Latest Pat Robertson Crap: God Gives Fewer Miracles To Intelligent People

[Hardrock69]

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2013/04/01/robertson-god-gives-less-miracles-to-too-educated-americans-who-learn-science/

Televangelist Pat Robertson on Monday explained to his viewers that “sophisticated” Americans received less miracles because they had learned “things that says God isn’t real” like evolution.

On Monday’s episode of CBN’s The 700 Club, Robertson responded to a viewer who wanted to know why “amazing miracles (people raised from the dead, blind eyes open, lame people walking) happen with great frequency in places like Africa, and not here in the USA?”

“People overseas didn’t go to Ivy League schools,” the TV preacher laughed. “We’re so sophisticated, we think we’ve got everything figured out. We know about evolution, we know about Darwin, we know about all these things that says God isn’t real.”

“We have been inundated with skepticism and secularism,” he conintued. “And overseas, they’re simple, humble. You tell ‘em God loves ‘em and they say, ‘Okay, he loves me.’ You say God will do miracles and they say, ‘Okay, we believe him.’”

“And that’s what God’s looking for. That’s why they have miracles.”

Watch this video from CBN via Right Wing Watch, broadcast April 1, 2013.

[ELVIS]

And you dumped this crap in this forum why ??

[FORD]

Pat says you're sick because you don't praise Jesus enough (or send him enough money)

[Hardrock69]

And you dumped this crap in this forum why ??

At the very least because it pisses your unintelligent ass off.

You are what he talks about. You are gullible and stupid and believe fairy tales told to you by old men who have been scamming people for their entire lives with fictional crap about a 2000-year-old Undead Zombie saving the world from something. What this zombie is saving us from they don't say, because it is irrelevent. They only want to pass the plate and get money from hard-working yet ignorant people who somehow think forking over their hard-earned cash is going to get them a place in line to withdraw it from their heavenly checking account after they die.

Doesn't your husband need you to lick his ass about now, hickboi?

[Seshmeister]

To me it seems that threads about Pat Robertson at this point are like talking about what the crazy man in the park that shouts at trees is saying today.

Why he's still on US television I have no idea and maybe that's the real story at this point.

[FORD]

To me it seems that threads about Pat Robertson at this point are like talking about what the crazy man in the park that shouts at trees is saying today.

Why he's still on US television I have no idea and maybe that's the real story at this point.

Probably because he likely owns a piece of at least two networks. The network Pat launched as "CBN Cable" was later sold to Murdoch and changed the name to "Fox Family Channel". It was later sold to ABC/Disney and is now called "ABC Family".

And there's also the fact that, before there was such a thing as FAUX News, Pat used to refer to his own "CBN News" operation as "fair and balanced", so I wouldn't be surprised if he owned a piece of that too.

[Hardrock69]

Note, that's why I said "Latest" Pat Robertson Crap.

He is seen exactly like that. The crazy old man claiming that demons inhabit used clothes from Goodwill among other ridiculous tripe.

He makes me laugh.

Some people around here don't think it funny to make fun of Pat Robertson and his idiocy.

Because they believe everything he says and believe they are SANCTified by watching the HOLY GHOST ON TV on the 700 CLUB in the name of JEEZUSS-AHHHHHH!!!!

Pat Robertson is a truly Holy Man who hears the Word Of Gawd DIRECTLY!

Sure.....sure he does.....just like he hears the jingle of coins in his bank account.....


Hey man, I got a piece of the Brooklyn Bridge I'll sell ya.....just wait until my assistant usher comes by with the golden plate.....just drop the check on the plate.....

But he could just as easily wear a red nose, a stoopid little hat and some giant shoes for the fact that watching him is like watching a Klown of the lowest order......Klowns claiming to have special knowledge of or somehow have a direct relationship with....A GOD.

[ELVIS]

Some people around here don't think it funny to make fun of Pat Robertson and his idiocy.

Because they believe everything he says and believe they are SANCTified by watching the HOLY GHOST ON TV on the 700 CLUB in the name of JEEZUSS-AHHHHHH!!!!

You're truly a dumb fuck...

No one that I know around here pays attention to anything Pat Robertson says except you and FORD...

So fuck off...

[jhale667]

To me it seems that threads about Pat Robertson at this point are like talking about what the crazy man in the park that shouts at trees is saying today.

Why he's still on US television I have no idea and maybe that's the real story at this point.

Perhaps a catch-all "stupid shit Pat Roberston says" thread...

[Satan]

You're truly a dumb fuck...

No one that I know around here pays attention to anything Pat Robertson says except you and FORD...

Hey, I do!

He's the best recruiting tool that Hell ever had!

Pat insists that Heaven will be full of people like him. Who the Hell would want to go there?

[ELVIS]

Hey, I do!

That's what I said...

[Hardrock69]

Hey Elvis your husband is calling you from the bedroom....he wants a back rub......

[ELVIS]

Dude, you don't even know how stupid you are...

Poor thing...

[Nickdfresh]

I wonder what Lyndon LaRouche is doing these days?

[ELVIS]

I wonder if jfail washes his hands before serving the tacos...