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  • Seshmeister
    ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

    • Oct 2003
    • 35755

    #31
    Originally posted by ELVIS
    He was talking about abortion, not fertilized eggs...
    No I wasn't.

    Baby Jesus kills millions of fertilized eggs every week.

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    • Seshmeister
      ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

      • Oct 2003
      • 35755

      #32
      Originally posted by FORD
      Jeremiah 16:19
      19 O LORD, my strength, and my fortress, and my refuge in the day of affliction, the Gentiles shall come unto thee from the ENDS OF THE EARTH, and shall say, Surely our fathers have inherited lies, vanity, and things wherein there is no profit. (KJV)
      According to the manual you can kill your children if you want

      Deuteronomy 21:18-21
      King James Version (KJV)
      18 If a man have a stubborn and rebellious son, which will not obey the voice of his father, or the voice of his mother, and that, when they have chastened him, will not hearken unto them:

      19 Then shall his father and his mother lay hold on him, and bring him out unto the elders of his city, and unto the gate of his place;

      20 And they shall say unto the elders of his city, This our son is stubborn and rebellious, he will not obey our voice; he is a glutton, and a drunkard.

      21 And all the men of his city shall stone him with stones, that he die: so shalt thou put evil away from among you; and all Israel shall hear, and fear.





      Worst fucking crazy superstition rule book ever...

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      • Hardrock69
        DIAMOND STATUS
        • Feb 2005
        • 21897

        #33
        If Elbow's rents are/were "Christians", they did not follow the Bible, as Elbow is still here. If they did not feel he was worth killing, then either they were too lazy to bother, or else they were just as stupid (if not more so) than Elbow.

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        • ELVIS
          Banned
          • Dec 2003
          • 44120

          #34
          Originally posted by Seshmeister
          18 If a man have a stubborn and rebellious son, which will not obey the voice of his father, or the voice of his mother, and that, when they have chastened him, will not hearken unto them:

          19 Then shall his father and his mother lay hold on him, and bring him out unto the elders of his city, and unto the gate of his place;

          20 And they shall say unto the elders of his city, This our son is stubborn and rebellious, he will not obey our voice; he is a glutton, and a drunkard.

          21 And all the men of his city shall stone him with stones, that he die: so shalt thou put evil away from among you; and all Israel shall hear, and fear.
          I'm betting there weren't too many stubborn and rebellious youths running around reeking havoc on society, eh ??

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          • ELVIS
            Banned
            • Dec 2003
            • 44120

            #35
            Originally posted by Seshmeister

            Baby Jesus kills millions of fertilized eggs every week.
            I doubt you'll get much mileage with that logic...

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            • Von Halen
              ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

              • Dec 2003
              • 7557

              #36
              Originally posted by ELVIS
              I'm betting there weren't too many stubborn and rebellious youths running around reeking havoc on society, eh ??
              Unless you are insinuating they are stinking up society, I think you meant wreaking. :D

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              • ELVIS
                Banned
                • Dec 2003
                • 44120

                #37
                Isn't that what I said ??


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                • ELVIS
                  Banned
                  • Dec 2003
                  • 44120

                  #38
                  I know how to spell wreaking...

                  Wreaking...

                  W R E A K I N G

                  Wreaking

                  Used in a sentence...

                  jfail and LoungeMolester were WREAKING after a long night of anal disgust...


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                  • ELVIS
                    Banned
                    • Dec 2003
                    • 44120

                    #39
                    How do I get things like that backwards ??

                    Maybe that's slight dyslexia...seriously...

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                    • ELVIS
                      Banned
                      • Dec 2003
                      • 44120

                      #40
                      So...

                      I wreak havoc on this website...

                      The three Muskaqueers reek after anal disgust...


                      Now I got it...

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                      • jhale667
                        DIAMOND STATUS
                        • Aug 2004
                        • 20929

                        #41
                        Remember it this way: your guitar playing REEKS, and WREAKS havoc on the ears of unsuspecting listeners and small animals.
                        Originally posted by conmee
                        If anyone even thinks about deleting the Muff Thread they are banned.... no questions asked.

                        That is all.

                        Icon.
                        Originally posted by GO-SPURS-GO
                        I've seen prominent hypocrite liberal on this site Jhale667


                        Originally posted by Isaac R.
                        Then it's really true??

                        The Muff Thread is really just GONE ???

                        OMFG...who in their right mind...???
                        Originally posted by eddie78
                        I was wrong about you, brother. You're good.

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                        • ELVIS
                          Banned
                          • Dec 2003
                          • 44120

                          #42
                          Originally posted by jhale667
                          Remember it this way: your guitar playing REEKS of coolness, and WREAKS havoc on the ears of unsuspecting listeners and small animals.
                          AMEN to that !!!


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                          • jhale667
                            DIAMOND STATUS
                            • Aug 2004
                            • 20929

                            #43
                            Unfortunately for you once again - wishing it won't make it so...
                            Originally posted by conmee
                            If anyone even thinks about deleting the Muff Thread they are banned.... no questions asked.

                            That is all.

                            Icon.
                            Originally posted by GO-SPURS-GO
                            I've seen prominent hypocrite liberal on this site Jhale667


                            Originally posted by Isaac R.
                            Then it's really true??

                            The Muff Thread is really just GONE ???

                            OMFG...who in their right mind...???
                            Originally posted by eddie78
                            I was wrong about you, brother. You're good.

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                            • Kristy
                              DIAMOND STATUS
                              • Aug 2004
                              • 16751

                              #44
                              Originally posted by ELVIS
                              Abortion is murder...
                              Yes, go fuck yourself, Alex.

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                              • PETE'S BROTHER
                                DIAMOND STATUS
                                • Feb 2007
                                • 12678

                                #45


                                Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!

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