Bill O'Reilly and Sean Hannity and Ann Coulter and Rush Limbaugh are all in it for the money, and there is the chance that Glenn Beck is as well. That possibility may not exist when it comes to Alex Jones.

Alex Jones is the creator of the websites Info Wars and Prison Planet. I don't know why he felt the need to launch Prison Planet; maybe the giant donation button at Info Wars wasn't lucrative enough. Or maybe Mr. Jones has so many "theories," he needed a second place to share them. Here are a few of those theories:

*The government is using juice boxes to create homosexuals. (You Tube has a delightful 1 minute video of Jones yelling about this)

*The Deepwater Horizon oil spill was part of the Obama administration's plans of oil nationalization and global government. (Mother Jones)

*The Bohemian Grove's mascot, an owl, is actually the god Moloch, and one of the rituals performed at the Grove is "an ancient Canaanite, Luciferian, Babylon mystery religion ceremony." (The actual documentary)

*FEMA concentration camps. (Psychology Today)

Monday evening, Piers Morgan in what can only be called a show of utter masochism, had Alex Jones on his program. Jones is one of the people behind a White House petition calling for Morgan to be deported because of his pro-gun control stance. The video of the interview is all over the Internet, and I tried to watch it Tuesday morning, pre-coffee. I made it to Jones actually screaming "1776!" before I walked away and had to take an ibuprofen. After taking our son to school, I grabbed a mega mug of java, and sat down for the entire 14-minute "interview."

First, who do I sue to get those 14 minutes back? I'm almost joking. This was painful to watch. Piers Morgan was somehow convinced that he would be able to have a discussion with Alex Jones, asking questions and having those questions answered. Who the hell told him that? You don't talk to Alex Jones; you put on a spit guard and sit back, watching his eyes get wild and the veins in his neck bulge and listening to him scream about the New World Order and SSRI medications being responsible for all mass murders and great white sharks killing swimmers and Hitler. God, they always go back to Hitler, don't they?

When Piers Morgan asked Jones about the difference between gun deaths in America and gun deaths in Britain, Jones accused Morgan of using "little factoids." In Alex Jones' world, gun deaths are insignificant, because the federal government is using Juicy Juice to turn our kids gay. Oh, and Jones asked what may be the most surreal question I have ever heard during this verbal assault on Piers Morgan: "How many chimpanzees can fit on the head of a pin?" Obviously, Alex Jones has discovered top secret documents about the government's Nano Chimp program.

Look, it's easy to make fun of someone like Alex Jones, but there is a deeper issue here. He lives in a world of darkness and fear and paranoia and hate, and he's heavily armed, according to what he told Piers Morgan. He rails against medications that help mentally ill people in America every day, he hates the government, he believes in the Bilderberg and Rothschild conspiracies, he believes the Bush administration orchestrated the attacks of September 11th, 2001 and he believes the Obama administration is coming for all the guns in this country. Alex Jones also despises psychologists and mental health specialists, he is a rabid right wing, pro-life conservative and he is the guy behind the horrible and lie-filled "The Obama Deception."

What does this all add up to? I am not a psychologist, so I am in no way attempting to diagnose Alex Jones. But having lived the life I have, and having met the people I have met, I can say with pretty good certainty that Alex Jones appears to be severely unstable, both emotionally and mentally. He sounds exactly like paranoid schizophrenics I met in Florida, and I would not be surprised if he has suffered from visual or auditory hallucinations in his life. Understand, I state "appears." Honestly, he could be like Beck-in it for the money-but after watching him on Piers Morgan's show, I really doubt that.

Let me leave you with the Alex Jones conspiracy that convinced me there was something very off about Alex Jones. Clockwork elves.

[jhale667]

Glitch dupage! But Alex Jones is still an insane cuntbag.

[Seshmeister]

Oh, and Jones asked what may be the most surreal question I have ever heard during this verbal assault on Piers Morgan: "How many chimpanzees can fit on the head of a pin?" Obviously, Alex Jones has discovered top secret documents about the government's Nano Chimp program.

That line made me LOL or at least smirk.

He was obviously reaching for the phrase '"How many angels can sit on the head of a pin?" which is a metaphor for saying there is no point in that argument because even if there were angels it is unknowable how many could sit there.

We do know however that no chimps can sit on the head of a pin or definitely no more than one depending on how you judge it.

[jhale667]

Jones was "reaching" the entire "interview". That dude shouldn't be allowed within a square mile of a gun. ANY gun.

[Seshmeister]

I wonder if Nancy Lanza was a fan of Alex Jones...

[PETE'S BROTHER]

That line made me LOL or at least smirk.

SALTS - smiled a little then stopped

[ELVIS]

I wonder if Nancy Lanza was a fan of Alex Jones...

Maybe you should construe a report that proves such...

[WARF]

Nancy and Adam had NOTHING to do with Sandy Hook.

They have finally released snapshots of the surveillance camera....

The real killer....