Want to See Your NSA or FBI File? Here's How...

[Sensible Shoes]

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[Igosplut]

I'll do it privately for ya....

[Sensible Shoes]

Oh that makes me all tingly!

[Kristy]

I used to frame all of my FBI files. Nowadays I put them in a scrapbook as "share time" for me and my therapist.

[Igosplut]

Yea, but do you show them to the border people when you're trying to get into another Country??

[Hardrock69]

KWAME?

Whats up dude?

Long time no see! :D

[cadaverdog]

Biker shit, and no, I'm not telling it....

I've been riding Hawgs a few years. Started out with a near new Evo sporty. My brothers had many Harleys over the years but I was into hot rods not bikes so I had little interest in their oil leaking constantly breaking down or being a bitch to kick over scooters. Until I picked up this little Kawasaki 600. It would barely pull small grades with me on it but it was fun to ride. I decided to buy a bigger bike so I got the sporty. I rode it for a year then got a soft tail, then a Road Glide.
I met this old biker dude who looked like he was a 1% at one time probably. We just went for rides on the weekends and he would ride with us. He wanted to form a "riding" club for locals. Sounded like a good idea at the time. What I didn't know was he had a beef with a large motorcycle gang in the area. When I found out from a reliable source he was actually looking to start a club with ties to another outlaw club for self preservation I wanted no part of it. I don't mind associating with "bikers" but I'm not into that lifestyle myself.

[LoungeMachine]

Biker shit.

Had to say it?

Now we're going to have to hear about sockfucker's hawg dayz for 30 posts...



thanks

[cadaverdog]

Had to say it?

Now we're going to have to hear about sockfucker's hawg dayz for 30 posts...



thanks

Nope. I'll spare the rest of the members from your sniveling by posting less frequently. The less I post, the less you snivel. Find another opponent for your constant pissing contests. It shouldn't take you long.

[Von Halen]

Nope. I'll spare the rest of the members from your sniveling by posting less frequently. The less I post, the less you snivel. Find another opponent for your constant pissing contests. It shouldn't take you long.

Come on Dog!

Don't EVER tuck your tail between your legs or cower down!

I'll listen to your biker stories!

[cadaverdog]

Come on Dog!

Don't EVER tuck your tail between your legs or cower down!

I'll listen to your biker stories!

If I think of another one I'll let ya know. I ride around drunk and stoned and violate traffic laws but I don't usually go around committing crimes just for fun.

[Satan]

Surely non-consensual sex with articles of clothing must be illegal in half of the "Bible Belt" states?

[cadaverdog]

Surely non-consensual sex with articles of clothing must be illegal in half of the "Bible Belt" states?

[Angel]

Surely non-consensual sex with articles of clothing must be illegal in half of the "Bible Belt" states?

:yawn:

[Satan]

Just trying to help Socky think of a crime he may have committed.....