Hearst Publishing's "Bible" series portrays ME with an Obama look alike!!

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Constantine, King James... any other publisher (or translator) in history that's touched it... the idea that it's some infallible document is ridiculous.

Not to mention that King James was gay. Which makes it all the more ironic that many right wingers think that version is the only "REAL" Bible.

Hell, since a lot of the Roman Emperors were known for fucking anything that moved, it wouldn't surprise me if Constantine batted from both sides of the plate himself.

And contrary to what the official Vatican doctrine says, he was the first actual Pope (not JC or Peter, or even Paul) because the Catholic church didn't really exist until old Connie used it to rebrand the Roman Empire, and pretty much swapped JC, His Mom, and all the apostles names for the previous Roman gods.