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  • Hardrock69
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    • Feb 2005
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    For All You Idiots That Think Marriage Should Only Be As Defined By The Bible.....

    Linky


    Biblical marriage made easy for conservatives


    We hear a lot about “biblical marriage” these days, particular from right-wing conservatives battling the idea of same sex marriage or unions. The problem is that most of them are not clear on what that means. Here is a helpful article on the types of marriage found in the pages of the bible.

    The important thing for conservatives to realize here is that none of these models are described as being any better than any other. They all appear to have been accepted throughout the bible.

    So there you go. The next time someone opposed to gay marriage says that we need to stick with traditional biblical marriage in this country, you can ask them which of the eight kinds they would prefer, and why.




    Man + Woman (Nuclear Family, Monogamous, heterosexual marriage)

    What you might think of as the standard form of marriage, provided you think of arranged marriages as the standard. Also remember that inter-faith or cross-ethnic marriage were forbidden for large chunks of biblical history. Genesis 2:24

    Man + Women (Polygamy)

    Probably the most common form of marriage in the bible, it is where a man has more than one wife. For example, Jacob had 2 wives and fathered 13 children. This is rarely spoken about when the subject of marriage and the bible is debated! Genesis 4:19
    Esau (3 wives), Gideon (many), Solomon (700)

    Man + Brother’s Widow (Levirate Marriage)

    When a woman was widowed without a son, it became the responsibility of the brother-in-law or a close male relative to take her in and impregnate her. If the resulting child was a son, he would be considered the heir of her late husband. See Ruth, and the story of Onan. Genesis 38:6-10

    Man + Wives + Concubines


    A man could have one or more wives and any number of concubines. The definition of a concubine varies from culture to culture, but they tended to be live-in mistresses. Concubines were tied to their “husband,” but had a lower status than a wife. Their children were not usually heirs, so they were safe outlets for sex without risking the line of succession. Genesis 20:10 To see how badly a concubine could be treated, see the famous story of the Levite and his concubine Judges 19:1-30.
    Abraham (2 concubines), Solomon (300)

    Rapist + Victim

    If a man raped a woman and she wasn’t married, she would be forced to marry him. A man could rape any woman that he liked and they would be considered married. The draw back? For the man OF COURSE! He could not divorce her!! Deuteronomy 22:28-29

    Man + Woman + Woman’s Property


    If a woman was “married” and infertile, she could give her property, her slave, to her husband as a wife. This is also referred to as the famous “handmaiden” sketch, as preformed by Abraham, Genesis 16:1-6, and Jacob, Genesis 30:4-5.

    Male Soldier + Prisoner of War

    As with many wars, women become the property of the victor. And that is how it was in biblical times. Female captives were forced to submit to their male captors, usually by force, RAPE. Deuteronomy 21:11-14 and Numbers 31:1-18

    Male Slave + Female Slave

    An owner could order a female slave to “marry” a male slave without any input from the female. The consummation of this “union” usually involved rape. Exodus 21:4

  • Seshmeister
    ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

    • Oct 2003
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    #2

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    • ELVIS
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      • Dec 2003
      • 44120

      #3
      You're a slave and you're a homo...

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      • ELVIS
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        • Dec 2003
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        #4
        The lolbrary, Sesh ??

        I'm not LOL...

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        • Seshmeister
          ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

          • Oct 2003
          • 35754

          #5
          It's a false flag LOL.

          I've been hired by the CIA to LOL...

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          • ELVIS
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            • Dec 2003
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            #6
            I highly doubt that...

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            • jhale667
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              • Aug 2004
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              #7
              Originally posted by Seshmeister
              It's a false flag LOL.

              I've been hired by the CIA to LOL...
              Betty Bowers is an academy award-winning christian crisis actor....
              Originally posted by conmee
              If anyone even thinks about deleting the Muff Thread they are banned.... no questions asked.

              That is all.

              Icon.
              Originally posted by GO-SPURS-GO
              I've seen prominent hypocrite liberal on this site Jhale667


              Originally posted by Isaac R.
              Then it's really true??

              The Muff Thread is really just GONE ???

              OMFG...who in their right mind...???
              Originally posted by eddie78
              I was wrong about you, brother. You're good.

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              • Hardrock69
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                • Feb 2005
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                #8
                Sesh, those are absolutely true.....that is.....fundaligionists like Elbow believe them to be true.

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                • Nickdfresh
                  SUPER MODERATOR

                  • Oct 2004
                  • 49567

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Seshmeister
                  It's a false flag LOL.

                  I've been hired by the CIA to LOL...
                  If only the Alexis Jonestownian idiots knew that technically, "false flag" is the incorrect term. The correct term is actually "agent provocateur" since Islamic extremists and deranged mentally ill people don't have a "flag"...

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                  • ashstralia
                    ROTH ARMY ELITE
                    • Feb 2004
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                    #10
                    hahah!!!

                    i'm right; you're wrong. the end.

                    gotta love them thar bible thumping god bothering racist anti gay bile spewers...not.

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                    • ashstralia
                      ROTH ARMY ELITE
                      • Feb 2004
                      • 6566

                      #11
                      i googled 'betty bowers' and found this hilarious shit!! hehe.. it's like it was written for elvis...

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                      • FORD
                        ROTH ARMY MODERATOR

                        • Jan 2004
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                        #12
                        They really need to update that page more often..... a Playstation 2 isn't going to win many converts now.
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                        • knuckleboner
                          Crazy Ass Mofo
                          • Jan 2004
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                          #13
                          look, you're all completely wrong. the only legitimate marriage under God is a Christian marriage.*


                          (*Mormon Christian marriages notwithstanding...)

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                          • Hardrock69
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                            • Feb 2005
                            • 21897

                            #14
                            Ok so which one of the 8 kinds of Christian marriages?

                            I like the Man + Wives + Concubines marriage.


                            Naah.....I would only want one woman. Be too nutso having more than that.

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                            • knuckleboner
                              Crazy Ass Mofo
                              • Jan 2004
                              • 2927

                              #15
                              (dude, i was kidding that the Christians who clamor for the sanctity of marriage usually also rail against polygamy - which technically was a kind of Christian - Mormon -marriage...)

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