Ted Nugent: The Sheeping of America

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  • Seshmeister
    ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

    • Oct 2003
    • 35755

    #31
    Originally posted by ELVIS
    What a joke...

    Uncle Ted would whip your ass...

    Not if he was armed with a frisbee...

    Anyway Ted promised us he would be dead or in jail by the middle of April 2013.

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    • ELVIS
      Banned
      • Dec 2003
      • 44120

      #32



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      • clarathecarrot
        Full Member Status

        • May 2010
        • 3588

        #33
        Originally posted by ELVIS



        I so got that LP I so muther Fook!

        Got that Mutha ..Yeah Fuk!!!

        Saw that TOUR!!!

        I got that original LP bought and paid for....UGH It's in the air TONIGHT!!!!!!!


        YEAH YEAH YEAH!
        Last edited by clarathecarrot; 02-26-2013, 11:44 AM.
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        clara the tiny giraffe make fur curve

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        • clarathecarrot
          Full Member Status

          • May 2010
          • 3588

          #34
          Originally posted by jhale667
          Dude's been irrelevant since 1980.

          Oh really....what month, what day, that year? can you GODDAMNED narrow that assinine statement down for me?

          Since you got the info, Let's have it, jhaledrizzle.

          Hi I'm, "The halebeebopdoowhaadiddydoesn'tcomeoutofmyguitar".. I have secret knowlege.

          You are such a brown'nosing cunt.
          2015 once smoke 2 smoke ...poke
          clara the tiny giraffe make fur curve

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          • Nitro Express
            DIAMOND STATUS
            • Aug 2004
            • 32942

            #35

            One of my favorite blues players is Ted Nugent. He's getting this blues tone from a 5150 head. I've seen him play this kind of stuff live.
            No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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            • fryingdutchman
              Full Member Status

              • Feb 2005
              • 4133

              #36
              Courtesy of The A.V. Club...

              Noted black leader Ted Nugent launches "Black Power" tour, to empower black people

              by Sean O'Neal February 22, 2013




              In recent years, the human bottle-opener flip-flop that is Ted Nugent has done his very best to foster pride in the black community by embodying all the most hateful qualities of the white community. But now he’s taking a far more actionable, totally marketable route to bringing black people together so they can listen to some Ted Nugent music and Ted Nugent's ideas and then feel better about themselves: He's launching a tour he’s dubbed “Ted Nugent Black Power 2013," because no one who works for him is allowed to disagree with Ted Nugent anymore, apparently.

              Typing in his regular column on World Net Daily, Nugent takes the opportunity afforded by Black History Month to “honor blacks” by talking about Ted Nugent, whose “gravity-defying career pivots on my intense adulation for my black musical heroes”—and thus gives him an equally intense personal dismay over how the Democratic Party, The New Deal, Lyndon Johnson’s “Great Society experiment,” and especially Barack Obama are collectively the “engineer of the destruction of black America.” This, rather than helping to strengthen black America in the way that Ted Nugent does, whenever he plays the powerfully black music of Ted Nugent.

              “My fire-breathing musical career was literally launched by black musical thundergods such as Bo Diddly, Little Richard, James Brown, Wilson Picket, Sam & Dave, Albert King, BB King, Freddie King, the mighty Funk Brothers, and the epitome of Rock ‘n’ Roll Gods, the master, Chuck Berry,” Nugent says of the many black artists who literally launched the career of Ted Nugent, turning his every performance of “Wang Dang Sweet Poontang” into a condensed Black History Month.

              “Say it loud: My music is black and I’m proud!” Nugent concludes, echoing the many other times Nugent has demonstrated that he truly understands black people, such as when suggested he’d assassinate President Obama, decried Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton for “lisping their ebonic mumbo-jumbo,” wondered aloud whether the South should have won the Civil War, and called himself a “black Jew at a Nazi-Klan rally” due to his very similar persecution by the media for being a wealthy rock star who says deliberately inflammatory things. Still, as “Ted Nugent Black Power 2013” will demonstrate, Ted Nugent definitely has some sympathetic understanding of black history, given that he’s been the embarrassing, minstrel-show version of white men for decades now.
              Originally posted by perilouspete
              fryingdutchman you pretty much own everyone.....sick comebacks, well put. top class wit.

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              • Nitro Express
                DIAMOND STATUS
                • Aug 2004
                • 32942

                #37

                This guy will probably buy a ticket.
                No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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                • Nickdfresh
                  SUPER MODERATOR

                  • Oct 2004
                  • 49567

                  #38
                  Originally posted by ELVIS
                  At least I know the difference between a fairy and a ferry...
                  And at least I know what "panties" are. I'm sure you're an expert on "fairies" though and filled with fairy-pride, Nurse Elvira...
                  Last edited by Nickdfresh; 02-26-2013, 01:48 PM.

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                  • Nickdfresh
                    SUPER MODERATOR

                    • Oct 2004
                    • 49567

                    #39
                    Originally posted by Nitro Express
                    One of my favorite blues players is Ted Nugent. He's getting this blues tone from a 5150 head. I've seen him play this kind of stuff live.
                    Jesus dude, he's awful and blew his wad by the end of the 70's and no one thinks of him as anything more than a competent niche guitarist...

                    "Blues." RFLOMAO!

                    The political shit is more about getting attention, and cutting out a niche fan-base, for his nostalgia based career path than any real convictions...
                    Last edited by Nickdfresh; 02-26-2013, 01:44 PM.

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                    • FORD
                      ROTH ARMY MODERATOR

                      • Jan 2004
                      • 59648

                      #40
                      Originally posted by fryingdutchman
                      “My fire-breathing musical career was literally launched by black musical thundergods such as Bo Diddly, Little Richard, James Brown, Wilson Picket, Sam & Dave, Albert King, BB King, Freddie King, the mighty Funk Brothers, and the epitome of Rock ‘n’ Roll Gods, the master, Chuck Berry,” Nugent says of the many black artists who literally launched the career of Ted Nugent, turning his every performance of “Wang Dang Sweet Poontang” into a condensed Black History Month.

                      “Say it loud: My music is black and I’m proud!” Nugent concludes,
                      Funny, because I don't hear any of the above in Nugent's music. I suppose you might be able to argue that Nugent played a big hollow Gibson because Chuck Berry did, but it didn't influence his sound at all.

                      Ted's pandering, like most of his right wing friends, because he knows a political party made up of old white men can't possibly win. Although I suppose trying to recruit the black vote is better than trying to repress it, like most of his fellow Repukes are doing. Though I doubt he'll have much success in doing so.
                      Eat Us And Smile

                      Cenk For America 2024!!

                      Justice Democrats


                      "If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992

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                      • clarathecarrot
                        Full Member Status

                        • May 2010
                        • 3588

                        #41
                        Originally posted by FORD
                        Funny, because I don't hear any of the above in Nugent's music. I suppose you might be able to argue that Nugent played a big hollow Gibson because Chuck Berry did, but it didn't influence his sound at all.

                        Ted's pandering, like most of his right wing friends, because he knows a political party made up of old white men can't possibly win. Although I suppose trying to recruit the black vote is better than trying to repress it, like most of his fellow Repukes are doing. Though I doubt he'll have much success in doing so.
                        That "Hollow Body" is a impossible guitar to get those sounds out of not a rock and roll guitar like the strat or other solid bodies, he isn't a nitche for shit he took the hard road made the shit stink like candy .


                        Hell, Edwardo had to invent his guitar to get what he wanted..TED did the same..pushed a piece of wood and electrical parts where it hasn't and never will be again.

                        He talks shit and politics like he plays guitar, to get you to stand up and scream.

                        He has you all coming or going with him or without him.

                        Next thing, you are all going to say is B.B. King hasn't been relevant since 1958 .... GET OFF!!!... STEP OFF!!!!

                        No harsh on you FORD just a comment with some back story and a concept of a take.
                        Last edited by clarathecarrot; 02-26-2013, 04:39 PM.
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                        • ELVIS
                          Banned
                          • Dec 2003
                          • 44120

                          #42
                          Originally posted by FORD
                          I suppose you might be able to argue that Nugent played a big hollow Gibson because Chuck Berry did, but it didn't influence his sound at all.
                          More absolute bullshit...

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                          • ELVIS
                            Banned
                            • Dec 2003
                            • 44120

                            #43
                            Originally posted by jhale667
                            Dude's been irrelevant since 1980.
                            Like you would know...

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                            • FORD
                              ROTH ARMY MODERATOR

                              • Jan 2004
                              • 59648

                              #44
                              Originally posted by ELVIS
                              More absolute bullshit...
                              Tell me how Ped Nugent's sound has any evidence of Chuck Berry's influence. (Or James Brown, the Funk Brothers or anybody else he mentioned, for that matter)

                              Ted may have grown up near Detroit, but he ain't remotely "Motown".

                              Keith Richards is influenced by Chuck Berry.

                              Angus and Malcolm are influenced by Chuck Berry.

                              Hell, even Steve Jones was influenced by Chuck Berry......



                              but Nugent? Nah, I just ain't hearing it.
                              Eat Us And Smile

                              Cenk For America 2024!!

                              Justice Democrats


                              "If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992

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                              • Nickdfresh
                                SUPER MODERATOR

                                • Oct 2004
                                • 49567

                                #45
                                Originally posted by ELVIS
                                Like you would know...
                                Sorry, he obviously forgot about those awesome Damn Yankees (the wankies)...

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