Hearst Publishing's "Bible" series portrays ME with an Obama look alike!!

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  • Nitro Express
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Aug 2004
    • 32798

    #16
    Originally posted by Satan
    Looks like the backpedaling has begun......



    Dragonshit......

    Roma Downey was the star of that horrible "Touched by an Angel" series, which was so sickeningly religious they had to film it in UTAH.

    And Mark Burnett is such a "Demoncrat" that he's built shitty reality series around Birther Trump and Moosealini Palin.

    Hearst???? Well it's common knowledge that those fools were publishing right wing hit pieces, long before I impregnated Rupert Murdoch's mother with my unholy seed.

    (oops... did I just confess to that?? Wait back up delete that......)
    It always cracked me up seeing Della Reese being all religious in "Touched by an Angel" after seeing her in Harlem Nights. I was always expecting her to snap and start kicking the irish bitch's ass.

    No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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    • Northern Girl
      Full Member Status

      • Jan 2004
      • 3958

      #17
      Originally posted by sadaist
      Looks like Obama? Really a stretch.
      Agree. I've been watching the series, and it didn't even cross my mind...

      Basically the whole thing has been just one brutal massacre after another. I've never seen so many heads lopped off!

      They did make Jesus pretty though! LOL
      Same ole song and dance...

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      • Zing!
        Veteran
        • Oct 2011
        • 2363

        #18
        Originally posted by Satan
        Apparently they also made JC look a lot like Brad Pitt........

        Is that for real? That's really the actor they chose to play Christ? That seems more improbable to me than the satan character.
        My karma just ran over your dogma.

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        • fraroc
          Commando
          • Jun 2012
          • 1172

          #19
          Kip Winger would make a MUCH better Jesus.
          How do you spell pretentious? S-A-M-M-Y H-A-G-A-R

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          • Satan
            ROTH ARMY ELITE
            • Jan 2004
            • 6664

            #20
            Originally posted by fraroc
            Kip Winger would make a MUCH better Jesus.
            Kip Winger as Jesus......

            That could lead to a whole new conspiracy theory in Sockfucker's mind
            Eternally Under the Authority of Satan

            Originally posted by Sockfucker
            I've been in several mental institutions but not in Bakersfield.

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            • Nitro Express
              DIAMOND STATUS
              • Aug 2004
              • 32798

              #21
              Originally posted by Satan
              Kip Winger as Jesus......

              That could lead to a whole new conspiracy theory in Sockfucker's mind
              When the pharisees accuse Jesus of improper relations with a female and ask how can you let her touch you like that? Jesus can break into song and sing,"She was only 17...."
              No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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              • sadaist
                TOASTMASTER GENERAL
                • Jul 2004
                • 11625

                #22
                Originally posted by ELVIS
                Does not resemble Obomba in the slightest...

                No. I meant Joe Morton looks like the guy in 1st post playing the Devil.
                “Great losses often bring only a numb shock. To truly plunge a victim into misery, you must overwhelm him with many small sufferings.”

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                • sadaist
                  TOASTMASTER GENERAL
                  • Jul 2004
                  • 11625

                  #23
                  Originally posted by Satan
                  Kip Winger as Jesus......

                  Would that mean we would have 17 commandments?



                  Bad joke is bad.
                  “Great losses often bring only a numb shock. To truly plunge a victim into misery, you must overwhelm him with many small sufferings.”

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                  • sadaist
                    TOASTMASTER GENERAL
                    • Jul 2004
                    • 11625

                    #24
                    In other news Game Of Thrones put George W Bush's head on a stick.




                    “Great losses often bring only a numb shock. To truly plunge a victim into misery, you must overwhelm him with many small sufferings.”

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                    • FORD
                      ROTH ARMY MODERATOR

                      • Jan 2004
                      • 58829

                      #25
                      That doesn't look at all like the Chimp.
                      Eat Us And Smile

                      Cenk For America 2024!!

                      Justice Democrats


                      "If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992

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                      • LoungeMachine
                        DIAMOND STATUS
                        • Jul 2004
                        • 32576

                        #26
                        Originally posted by FORD
                        That doesn't look at all like the Chimp.
                        Perhaps a squashed DUI, a lost AWOL report, a stolen election, and 2 wars of choice would help........



                        Nah, the dead guy on the pike would still poll higher.
                        Originally posted by Kristy
                        Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.
                        Originally posted by cadaverdog
                        I posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?

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                        • sadaist
                          TOASTMASTER GENERAL
                          • Jul 2004
                          • 11625

                          #27
                          Originally posted by FORD
                          That doesn't look at all like the Chimp.

                          open your eyes man.







                          ‘Game of Thrones’ prop ‘George Bush’ head now nondescript as possible (Photo)

                          HBO fell hard on its sword after a Redditor made the Internet aware that the creators of “Game of Thrones” said a prop head used during the show’s first season finale resembled that of former president George W. Bush.

                          Apologies were made by the channel and by creators David Benioff and D.B. Weiss, who said they meant no disrespect when they made the comments on the DVD commentary.

                          After the kerfuffle, HBO pulled the episode from its streaming service HBO GO, as well as iTunes, and shipments of the first season DVD were stopped.

                          Now the episode is back online, offering a look at the new, not scandalous prop head.

                          There you have it. The head is now as nondescript as possible, resembling no one famous. Unless ... hey, do you think it sort of looks like Francine from the PBS cartoon “Arthur?”

                          By Sarah Anne Hughes | 12:12 PM ET, 06/25/2012

                          Updated version

                          “Great losses often bring only a numb shock. To truly plunge a victim into misery, you must overwhelm him with many small sufferings.”

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                          • Seshmeister
                            ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

                            • Oct 2003
                            • 35212

                            #28
                            Originally posted by Northern Girl
                            Agree. I've been watching the series, and it didn't even cross my mind...

                            Basically the whole thing has been just one brutal massacre after another. I've never seen so many heads lopped off!
                            Half the atheists you meet went that way just because they sat down one day and actually read the bible, it's a horrible book. Fuck knows how bad it was before they rewrote it.

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                            • Northern Girl
                              Full Member Status

                              • Jan 2004
                              • 3958

                              #29
                              Originally posted by Seshmeister
                              Half the atheists you meet went that way just because they sat down one day and actually read the bible, it's a horrible book.
                              I had no idea! I've never read it! I guess things were sugar coated in Sunday school when I was a kid! I was thinking I was going to see some cool stories. LOL

                              So why are you saying that reading the Bible turned people into atheists? Because if there was a God there would not have been such brutality?



                              Originally posted by Seshmeister
                              Fuck knows how bad it was before they rewrote it.
                              Who rewrote it?
                              Same ole song and dance...

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                              • jhale667
                                DIAMOND STATUS
                                • Aug 2004
                                • 20929

                                #30
                                Originally posted by Northern Girl

                                Who rewrote it?
                                Constantine, King James... any other publisher (or translator) in history that's touched it... the idea that it's some infallible document is ridiculous.
                                Originally posted by conmee
                                If anyone even thinks about deleting the Muff Thread they are banned.... no questions asked.

                                That is all.

                                Icon.
                                Originally posted by GO-SPURS-GO
                                I've seen prominent hypocrite liberal on this site Jhale667


                                Originally posted by Isaac R.
                                Then it's really true??:eek:

                                The Muff Thread is really just GONE ???

                                OMFG...who in their right mind...???
                                Originally posted by eddie78
                                I was wrong about you, brother. You're good.

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