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  • cadaverdog
    ROTH ARMY SUPREME
    • Aug 2007
    • 8955

    #46
    Originally posted by Satan
    Keep it to yourself
    That sock humor never gets old.
    BTW: Guess who I saw on the Sunset Strip last night. Jesus Christ. The real dude. Not Ford in a dress with a fake beard and hair, the real dude. He waived to me as I drove by. I told him I liked his sandals. Right after that I found an open pot store by accident off Hollywood Blvd while turning around on a side street to check out a long line of mini skirted honeys standing in line at some club I bought a small sack and they kicked down a free grab bag with a joint, a glass pipe, papers and a pot leaf bandana. And they say Jesus doesn't exist. Bullshit.
    Beware of Dog

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    • Jesus Christ
      Veteran
      • Jan 2004
      • 2434

      #47
      No, that wasn't Me. The city ye live in might call itself "The City of the Angels", but do not take the name literally.

      Verily I say unto you that it hath much in common with Sodom & Gommorrah, and no that is NOT a reference to West Hollywood, since the common "religious right" mythology of the cities of the plain is not at all the true story of what happened there.

      It was not about Adam & Steve, it was about the same things which I spoke of in Matthew 25, and how the inhabitants of those cities treated their fellow human beings (along with the angels that Dad sent down to visit)

      And for all the cannabis ye use, why then are ye so filled with anger and hatred. I know how that plant is supposed to work. I was one of the designers.

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      • PETE'S BROTHER
        DIAMOND STATUS
        • Feb 2007
        • 12678

        #48
        Originally posted by cadaverdog
        If I come across any transvestite lovers.
        iusedta is visualizing that
        Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!

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        • ELVIS
          Banned
          • Dec 2003
          • 44120

          #49
          Originally posted by Jesus Christ
          nothing
          Exactly...

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          • Jesus Christ
            Veteran
            • Jan 2004
            • 2434

            #50
            Gregory, it appears thy quote hath malfunctioned

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            • ELVIS
              Banned
              • Dec 2003
              • 44120

              #51
              It would appear that way...

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              • cadaverdog
                ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                • Aug 2007
                • 8955

                #52
                Originally posted by Jesus Christ

                And for all the cannabis ye use, why then are ye so filled with anger and hatred. I know how that plant is supposed to work. I was one of the designers.
                It's not anger I feel towards you, Edsel. I realize you're just a product of your enviromement. You have been brainwashed by the Kennedys and their evil minions who want everyone to think the Bush family is behind all of the crap that they are pulling. Joe Kennedy was Hitlers best friend. Joe bankrolled Hitler's rise to power. It was Joe's idea to wipe out the Jews. He orchestrated 9/11 before he died just in case another crime family threatened his. It was a contingency plan in case his good family friend Osama Bin Laden failed to destroy the tallest building in the U S where the Kennedy's had massive insured real estate holdings that he wanted to collect on post mordem. That's why they framed Bin Laden and blamed the Bush family for 9/11.
                Beware of Dog

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                • Northern Girl
                  Full Member Status

                  • Jan 2004
                  • 3958

                  #53
                  Originally posted by cadaverdog
                  Edsel
                  Geez, I just now got this! Brain dead Sunday!
                  Same ole song and dance...

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                  • Northern Girl
                    Full Member Status

                    • Jan 2004
                    • 3958

                    #54
                    Originally posted by cadaverdog
                    she doesn't enjoy sex anymore
                    Menopause has that effect on some...low hormone levels... (affect?...I can never remember).
                    Same ole song and dance...

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                    • cadaverdog
                      ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                      • Aug 2007
                      • 8955

                      #55
                      Originally posted by PETE'S BROTHER
                      iusedta is visualizing that
                      He probably thought about it but even he has some standards. Ford isn't the best looking tranny but he has his skills.
                      Beware of Dog

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                      • DLR Bridge
                        ROCKSTAR

                        • Mar 2011
                        • 5479

                        #56
                        Originally posted by Northern Girl
                        Menopause has that effect on some...low hormone levels... (affect?...I can never remember).
                        You got it. The other is 'affected by...'

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                        • cadaverdog
                          ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                          • Aug 2007
                          • 8955

                          #57
                          Originally posted by Northern Girl
                          Geez, I just now got this! Brain dead Sunday!
                          I'm giving him too much credit. Edsel's are pretty cool cars. They were just ahead of their time. Now they're worth a fortune if you can find one. This clown is uncool, lives in the past, is completely worthless and if you want to find him just check for the latest posts of Ford, Jesus, Satan or Jane Fonda Fan.
                          Beware of Dog

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                          • ELVIS
                            Banned
                            • Dec 2003
                            • 44120

                            #58
                            How was an Edsel ahead of it's time ??

                            I gotta hear this...

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                            • FORD
                              ROTH ARMY MODERATOR

                              • Jan 2004
                              • 59625

                              #59
                              Originally posted by ELVIS
                              How was an Edsel ahead of it's time ??

                              I gotta hear this...
                              Well, actually, the cars had some features that were sort of "revolutionary" at the time (1958).....



                              Check out the funky speedometer and the push button transmission.

                              Stylistically they seemed like cool ideas, but probably not the best thing in mechanical terms.....
                              Eat Us And Smile

                              Cenk For America 2024!!

                              Justice Democrats


                              "If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992

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                              • Angel
                                ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                                • Jan 2004
                                • 7481

                                #60
                                Originally posted by Northern Girl
                                Menopause has that effect on some...low hormone levels... (affect?...I can never remember).
                                Yup, it sure does....
                                "Ya know what they say about angels... An angel is a supernatural being or spirit, usually humanoid in form, found in various religions and mythologies. Plus Roth fan boards..."- ZahZoo April 2013

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