Benny Boy XVI Calls It Quits

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  • Dr. Love
    ROTH ARMY SUPREME
    • Jan 2004
    • 7833

    #16
    You know how they select a Pope?

    WITH A CAUCUS
    I've got the cure you're thinkin' of.

    http://i.imgur.com/jBw4fCu.gif

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    • FORD
      ROTH ARMY MODERATOR

      • Jan 2004
      • 59646

      #17
      Originally posted by Dr. Love
      You know how they select a Pope?

      WITH A CAUCUS
      Yeah, that's right. Maybe he's got a shot after all?
      Eat Us And Smile

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      "If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992

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      • Va Beach VH Fan
        ROTH ARMY FOUNDER
        • Dec 2003
        • 17913

        #18
        The more I think about it, I have to give Benny props for bowing out, if we're to believe that it's indeed for old age reasons that he's resigning....

        John Paul II was basically incapacitated 2 or 3 years before he died....
        Eat Us And Smile - The Originals

        "I have a very belligerent enthusiasm or an enthusiastic belligerence. I’m an intellectual slut." - David Lee Roth

        "We are part of the, not just the culture, but the geography. Van Halen music goes along with like fries with the burger." - David Lee Roth

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        • Headly1984
          Head Fluffer
          • Jul 2011
          • 364

          #19
          Originally posted by Va Beach VH Fan
          The more I think about it, I have to give Benny props for bowing out, if we're to believe that it's indeed for old age reasons that he's resigning....

          John Paul II was basically incapacitated 2 or 3 years before he died....
          Good point - JPII began very young so he is a poor comparison for length of service .. that & the media spotlight is very bright these days - only he knows if he is strong enough in all his facilities for the position - I do hope it is not an US Cardinal selected next tho' ..

          JP II had the best idea yet on how to best use/share Jerusalem inclusively for the 3 major religions - no one nation should lay claim to that city / Holy land

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          • Seshmeister
            ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

            • Oct 2003
            • 35755

            #20

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            • Dr. Love
              ROTH ARMY SUPREME
              • Jan 2004
              • 7833

              #21
              he really is a scary looking fucker
              I've got the cure you're thinkin' of.

              http://i.imgur.com/jBw4fCu.gif

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              • Zing!
                Veteran
                • Oct 2011
                • 2363

                #22
                He looks like pure evil in a big hat.
                My karma just ran over your dogma.

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                • Kristy
                  DIAMOND STATUS
                  • Aug 2004
                  • 16751

                  #23
                  But it's a cute hat, though.

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                  • Zing!
                    Veteran
                    • Oct 2011
                    • 2363

                    #24
                    I'm thinking that's how they pick each new pope. Whoever looks the best in the hat wins.
                    My karma just ran over your dogma.

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                    • Va Beach VH Fan
                      ROTH ARMY FOUNDER
                      • Dec 2003
                      • 17913

                      #25
                      A French Canadian, Marc Ouellet, is the frontrunner to replace him....

                      That would get a hockey team back there for sure....
                      Eat Us And Smile - The Originals

                      "I have a very belligerent enthusiasm or an enthusiastic belligerence. I’m an intellectual slut." - David Lee Roth

                      "We are part of the, not just the culture, but the geography. Van Halen music goes along with like fries with the burger." - David Lee Roth

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                      • Zing!
                        Veteran
                        • Oct 2011
                        • 2363

                        #26
                        Originally posted by Va Beach VH Fan
                        A French Canadian, Marc Ouellet, is the frontrunner to replace him....

                        That would get a hockey team back there for sure....
                        Beers, back bacon and jellies for everybody if Ouellett gets the papal nod. He'd have to trade in his big mitre pope hat for a tuque though, eh.
                        My karma just ran over your dogma.

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                        • El Bastardo
                          Groupie
                          • Jan 2005
                          • 94

                          #27
                          For Fucks Sake..
                          Attached Files

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                          • Nitro Express
                            DIAMOND STATUS
                            • Aug 2004
                            • 32942

                            #28


                            The pope is quitting because he is tired of being tackled.
                            No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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                            • Nickdfresh
                              SUPER MODERATOR

                              • Oct 2004
                              • 49567

                              #29
                              Originally posted by Va Beach VH Fan
                              The more I think about it, I have to give Benny props for bowing out, if we're to believe that it's indeed for old age reasons that he's resigning....

                              John Paul II was basically incapacitated 2 or 3 years before he died....
                              He ran out of virgins to bleed for his bath. He is residing in his burial chamber with the accoutrement of mummified Swiss Guards, concubines, and cats sealed in with his piles of gold and statues for his journey to the afterlife...

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                              • LoungeMachine
                                DIAMOND STATUS
                                • Jul 2004
                                • 32576

                                #30
                                Originally posted by Nickdfresh
                                He ran out of virgins to bleed for his bath. He is residing in his burial chamber with the accoutrement of mummified Swiss Guards, concubines, and cats sealed in with his piles of gold and statues for his journey to the afterlife...

                                Wait, I'm cuntfused.....



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